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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4170 on: September 23, 2022, 10:59:28 AM »
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4171 on: September 23, 2022, 01:45:04 PM »
He better stay away from windows or yachts for a while.
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4172 on: September 23, 2022, 01:58:29 PM »
"He tripped and fell out the window of his yacht, five times!"  >:D
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4173 on: September 23, 2022, 01:58:42 PM »
And tea. Or anything not in a enclosed, tamper-proof container. Hell, I wouldn't even trust Mother's Milk straight from the source if I were him.  :hide:
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4174 on: September 23, 2022, 02:11:45 PM »
the Poles really really hate him.

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4175 on: September 23, 2022, 02:20:13 PM »
"He tripped and fell out the window of his yacht, five times!"  >:D

If he did it wouldn't happen to a more deserving scumbag. 

Lukashenko has overseen his fair share of assassinations, false imprisonments, sham votes and has supported and directly implemented the murder rape and torture of dissidents, including children. 

He almost makes Putin look like a warm and fuzzy softie by comparison.   This war is seeming a bit too much for him though.  He usually tries not to make his masters in Moscow too angry, but the alternative here is Belarus getting dragged into a conflict that it really doesn't have the military or economic power to prosecute. 

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4176 on: September 23, 2022, 02:34:38 PM »
the Poles really really hate him.



Christ! -- they made him look like Captain Picard! Considering the current state of Kurtzman-Trek, that's a damnable insult...  >:D
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4177 on: September 23, 2022, 04:34:31 PM »
"He tripped and fell out the window of his yacht, five times!"  >:D

He almost makes Putin look like a warm and fuzzy softie by comparison.   This war is seeming a bit too much for him though.  He usually tries not to make his masters in Moscow too angry, but the alternative here is Belarus getting dragged into a conflict that it really doesn't have the military or economic power to prosecute.

He doesn't want to lose his yacht
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4178 on: September 23, 2022, 07:17:44 PM »
"He tripped and fell out the window of his yacht, five times!"  >:D

If he did it wouldn't happen to a more deserving scumbag. 

Lukashenko has overseen his fair share of assassinations, false imprisonments, sham votes and has supported and directly implemented the murder rape and torture of dissidents, including children. 

He almost makes Putin look like a warm and fuzzy softie by comparison.   This war is seeming a bit too much for him though.  He usually tries not to make his masters in Moscow too angry, but the alternative here is Belarus getting dragged into a conflict that it really doesn't have the military or economic power to prosecute.

Lukashenko is the scumbag who had his Migs force down an Irish (RyanAir) airliner traveling between NATO countries last year so his secret police could drag a dissident off the plane and into jail.
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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4179 on: September 23, 2022, 08:37:59 PM »
Lukashenko is the scumbag who had his Migs force down an Irish (RyanAir) airliner traveling between NATO countries last year so his secret police could drag a dissident off the plane and into jail.

Yep.

And he authorizes and endorses the Belorussian KGB to use sexual assault, including against the young children of dissidents as an intimidation tactic. 

The KGB HQ in Minsk mirrors some of the deep, dank horrors of of the Gulag Archipelago.  They proudly brandish the KGB name in an effort to horrify his enemies. 

He's one of Europe's most vicious monsters.

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4180 on: September 23, 2022, 09:16:49 PM »
so this is a thing in russia...   :hide:

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4181 on: September 23, 2022, 09:31:01 PM »
so this is a thing in russia...   :hide:

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Mobilisation is worrying many Russians. But not Vera: Id be much happier if my son got wounded fighting in Ukraine than die of alcoholism here, she tells me. Our latest report from Moscow as the draft continues.

That's always been a thing in Russia.

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4182 on: September 23, 2022, 09:32:46 PM »
true that.  L:-)
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4183 on: September 24, 2022, 04:36:53 AM »
Who does this remind me of ?



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Re: Russia's War Against Ukraine
« Reply #4184 on: September 24, 2022, 09:50:28 AM »
^The resemblance is striking.
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