Not really my cup of tea, but it made me think of Gusington's loins. Anything that can do that is worthy of being posted about.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1069690/Rogue_Lords/ (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1069690/Rogue_Lords/)
Hmm...intriguingly loin-moistening but a bit cartoony. Like me.
Could be interesting. "Evil Geniuses"? Perhaps a few of the many here maybe included? ???