http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/lenin-s-body-improves-with-age1/
That explains why he's lasted that long. Maybe if we're lucky they will eventually use some of him on car tires to extend tread life.
Or maybe he will rise up one night and shamble on over to wherever the hel Putin lives, stand at the foot of Vladdie's bed, point a finger, and moan " W.... T.... F.... ?!?"
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 26, 2015, 03:38:47 PM
Or maybe he will rise up one night and shamble on over to wherever the hel Putin lives, stand at the foot of Vladdie's bed, point a finger, and moan " W.... T.... F.... ?!?"
Naw, this is how it will go down. Ignore the last five seconds; Lenin will surely crush it, empowered with Marxist-Leninist doctrine.