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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15495 on: November 02, 2022, 05:37:09 PM »
my new go to picture when dealing with clients.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15496 on: November 02, 2022, 09:45:08 PM »
Clients.  :pullhair:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15497 on: November 02, 2022, 09:58:28 PM »
ya... you people are aggravating!  :bd:
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15498 on: November 02, 2022, 11:49:29 PM »
a Marine and a Sailor walk into a bar.

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15499 on: November 03, 2022, 12:12:53 AM »
or perhaps we can find common understanding that Space Force uniforms are 100% fucking stupid.

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15500 on: November 12, 2022, 08:48:51 PM »
Can confirm.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15501 on: November 13, 2022, 02:46:36 PM »
The size of that sailor's arm above is roughly the size of my entire torso.
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15502 on: November 14, 2022, 03:14:31 PM »
Don't the forces screen for *cough* unauthorized use of roids?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15503 on: November 14, 2022, 05:42:12 PM »
Who would be brave enough to tell that guy to pee in a cup?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15504 on: November 14, 2022, 07:07:54 PM »
Paging Dr. Starfury...
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15505 on: November 14, 2022, 08:10:41 PM »
who would be brave enough to help him aim....
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15506 on: November 15, 2022, 09:39:14 AM »
who would be brave enough to help him aim....

put one of those little target decals in the bottom of the pee cup beforehand?
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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15507 on: November 21, 2022, 08:58:25 AM »
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15508 on: November 21, 2022, 11:39:27 AM »
^Nice.

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Re: More Pix For A Laugh
« Reply #15509 on: November 25, 2022, 04:59:49 AM »
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.