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Offline JasonPratt

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College Football 2022
« on: September 03, 2022, 12:33:23 PM »
...wait, there isn't a thread for this yet!?

Good grief, I have no useful knowledge, or news, sigh...

Fine. FINE! I'll just post pre-season sketches from SEC Shorts to get us caught up:







ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2022, 10:22:30 PM »
Well, spent my day in Auburn with my new girlfriend having a Sushi lunch and hitting up the Tiger Walk.

Didn't watch the game but it was nice to be on campus again and good to see football season in full swing.  Don't have high hopes for my Tigers this year but still a fun day.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2022, 12:01:06 PM »
Did y'all see Airboy!? He and his wife were there, too.

Meanwhile:



Subtitlers: "throat clearing sound of realizing that Florida is so back, there isn't even a cleat toss joke in this whole sketch" -- although being quite the baroque operators, they made also made that a cleat toss joke anyway.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2022, 01:49:49 PM »
Did y'all see Airboy!? He and his wife were there, too.


No but I figured he was there somewhere.


The tailgate and Tiger Walk were well attended.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2022, 02:09:35 PM »
Fantastic game last night. FSU beat LSU 24-23 by blocking the Extra Point kick that would've tied the game after time ran-out.  :o
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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2022, 07:44:09 PM »
^ ^ Relatedly...!



"Hey, uh, I don't see anything here on the schedule about special teams."
"Special............. teams?"
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2022, 06:27:39 PM »
So can we start the 2023 thread yet?

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2022, 08:32:04 PM »
Well, UT Vols are now 4-0 (though only 1-0 in the SEC, though that was against Florida, though Florida hasn't been great in recent years, though neither have we, and Florida just spent some monkey-paw fingers to haxor the cheat codes in the game to nearly come back for a win....)

So, I guess it's the future!  :coolsmiley:
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2022, 08:50:49 PM »
The SEC is Georgia, Alabama and everyone else right now. 

Auburn's "win" today was a case of two awful teams trying to out incompetence each other and Missouri somehow managing to make two of the worst plays I've ever seen to become toilet bowl champions. 

The sad thing is, that was the worst result for Auburn.  Now we have to endure platitudes from Harsin for a week before heading off for execution to LSU.

The 2012 Auburn team would crush Harsin's version of the Tigers.  They're the most unmotivated and worst team I've ever seen on the plains, ever.

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Re: College Football 2022
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2022, 09:18:33 PM »
The Gators are having a great year...for anyone playing them that is.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.