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GDS_Starfury

August 14, 2022, 12:11:17 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

al_infierno

#1
August 14, 2022, 01:24:30 AM
Those kitties ate like kings!
A War of a Madman's Making - a text-based war planning and political survival RPG

It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge.  War endures.  As well ask men what they think of stone.  War was always here.  Before man was, war waited for him.  The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.  That is the way it was and will be.  That way and not some other way.
- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian


If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
- Silent Disapproval Robot


I guess it's sort of nice that the word "tactical" seems to refer to some kind of seriousness during your moments of mental clarity.
- MengJiao

Windigo

#2
August 15, 2022, 12:08:21 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 14, 2022, 12:11:17 AM
ahhhhhhh   :DD  <:-)  :bd:

https://twitter.com/jimrosecircus1/status/1558454764177948674

That's a well vegetated area... not sure why the poachers thought they had a good plan. Predators have all the advantages... hearing, smell, sight.

I view that more as natural selection than as karma

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

#3
August 15, 2022, 02:46:26 PM
I busted out laughing when I read the comment on that twitter that asked if these cats have a gofundme account.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#4
August 15, 2022, 03:15:18 PM
Deputy Prime Minister Denis Manturov said that the first flight of the Su-75 Checkmate has been postponed until 2024.

Im willing to put money on the fact that it will be much much later then that.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#5
August 15, 2022, 03:57:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 15, 2022, 03:15:18 PM
Deputy Prime Minister Denis Manturov said that the first flight of the Su-75 Checkmate has been postponed until 2024.

Im willing to put money on the fact that it will be much much later then that.

.....so Russia will be unprotected from these lions until then?!??

>:D
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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GDS_Starfury

#6
August 15, 2022, 05:40:23 PM
wrong thread  :DD
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

W8taminute

#7
August 15, 2022, 06:11:25 PM
Even though it wasn't that successful I've always liked the SU-76

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Sir Slash

#8
August 15, 2022, 10:20:50 PM
I don't think lions eat Russians. The vodka gives them heartburn.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

al_infierno

#9
August 15, 2022, 11:54:20 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 15, 2022, 10:20:50 PM
I don't think lions eat Russians. The vodka gives them heartburn.

;D
A War of a Madman's Making - a text-based war planning and political survival RPG

It makes no difference what men think of war, said the judge.  War endures.  As well ask men what they think of stone.  War was always here.  Before man was, war waited for him.  The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.  That is the way it was and will be.  That way and not some other way.
- Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian


If they made nothing but WWII games, I'd be perfectly content.  Hypothetical matchups from alternate history 1980s, asymmetrical US-bashes-some-3rd world guerillas, or minor wars between Upper Bumblescum and outer Kaboomistan hold no appeal for me.
- Silent Disapproval Robot


I guess it's sort of nice that the word "tactical" seems to refer to some kind of seriousness during your moments of mental clarity.
- MengJiao

JasonPratt

#10
August 30, 2022, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on August 15, 2022, 06:11:25 PM
Even though it wasn't that successful I've always liked the SU-76



Can be easily flanked by lions, though, and then the crew aren't protected at all!

Panthers and tigers have more difficulty with the flanking, admittedly -- but they don't really need to flank.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

W8taminute

#11
August 31, 2022, 03:22:25 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on August 30, 2022, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on August 15, 2022, 06:11:25 PM
Even though it wasn't that successful I've always liked the SU-76



Can be easily flanked by lions, though, and then the crew aren't protected at all!

Panthers and tigers have more difficulty with the flanking, admittedly -- but they don't really need to flank.

Haha!  Yes but you forgot to mention the lone submachine gunner sneaking up from behind and taking the crew out.  They do say however, that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and to me, that SU-76 is a sexy beast!
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bobarossa

#12
September 01, 2022, 12:13:14 PM
I'm curious, do the spent casings shoot out through that gap in the back wall when they open the breech?  Or is it just for ingress/egress and enemy submachine gunners?

Windigo

#13
October 05, 2023, 11:44:38 AM
In my mildly amusing quest of resurrecting old threads, I bring you ...

Orcas Sink Boats

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#14
October 05, 2023, 11:53:58 AM
Finally...A chance to make my fortune by selling that, "Orca Bumper" I invented years ago. AND, you all mocked mercilessly.  :pirate:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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