Florida deserves its own thread

Started by besilarius, September 18, 2015, 06:50:21 AM

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GDS_Starfury

no one from Floriduh complains about drugs in there food.
must be Canadastanian.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.



Sir Slash

Damn, you can get 2 years for that? Asking for a friend. Who likes dogs. Though, they seem to be not too crazy about him.  :shocked:
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steve58

Florida Man Games coming February 2024!!

Featuring Beer Belly Wrestling (I'd participate, but I'm not in Florida :tongue:) and 'evading arrest' obstacle course

http://apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-social-media-st-augustine-baba548edfa25a963b823ae0023fb227
 
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Windigo

Had to revive this thread. I am surprised Star didn't show up in any of the hundreds of photos available on line

Good schtick
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

despite JH's opinions on the matter I'm no where near dumb enough to be among the Floriduh men.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 12, 2024, 07:40:07 PMdespite JH's opinions on the matter I'm no where near dumb enough to be among the Floriduh men.

I may or may not go to one of these ... for the sheer spectacle of human stupidity. Although we have redhats for that.....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.