What's Cool in Science This Week?

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Enceladus: The Solar System's Alcoholic Water-Fountain.  It's just what this system's been needing.  <:-)
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Barthheart


mirth

I wish you science guys would stop trying to destroy the universe.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart


bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on July 06, 2017, 12:30:49 PM
I wish you science guys would stop trying to destroy the universe.


Just a bunch of assholes always trying to prove shit
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Barthheart

Just a bunch of assholes always trying to prove shit

That's on every diploma we hand out.  O0

mirth

Quote from: Barthheart on July 06, 2017, 12:31:45 PM
There are lots more out there.

I need to try some of the other ones.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

Just jump into one of our black holes.

mirth

Last time I did that, I ended up with two kids and a divorce.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on July 06, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
Last time I did that, I ended up with two kids and a divorce.

so 2 good things for each 1 bad...?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 06, 2017, 02:06:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on July 06, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
Last time I did that, I ended up with two kids and a divorce.

so 2 good things for each 1 bad...?

3 good things
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

This is the 'Mirth Divorce Dimension'? Shit, I thought this was the one where he was Pope.  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Sir Slash on July 06, 2017, 07:02:11 PM
This is the 'Mirth Divorce Dimension'? Shit, I thought this was the one where he was Pope.  :o

The one where Pope Mirth has a beard.
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bbmike

Quote from: mirth on July 06, 2017, 12:30:49 PM
I wish you science guys would stop trying to destroy the universe.

It is one of the solutions to the Fermi Paradox.
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