Is there an interior designer in the house?

Started by Toonces, June 06, 2018, 10:13:39 AM

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em2nought

I wouldn't pay to move that TV.

I've always wanted this room, but there can be only one. lmao

There are some hacks out there for turning Ikea bookcases into really nice looking libraries.
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Toonces

If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV. 

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em2nought

Quote from: Toonces on June 06, 2018, 10:43:34 PM
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: em2nought on June 07, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Toonces on June 06, 2018, 10:43:34 PM
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:

Toonces is referring to the fact that the US military pays to move its people when they're re-assigned, and that comes out of tax dollars
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I don't understand why my dead hooker storage idea is being totally ignored and discounted. I mean, where else do you plan on putting them?
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Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2018, 05:22:31 AM
Quote from: em2nought on June 07, 2018, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Toonces on June 06, 2018, 10:43:34 PM
If you're a U.S. citizen, unfortunately you are paying to move the TV.

The tropics?  Costa Rica or some such?  I'm thinking of heading someplace with eternal spring such as Ecuador eventually.  :bd:

Toonces is referring to the fact that the US military pays to move its people when they're re-assigned, and that comes out of tax dollars

And government employees.
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em2nought

I'm paying, I get it now.  I'm fine with contributing toward shipping whatever fits in your duffel bag.  ;)
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Toonces

So you're saying I need to stuff the bodies into my duffel bag?  Where will I put my underwear?  And watches?   ???
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Sir Slash

Dead Hookers should be recycled like plastics which they for the most part are. Still, good luck trying to get the Trash Men to come pick one up. They just leave them sitting outside until they start to draw dogs and cats. Which is strange because they also draw dogs and cats before their dead too. So it's hard to tell sometimes when they are dead. Which is strange because sometimes it's hard to tell when they're alive, before they're dead. IF... you know what I mean.

I used to know a Hooker that took credit cards. You DON'T want to know where you inserted them to be scanned.  :o
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Quote from: Toonces on June 06, 2018, 11:22:27 AM
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Quote from: Toonces on June 07, 2018, 08:58:40 AM
And watches?   ???

Dude.

Seriously.

You put your watches in one of these...

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I haven't read the whole thread but Im probably the most able to help your space planning and design needs.
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