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Title: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 04:29:52 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 05:16:03 AM
I'm with the mouse.   >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 06:37:03 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on September 08, 2014, 12:44:04 PM
I always brace myself when reading the Sunday edition of Pearls Before Swine, as I know there's a 50-50 chance it will end in a pun.  Stephan seems to take great delight in trying to make them as tortured as possible. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on September 08, 2014, 12:48:00 PM
I'm with the mouse.   >:(

Me too!  :buck2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:29:15 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:31:02 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:32:44 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:34:21 PM
one of my all time favorites

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:38:53 PM
(http://cidutest.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/groan-pearls.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:46:02 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:53:11 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 01:55:15 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 02:02:05 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 08, 2014, 07:00:10 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: TheCommandTent on September 08, 2014, 07:47:10 PM
bahaha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 08, 2014, 08:16:24 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 08, 2014, 08:25:23 PM
one of my all-time favorites...  it's a loooooong setup, but it's worth it

(https://silenceassound.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/309217-full.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 09, 2014, 08:39:03 AM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.

maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on September 09, 2014, 09:43:50 AM
I'm gonna block Brant for a while.  :buck2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2014, 10:05:15 AM
I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine...  ::)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 09, 2014, 10:11:57 AM
I'm sorry you guys are so humor-deficient as to not appreciate the genius that is Pearls Before Swine...  ::)

fwiw the elizabeth hurley torch and jimmy hoffa made me snort, but they are well constructed, clever puns

yours





















.....are shit
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on September 09, 2014, 11:29:05 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2014, 02:16:41 PM
That's the second or turd insult I've had from you guys about my puns just today!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 09, 2014, 06:07:41 PM
somewhere MD is fetal on the floor.

bahaha!


I stopped reading after the second one.  I didn't like the pun (no surprise there), but, I liked that they were going to hit dude with a bat.

maybe thats the deal we can break here, pun all you like but afterwards MD is going to walk in and bat you


I'm all FOR this!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 09, 2014, 07:16:13 PM
some of us bat back.   :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 09, 2014, 08:06:18 PM
some of us bat back.   :knuppel2:

Sounds pretty batty to me (http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/Smilies/bat.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 09, 2014, 08:13:21 PM
Bat to the bone if you ask me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 09, 2014, 08:25:30 PM
all hands to battle stations!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 09, 2014, 08:45:28 PM
dropping puns without batting an eye
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 09, 2014, 08:50:05 PM
its a battalion of puns!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 10, 2014, 09:57:23 AM
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on September 10, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)

One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 10, 2014, 09:51:00 PM
Human race defeated (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/10/man-who-changed-name-to-human-loses-bid-for-new-hampshire-house-won-copslie/)

One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...

People do the darndest things.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 25, 2014, 02:20:43 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on September 25, 2014, 02:39:20 PM
I love "Pearls before Swine" and read it daily. Although I'm not a big fan of puns (except the unintentional kind), his puns are pure comic genius.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 25, 2014, 02:40:12 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 25, 2014, 02:42:22 PM
and into the sig line!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 25, 2014, 02:44:46 PM
shit

I saw the SAMCRO flash and thought it was MD. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 25, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Hope he doesn't take any punitive actions
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on September 25, 2014, 04:46:46 PM
shit

I saw the SAMCRO flash and thought it was MD.

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Toonces on September 25, 2014, 09:24:11 PM
 :2funny:

Alright, that one was pretty good.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 02, 2014, 05:18:29 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 02, 2014, 04:46:02 PM
Musta been the tent of the guy on the end because he looks like he's about to blubber.


Also, it could be just be a fluke but if MD shows his best girl that pic I bet it'll flipper out.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 02, 2014, 08:16:48 PM
Tusk, tusk, tusk. Don't bring up bad puns in this thread for MD. You'll seal your fate.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 03, 2014, 06:29:02 AM
He may well flipper out.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 03, 2014, 06:55:44 AM
He'll pup a vein
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 03, 2014, 06:56:39 AM
Maybe he'll go clubbing and get over it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 03, 2014, 04:21:20 PM
^You never know who he might sealion around on the couches in the chill-out rooms.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 03, 2014, 08:07:40 PM
Possibly blubbering from the mental anguish these puns cause him.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 03, 2014, 09:54:22 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 04:29:22 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 14, 2014, 08:03:37 AM
<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 14, 2014, 09:30:22 AM
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That might just push MetalDog over the edge.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 14, 2014, 02:06:40 PM
I'm sure he'll see the funny side........
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 06:50:11 PM
I'm with the goat.  Unfortunately, both his and my request are repeatedly turned down.  Then again, I should expect that.  Other than one lame attempt by Starfury to comply, I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged.  I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns.  So, keep making puns.  The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 07:44:11 PM
Im not a songwriter.  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 14, 2014, 08:00:25 PM
I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged.  I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns.  So, keep making puns.  The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P

What would you prefer...
Iambic pentameter?
Please, show us the way.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 14, 2014, 08:04:03 PM
Iambic puntameter
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 14, 2014, 08:56:13 PM
There once was a man named MetalDog
Whose sense of puns was that of a hog.
Try as he might to make puns a crime
The Pun Crowd ignored his whine
And told him to grow a pair like a Grog.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 09:10:40 PM
^^

huzzah!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 09:14:19 PM
MetalDog kept whining at our puns
While we ignored him and continued the fun
His glee was restrained
As our humor barely contained
The carpool treble hoffa light by the ton
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 09:30:11 PM
It's a fair start.  You'll get better with practice.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 09:32:59 PM
you haven't.   :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 09:43:48 PM
If you expected improvement, you haven't been paying attention  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 09:55:25 PM
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 15, 2014, 04:13:44 AM
It's a fair start.  You'll get better with practice.

I was just throwing the dog a bone
Knowing full well my verses sink like a stone
I suck at limericks
Puns are much more schtick
And I'm not all that great at rhyming
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 15, 2014, 05:24:54 AM
Ok.  I laughed at that one :)


the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.


I don't want any of you to change.  I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service.  Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 15, 2014, 05:28:12 AM
Ok.  I laughed at that one :)


the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.


I don't want any of you to change.  I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service.  Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.

Braaaaainsss...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 05:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 15, 2014, 05:52:15 AM
Puns are awesome sauce
MetalDog does not like them
Haiku can be fun
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on October 15, 2014, 06:13:21 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.

LMAO!!! Nice one, Bawb   ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 15, 2014, 06:28:31 AM
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,

He lives in Alabama. I wouldn't take that bet.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 15, 2014, 01:18:42 PM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.

Pun-master AND poet!  Is there anything this man can't do (besides duck)?  :D 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 21, 2014, 07:17:26 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/funny-tumblr-33.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 21, 2014, 07:31:46 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 21, 2014, 07:34:39 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 21, 2014, 07:44:48 AM
(http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Escalade.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 21, 2014, 07:47:25 AM
(http://www.nozesnafrita.com.br/painel/img_up/1367621885__porta%20cha%20foca%20xicara.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 21, 2014, 07:51:49 AM
But THIS will make anyone's head explode...

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 21, 2014, 09:43:25 AM
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/81/0e/40/810e40d7260b9962e8c9ad355b4b73da.jpg)

Friday evening at MetalDog's place...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 21, 2014, 05:55:18 PM
Brain slow today- took 3-4 seconds to get joke.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2014, 09:26:31 PM
......drops mic........

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10440959_577399619052521_8706602771264414363_n.jpg?oh=84fe95ee484abfa1b49ed301ab6d193b&oe=54F55EAB&__gda__=1424838675_3570c0ba06eab642106bfd175db6be37)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 22, 2014, 05:44:21 AM
......drops mic........


SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3466244/sexual-chocolate-o.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 23, 2014, 08:58:33 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D

(http://www.lookysquares.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/puns-a-plenty.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 23, 2014, 09:11:35 AM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D

(http://www.lookysquares.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/puns-a-plenty.jpg)

It seems to suggest that there's hope even for him.

Maybe he should write a book? The Pun Also Rises would be a good working title.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 23, 2014, 12:07:25 PM
Careful MD, this could happen to you.....  ;D

(http://www.lookysquares.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/puns-a-plenty.jpg)

Good gawd.  I've just seen what Hell looks like...  :o 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 23, 2014, 12:19:09 PM
Ditto, brother  :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 23, 2014, 12:26:23 PM
Ditto, brother  :(

What did the Italian repairman say when the refrigerator fell on his foot?

Di toe!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 23, 2014, 12:39:00 PM
I SOOOOOOOO don't like you right now   :tickedoff:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 23, 2014, 01:25:22 PM
 :smitten:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 23, 2014, 01:28:23 PM
Well Mr Dog-of-Metal -

Howl he ever get over it?
Are you pawsitive you don't like him?
Or are you just telling another tall tail?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 23, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
I have a joke about Italian tires to go along with that "ditto" remark, but likely some would find it offensive.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 24, 2014, 11:09:29 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/puns-intended-23.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 24, 2014, 11:10:24 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/puns-intended-6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 24, 2014, 11:11:05 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/puns-intended-20.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2014, 11:17:42 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a3/a32c4164573aed50e0172719a0355b9d1a880db428146ce85ae1b21038ef5205.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 24, 2014, 11:54:01 AM
Try your worst, word wreckers!  I am having a mental health day and none of you can ruin it :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
(http://www.hellou.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/This-situation-escalated-quickly..jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2014, 12:08:30 PM
(http://www.hellou.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/horrifyingly-cringeworthy-puns-161.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2014, 12:09:49 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-16616-1364592288-19.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 24, 2014, 12:10:40 PM
(https://squathole.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/bizarro.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 24, 2014, 12:12:32 PM
(http://www.hellou.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/This-situation-escalated-quickly..jpg)

hahahahahahhahahaha!

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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 24, 2014, 08:31:56 PM
(http://i2.wp.com/thelaughhouse.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frayed-knot-TLH-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 24, 2014, 11:16:41 PM
BOOOOOOO!  That was TERRIBLE!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 25, 2014, 02:29:27 PM
We were just stringing you along.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 25, 2014, 03:29:03 PM
Yeah, you were getting too tied up with these puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 25, 2014, 03:54:25 PM
He was starting to unravel.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 04:06:38 PM
Lets keep this thread going.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 25, 2014, 04:09:45 PM
It has me in stitches.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 25, 2014, 04:40:53 PM
Pretty soon he'll be at the end of his rope
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 04:53:27 PM
Hmm.. that strikes a cord.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 25, 2014, 05:50:34 PM
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains.  Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads.  Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile.  You should get looked at by a doctor ASAP.  That's, As Soon As Possible, for those of you that forgot what the acronym stood for.  It's nothing to be embarrassed by.  We are your friends and will still love you no matter HOW far you degenerate into a brain destroying fog.  Reduced to recycling old word play because you can't handle anything tougher than applesauce.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 05:58:31 PM
Mmmm... applesauce...




Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 25, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
Dog - I went to see the doctor for a senility test.

I'm still waiting to hear from him, but for now, I'm sticking with "no noose is good noose"  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 25, 2014, 06:27:47 PM
as soon as punnable
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 25, 2014, 06:32:35 PM
I'm not going to bother, because it would take more time to prove it than I care to spend, but, those puns are rotting your brains.  Several of the last half dozen posts have been punned before in other threads.  Now, I like you guys pretty well, so, I'll take it upon myself to be the guy to clue you in...you're all going senile. 

Senile?

I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 25, 2014, 06:34:28 PM
whats all this rush to normalcy you people are talking aboot?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 25, 2014, 06:59:57 PM
Mmmm... applesauce...






I see your applesauce and raise you pork chops.


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 25, 2014, 07:02:49 PM
Yeah, I thought of that one first but decided we needed more cleavage.  8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 25, 2014, 07:12:47 PM
applesauce cleavage is a totally safe google search....   :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 05, 2014, 01:00:17 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/funny-puns-29.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 05, 2014, 01:15:50 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bad-pun-puma-meme.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 05, 2014, 01:34:59 PM
(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/Other/eyesbleeding_zps7ab1b7cd.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 07, 2014, 06:48:06 PM
(https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10599423_10152855074088764_975419925402451992_n.jpg?oh=d853b6c06f729d74522a06ab425a1b16&oe=54D84456)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 07, 2014, 06:52:21 PM
yeah... that one wasnt funny.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2014, 06:31:58 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/funny-puns-0.jpg?w=600&h=397)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2014, 06:32:36 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/funny-puns-1.jpg?w=600&h=770)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2014, 06:33:26 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/funny-puns-12.jpg?w=600&h=427)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on November 11, 2014, 08:47:44 PM
         What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....

           (http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/01/a1/c1/01a1c1cf2d8a2a2da5db0979afe64582.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 12, 2014, 05:30:48 AM
<puts fingers in ears and hides under the table>

He's gonna blow.............
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 12, 2014, 07:24:02 AM
         What would you get if Elton John wrote the music for Game of Thrones??? Maybe this.....

           (http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/01/a1/c1/01a1c1cf2d8a2a2da5db0979afe64582.jpg)

Count the heads on spikes in the hallway....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on November 12, 2014, 07:32:06 AM
^HA!!! Love it!!!   ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 13, 2014, 07:10:58 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/hump-dar-2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 13, 2014, 07:11:50 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/hump-dar-2.jpg)

Two thoughts:

Pretty dog.

That's going to me a mess to clean up.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 13, 2014, 07:16:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OBg1KDW.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 13, 2014, 09:24:39 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/hump-dar-2.jpg)

And the Infinite Sadness
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 21, 2014, 08:38:10 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-jokes-12.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on November 21, 2014, 09:09:01 AM
 :buck2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 05, 2014, 12:37:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hiFERFI.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 05, 2014, 12:46:04 PM
I LOL'ed
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 05, 2014, 05:01:13 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/hump-dar-2.jpg)

And the Infinite Sadness

Ha! Just what I was thinking.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 05, 2014, 05:38:46 PM
I LOL'ed

Me, too.   ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on December 05, 2014, 06:29:47 PM
I LOL'ed

Me, too.   ;D

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 06, 2014, 08:19:07 AM
Oh, LB.  You are confused, sir.  I like funny.  Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from.  My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny.  That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing.  More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am."  But you and the fellas keep trying.  Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny.  Give youse something to shoot for...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2014, 08:22:33 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.  nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block.   :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2014, 08:42:30 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10403513_10202181677662729_6272680615830047758_n.jpg?oh=18d0dba672ddc5db0083ac986f0df4cb&oe=550DB013&__gda__=1427442855_0d1182618fc32cceb382fbff5eb090c8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on December 06, 2014, 10:26:08 AM
^ <chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 06, 2014, 01:14:54 PM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.  nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block.   :)


I'm not offended in the least.  If any one should be offended, it should be you merry punsters.  Making up lame word play and needing someone else's visuals and word play to be funny.  I kind of enjoy the flailing around ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on December 06, 2014, 05:57:26 PM
Oh, LB.  You are confused, sir.  I like funny.  Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from.  My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny.  That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing.  More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am."  But you and the fellas keep trying.  Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny.  Give youse something to shoot for...

its our creed and should be cast in stone above each of their houses
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 10, 2014, 09:51:30 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.

Blatant Lies (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on December 10, 2014, 03:44:10 PM
^  Apropos of nothing, I am gladdened I'm not the only one here who references TV Tropes on a recurring basis.  (I've meant to tell you that for a while now.)  :) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 12, 2014, 07:51:38 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/i-can-see-the-weekend-and-now-i-just-dgaf-261.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 12, 2014, 05:40:00 PM
^Baked by Keebler Goblins, no doubt.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2014, 08:43:35 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10848066_830897246951992_5576818459938362842_n.jpg?oh=28c2f70622b0d9b4d8b42e7048ac581e&oe=551358D4&__gda__=1425760972_c35e89480a2b96f57ed862bddba75541)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 14, 2014, 10:08:15 PM
There's not much more that sucks than a pun sneaking up on you and making you chuckle. :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 14, 2014, 10:15:01 PM
you've already been assimilated.  its a fact of life you chose to ignore.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 14, 2014, 10:16:05 PM
Bawb had you at moustache.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 15, 2014, 05:04:37 AM
you've already been assimilated.  its a fact of life you chose to ignore.

Bawb had you at moustache.

Don't confuse my moment of weakness with your predeliction for mustache rides.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 15, 2014, 05:21:32 AM
In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 15, 2014, 06:58:54 AM
Form an orderly queue, please, and NO PUSHING, at the back, you'll all get your turn.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 15, 2014, 05:01:54 PM
In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?

I guess I wasn't clear, he likes getting them, not giving them ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 15, 2014, 05:08:27 PM
^ Goodness, MD. I thought that was inferred. I certainly do not wish a mangina to tickle my pink and round parts. Unless it's on Halle Berry, then that's okay.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 15, 2014, 05:14:43 PM
Is Halle Berry your out card with your wife?  You know, the woman, who if she knocks on your door and says, 'Plook me now you savage rascal,' that you get to do just that and your wife is ok with it?  Mine was Selma Hayek.  My ex's was Jon Bon Jovi.  And her ex boyfriend.  Guess which one showed...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 05:19:01 PM
Mirth?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 15, 2014, 05:23:48 PM
I wouldn't wish her on anyone I even REMOTELY liked, nevermind someone that I KNOW I like.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 05:25:11 PM
dont worry, he likes the challenge. :D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 15, 2014, 05:31:16 PM
I thought I did, too...;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 15, 2014, 05:34:46 PM
Halle is pretty damn hawt, but if I had to pick between her and Selma, it would be Selma. A wise choice, sir.

My wife, I don't know who hers is, but I would put money down she'd say Jon Bon Jovi, too. Hmm...  :-\
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 21, 2014, 08:09:00 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/888303-5.jpg?w=600&h=750)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 21, 2014, 08:10:19 AM
^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it.  :'(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 21, 2014, 08:13:35 AM
^ That's kind of sad, actually. I loved Pooh as a little tyke...and my son did too. He carried his Pooh bear around everywhere until he was 6 or so, then he was done with it.  :'(

At least you know now where it ended up.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 21, 2014, 08:19:07 AM
Hahaha, Best of Craigslist FTW:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/4759091080.html

Quote
Holy Shrimp! This Scampi Happening! - m4w
I figured all the good gills already had a buoy in their life. Whale I was dolphinitely wrong. No squidding! Let minnow, I'd turtley like to hook up sometime. Or maybe you're koi and need time to mullet over? I hope to be herring from you soon!

(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/4759091080-1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 21, 2014, 09:29:02 AM
Courtesy of Dr. Demento:


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 21, 2014, 09:37:35 AM
^A classic!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 22, 2014, 11:31:46 AM
http://www.wired.com/2014/12/mathematicians-make-major-discovery-prime-numbers/?mbid=social_fb

read the comments...  these guys do us proud :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 22, 2014, 04:36:17 PM
(https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10847797_943186395700351_7733838924168496387_n.jpg?oh=4cdd5ee7df96e69e29e03568092f581b&oe=5538501C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 23, 2014, 03:50:27 AM
That's so oblique.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 23, 2014, 04:16:55 AM
Looks good from this angle.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on December 23, 2014, 04:22:31 AM
Looks good from this angle.

Yep it's just right if you ask me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 23, 2014, 04:30:17 AM
you all make very good points
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 23, 2014, 06:21:37 AM
Q: What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?

A: Gee, Om-A-Tree.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 23, 2014, 06:24:59 AM
(http://nixtv.de/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Triple-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 23, 2014, 06:51:36 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/d2f49b968a5d010e248f9e26dfddde65/tumblr_inline_neis5tKdpW1qzup4k.gif)

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 23, 2014, 07:01:44 AM
The Order Of Punnery expects better from its disciples.  >:(

Mirth, bring me the gloves.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 23, 2014, 07:23:16 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pun+lennon_fb7485_3879024.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 23, 2014, 07:29:02 AM
The Order Of Punnery expects better from its disciples.  >:(

Mirth, bring me the gloves.

I’ve got to hand it to you, ever since you helped me through that gauntlet I’ve never felt better about things. Even the boss’ late text messages don’t bother me so much…I can’t put my finger on what she was talking about…I think she wanted to go to on vacation, somewhere with sunny blue skies and palm trees.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 23, 2014, 07:35:28 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pun+lennon_fb7485_3879024.jpg)

this is why Gus has PTSD.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 23, 2014, 10:37:32 AM
That's so oblique.

Despite the hype, we ought to... wait, am I too late? Is it not in use anymore?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 24, 2014, 11:37:39 AM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/christmas-puns-that-practically-wrote-themselves-18.jpg?w=600&h=507)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 24, 2014, 11:51:01 AM
hahahaha
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 24, 2014, 06:00:57 PM
(http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201412/9/92a15a542e3db3febf4937df0b2b7c74_650x.jpg)


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 24, 2014, 07:53:03 PM
PBR...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Ubercat on December 24, 2014, 09:02:24 PM
Heineken? F*** that shit!

Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 30, 2014, 10:07:30 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh_b57498_1446895.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2014, 08:10:34 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/677ae9306c600132b7d0005056a9545d)

(http://assets.amuniversal.com/68e724e06c600132b7d0005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 02, 2015, 10:57:41 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/68e724e06c600132b7d0005056a9545d)

That's hilarious, cringe-worthy, awesome, and eyeroll-worthy all at the same time. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 02, 2015, 04:03:12 PM
^ A nice tribute to the comic strip author.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 04, 2015, 02:43:27 PM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/7949381070e00132b90d005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 04, 2015, 04:26:37 PM
I was always more of a McCartney guy.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 06, 2015, 06:28:54 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/these-people-know-how-to-name-a-business-35-photos-19.jpg?w=600&h=398)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 06, 2015, 06:30:18 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/these-people-know-how-to-name-a-business-35-photos-33.jpg?w=600&h=449)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 06, 2015, 06:30:29 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/these-people-know-how-to-name-a-business-35-photos-29.jpg?w=600&h=449)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 06:43:18 PM
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/these-people-know-how-to-name-a-business-35-photos-19.jpg?w=600&h=398)

And now, my infinite sadness :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 06, 2015, 07:19:44 PM

And now, my infinite sadness :(


Saw that one coming a mile away.  8)

And, yes, it also qualifies as a pun.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 07:23:17 PM
A) I already used it once (probably upthread)

and

2) NO *UCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 07:44:14 PM
2) NO *UCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!

You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 08:16:50 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 09:26:30 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.

Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!

The process...has begun.  (http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/Smilies/emporerslightning.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 09:28:58 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.

Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!

The process...has begun.  (http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/Smilies/emporerslightning.gif)

My vigilance against that brain rotting word play will never cease!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 06, 2015, 09:34:16 PM
I may not know it, but, I see its effects.

Look at your keyboard: it's already an extension of your hand!

The process...has begun.  (http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/Smilies/emporerslightning.gif)

My vigilance against that brain rotting word play will never cease!

You remain inert but alert for the careless blurt?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 06, 2015, 09:56:51 PM
-smh- {facepalm}
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 07, 2015, 04:57:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8k4t8JN.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on January 07, 2015, 07:55:23 PM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/4c/71/b84c71bb67a6f86b19c87712c6fa150a.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 07, 2015, 08:22:53 PM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/4c/71/b84c71bb67a6f86b19c87712c6fa150a.jpg)

<chuckle>

I did not see that coming.

That cat is probably thinking, "D'ough!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2015, 08:33:05 PM
what a rye joke.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 07, 2015, 08:35:30 PM
what a rye joke.

Donut tell me you just made that lame pun.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 07, 2015, 08:41:20 PM
how much did that challah cost?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 11, 2015, 01:55:13 PM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 11, 2015, 02:33:04 PM
That is just one of the many reasons I don't watch Family Guy.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 11, 2015, 03:19:42 PM
A good reason, but that bit did make me laugh.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 12, 2015, 08:08:38 PM
a bar for MD

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10929207_10153052724799729_2634641783305721581_n.jpg?oh=cf5d5fab7e68f17f3ea48db1e3a72546&oe=55213E04&__gda__=1428426321_39769ca86e1a05b5d4107519b7b5573d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 13, 2015, 01:08:48 AM
Aside from Dickens spinning in his grave, I have to admit that's actually somewhat clever. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 13, 2015, 09:30:33 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-01-08-1016.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 13, 2015, 05:32:42 PM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-01-08-1016.png)

Proof that more than one person hates me :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 13, 2015, 05:53:14 PM
consider it treatment.
look at all we've done for Martok and is arachnid issues.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 13, 2015, 05:53:50 PM
we are simply here to help you.
now take this pill.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 13, 2015, 06:28:28 PM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 13, 2015, 06:34:57 PM
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p129/oral_fixation69/drugs/Extacy.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2015, 05:19:18 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10520851_10152642261149150_5707327934869232795_n.jpg?oh=c24d0eeaa25b358c627b6dbca5e8616c&oe=556C07EE&__gda__=1433201291_31ed2d506cb668b7697aeb9006b706f9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 14, 2015, 06:25:04 AM
Man, Brant's kitten looks like it's having its fur plucked naked while listening to the puns in this thread. Really distressed.






(Okay I was admittedly clawing hard for that one.)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 14, 2015, 08:19:24 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10520851_10152642261149150_5707327934869232795_n.jpg?oh=c24d0eeaa25b358c627b6dbca5e8616c&oe=556C07EE&__gda__=1433201291_31ed2d506cb668b7697aeb9006b706f9)

Where's an A-10 when you need it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 14, 2015, 08:45:20 AM
^^ Exactly what I meant to post but slightly late. ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2015, 08:51:56 AM
Where's an A-10 when you need it?

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10923383_10202513570995064_3565813666741204602_n.jpg?oh=bdbe67b76a7809edb53417f0649b29fa&oe=55275B77)

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p843x403/10906465_10204685380587155_2992320361708390120_n.jpg?oh=ea0080448c1cd37b63c78e7d0583d6f5&oe=552E5D78)

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10931345_760750490646843_8712071818344595543_n.jpg?oh=7ad22fa7deaf0edd821e0102a3235c5f&oe=556D19E1)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p600x600/10933868_10205279313000035_9074328159362029854_n.jpg?oh=f14e9838a23e2f947bd9a11b45294c56&oe=5569E09D&__gda__=1428520998_07518e5fd30de2e2ba087d8ec50135ea)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2015, 08:54:02 AM
one more

(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-brrrt-on-2.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 14, 2015, 10:19:15 AM
one more

(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-brrrt-on-2.png)

THAT is awesome. I would totally get that in a poster and framed were I to run across it!

EDIT: Well alrighty then. http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-brrrt-on/
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 14, 2015, 12:00:38 PM
No kidding, one of my favorite (of many, many favorite) parts of Red Storm Rising were the rare cameos by A-10s. They didn't last long in the sky over the front, but the Soviets were so scared of them they started calling them "The Devil's Cross". (Possibly also a reference to the last time they were fighting Germans. ;) )
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 14, 2015, 01:39:21 PM
It was because they resemble an orthodox cross.  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 15, 2015, 06:30:20 AM
Primarily yes, but when I was typing that I suddenly realized they were fighting in Germany against a force basing out of Germany including Germans. The dialogue includes comparisons to "a twisted cross"; but it doesn't look like a swastika (though that was roundly denounced, and still is, as being an intentionally blasphemous replacement for the cross. Yes, I know it's a reverse mandala, but Hitler used it for other purposes.) It might look like an iron cross with some bends.

How I didn't even think about that in 30ish years is beyond me.  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 16, 2015, 11:54:41 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10881478_1007263975961280_4288508555316476095_n.jpg?oh=520fe3a9c64435d166c436801599a557&oe=55299532&__gda__=1429468427_6b6875a6d7bf2812a2fc0703d7ba52f6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 16, 2015, 12:00:06 PM
(http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/comics/349.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 16, 2015, 12:03:11 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2807s3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 01:23:16 PM
In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun.  Good thing he wasnt driving.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 16, 2015, 04:10:56 PM
In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun.  Good thing he wasnt driving.

Confessions of a Groginatti.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 16, 2015, 05:26:20 PM
The punchline was, a kid nap.  The worst part is, I kept waiting for more.  Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 16, 2015, 09:09:53 PM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.

Yes indeed.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 22, 2015, 05:44:38 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-01-22-1026.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 27, 2015, 03:53:08 AM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.

I feel your pain, brother. 

(Also, sigged.  Very well stated!) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 05, 2015, 11:54:29 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1904025_10153080285603764_5628482301067099470_n.jpg?oh=3648d76d23c660938660f98cc5b60a9b&oe=556031E4&__gda__=1433041627_a3a5ab597da7a7e8a40f8f089c3d71d7)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 09, 2015, 07:48:24 AM
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10933926_10152698029772499_24375648497249454_n.jpg?oh=c9ed03dca24959179cf93a5bd577d4c9&oe=5565B36C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 14, 2015, 03:09:57 PM
At the pub today

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/14/1115c10ce77f5017eacfdb38e767bd33.jpg)

sent on-the-go with Tapatalk. please forgive typos and brevity.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on February 20, 2015, 02:32:54 PM
^  See now, that's clever enough I can not only forgive it, but actually admire it.  :) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 23, 2015, 11:25:43 AM
(http://studybreaks.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/sherbert%207.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 23, 2015, 11:52:05 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/image00171.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 25, 2015, 05:42:09 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/6c912f0092ea0132c5ac005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 25, 2015, 08:07:14 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11002596_1028973480464422_3167271659711247393_n.png?oh=62671bf90675af5bae73808c1a946683&oe=55889030&__gda__=1434655247_9bf037f45103245dbe2eff2093ba6f3f)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 25, 2015, 11:38:21 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/6c912f0092ea0132c5ac005056a9545d)

Agreed
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 02, 2015, 06:29:50 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-03-02-1052.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 03, 2015, 03:33:25 PM
... okay, I've read that over and over again several times, and I have to confess I don't see the pun.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 03, 2015, 04:48:21 PM
Supervision....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 03, 2015, 05:27:36 PM
It took me a second read-through to get it as well.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 04, 2015, 02:12:47 AM
Thanks, Star.  I wasn't getting it either. 

(Also:  Uff-da.  Bad Barthheart!)  :P 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 05, 2015, 05:55:02 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3448487168/h319C709F/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 05, 2015, 06:20:36 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3448487168/h319C709F/)

Awesome.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 05, 2015, 07:58:42 PM
Thanks, Star.  I wasn't getting it either. 

(Also:  Uff-da.  Bad Barthheart!)  :P

 :D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 09, 2015, 04:57:13 AM
this one kinda sneaks up on you...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1379914_10153153252253764_8555999428821684604_n.jpg?oh=82008e7df1d35f7d13c924823d51ed15&oe=558A332F&__gda__=1435330431_c8d9f77cd25c4100b205ccf016111651)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 09, 2015, 07:14:42 AM
^Saw that one in the paper yesterday. It's a stretch, even for "Pearls Before Swine".
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 11, 2015, 10:07:24 AM
There once were two skunks; one named 'In" and one named 'Out."
When Out was in, In was out, and when Out was out, In was in.
One day, Out was in and In was out, and Mother skunk said 'Out, I want you to go out and bring In in."
Out quickly went outside and almost immediately returned with In.
Mother skunk was AMAZED and gasped "How did you DO that so quickly."
"Easy," said Out. "In stinked."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 11, 2015, 10:10:22 AM
Ouch!  :crazy2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 16, 2015, 01:05:19 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10172808_10153340091745934_904714431885290930_n.jpg?oh=635788806bce99cbede906c069a95e13&oe=55B20B8E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 16, 2015, 05:33:48 PM
One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.  Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on March 16, 2015, 05:51:24 PM
In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker.  He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop.  He had a very ancient, beautiful clock.  When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach.  The clock is vonderful, but is flawed.  Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick.  Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so.  This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement.  There he set up tools next to the clock.  Sharp tools.  And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 16, 2015, 05:54:16 PM
Sounds like mashed potatoes for you, too, Bes!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 16, 2015, 07:16:15 PM
In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker.  He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop.  He had a very ancient, beautiful clock.  When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach.  The clock is vonderful, but is flawed.  Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick.  Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so.  This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement.  There he set up tools next to the clock.  Sharp tools.  And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."

Excellent!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 17, 2015, 07:46:29 AM
One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.  Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSFtyKlNLmvCM4bMJX2pIGxV3f4mwNc_iKKZOCJVf2rO4YJ1Bp5o8pRkEI)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2015, 07:52:45 AM
One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.

one potato
shoe potato
three potato
four
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 17, 2015, 08:34:09 AM
I, for one, find potato puns apeeling.

MD, don't skin us alive for that.

Taters gonna tate, and all that.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on March 17, 2015, 09:38:06 AM
Maybe we should try to understand how irri-Tate-ing this is for MD.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2015, 09:40:43 AM
just keep an eye out to make sure you don't make a hash of all the puns
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 17, 2015, 09:46:45 AM
Or we might have to call for MASH.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 17, 2015, 10:21:26 AM
Are you people baked?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2015, 10:28:31 AM
these puns have got to be gratin on MD's nerves
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 17, 2015, 12:01:34 PM
I yam pretty sure by night he'll be shading us. He'd rake us like the ponces we are, for days an' days.

But I'd'a hope my more subtle visual pun, chipped in, would be acceptable to peruse.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 01:41:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 17, 2015, 01:49:09 PM
Well, when the chips are down........
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 17, 2015, 01:51:01 PM
We better pud a stop to these puns, otherwise we're not going to be able to look him in the eye.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2015, 01:52:16 PM
I will hug him and we will drink

spud-buddies 'til the end, eh?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 17, 2015, 02:48:45 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink vodka

Fixed that for topicality.   O:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 17, 2015, 07:22:18 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink


FINALLY!  Someone understands me!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 17, 2015, 07:27:11 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 17, 2015, 07:49:19 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink

Damn but that got a scare-the-cat-under-the-couch laugh from me!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 17, 2015, 08:38:55 PM
At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink

Still a better outcome than what Star would do to our corpses.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 17, 2015, 09:48:25 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon

I have one but I'd have to be pretty toasted to share it. Sorry if that takes some cheers from your celebration but you'll thank me and salut me in the morning.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 18, 2015, 04:35:59 AM
Just me, my whiffle-bat, and a long, bloody tale of revenge... 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 18, 2015, 01:40:39 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/hi_five.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/icon_handshake.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/00001746.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/adult.gif)

uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/smiley41.gif)(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/party-smiley-012.gif) Close enough
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 18, 2015, 03:37:06 PM
we need a clinking glasses emoticon

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/hi_five.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/icon_handshake.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/00001746.gif)

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/adult.gif)

uhhhhh, wait, sorry, starting again...

(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/smiley41.gif)(http://old.wargamer.com/forums/smiley/party-smiley-012.gif) Close enough

Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 18, 2015, 03:49:28 PM
Most of which are available on my Photobucket page for your posting pleasure.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/001/384/Atrapitis.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 04:00:24 PM
(http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201503/1/e9b8e843961c3868941bb212f809748e_650x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 27, 2015, 04:15:05 PM
See, now that one is all right.  It has the right amount of smartassery involved to be funny.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 04:24:02 PM
so your baseline consists of dick humor?

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 27, 2015, 04:41:48 PM
so your baseline consists of dick humor?

I find you funny, don't I?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 04:42:34 PM
You made me bring sexy back.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 27, 2015, 04:54:08 PM
I don't know how to reply to that.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 27, 2015, 04:57:53 PM
here...   drink this.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 27, 2015, 05:03:20 PM
I'll pass, Joe.  Thank you very much.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 02, 2015, 09:01:13 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-3411.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 02, 2015, 10:27:21 AM
Amazing that until this day, I had no idea this thread existed.

No wonder the Dawg goes full on pissy-kitty in some of the other threads.

[I still luvs ya Dawg! In fact we should get together and play some Civ5. Let you feel the wrath of my Iroquois Nation]
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2015, 02:33:00 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11081352_10153210243338764_408739231911484012_n.jpg?oh=925c910e3003e968b67a6f7df960204b&oe=559E1563&__gda__=1437512404_db89b822e59206c0e9cab5edeb3466b5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 02, 2015, 06:18:11 PM
That's too easy.  Hence, it does not count.

@Windi: I don't play 5.  The one unit per hex thing frosts my jumblies.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on April 03, 2015, 05:48:42 AM
Piers can be dangerous places.  Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk.  He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier.  Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew.  He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly.  He and two fellow counters got carried away.  At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy.  Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:

"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."

If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 05:56:24 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 03, 2015, 06:17:48 AM
 ;D


:2funny:

They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 03, 2015, 01:30:32 PM
;D


:2funny:

They had that in Canada? Hopefully only for the novelty factor...

We get a lot of US TV up here.....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 03, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
That's just terrible.  I thought we LIKED Canada?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 03, 2015, 08:20:46 PM
Nope.  It turns out we're hoarding your natural resources.  Who knew?  I bet Anne Murray is behind it.


http://harddawn.com/is-canada-hoarding-americas-natural-resources/ (http://harddawn.com/is-canada-hoarding-americas-natural-resources/)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 03, 2015, 08:23:31 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 03, 2015, 11:01:12 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.

He's got a point.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 03, 2015, 11:37:51 PM
one always hides stuff under ones hat.
and Canadistan is Americas hat.   :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:

the competing theory to this hat nonsense is that the US is Canada's jockstrap

its pretty obvious which claim is true because there's dick in a jockstrap whereas a hat requires brains under it

The data clearly supports jockstrap      ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 04, 2015, 05:24:27 AM
Oooh- here it comes- family feud!  :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 04, 2015, 01:01:06 PM
(http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/punpunpun.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 04, 2015, 01:27:41 PM
Oooh- here it comes- family feud!  :knuppel2:

HA!  we'll send Smuck and JH and take Canadistan over.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on April 04, 2015, 03:39:09 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: endfire79 on April 04, 2015, 04:35:07 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

ROTFL  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 04, 2015, 05:26:45 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

I don't know if it will stop them, but it may slow their thunder run.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 04, 2015, 05:43:53 PM
Smuck will shave what JH doesnt shoot.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 04, 2015, 10:22:14 PM
A few 500mL bottles of bight test beer, an Epilady, and some French Canadian strippers should take of them.

Throw in a couple of PMSing lesbo customs officers and its all over except the playing of the Canadian National anthem
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 06:23:44 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 05, 2015, 06:42:29 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.

I do have a way with the lesbians.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 05, 2015, 09:40:45 AM
ok, we add Mirth to the team and the lesbians are taken care of.

hmmm, and its 100% plausible too, mirth is a counter to two lesbians [shoulda added more]
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 09:42:45 AM
you should note that I have yet to mention GUS Team: Seal.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 10:00:24 AM
don't make me send in the HOBBIT.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 05, 2015, 10:03:18 AM
(http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i45/5/11/27/fbz_c62cc3f526615292698f117da1036b5d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
Hebrew Operations Ben B'rit Interdiction Team
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 05, 2015, 10:18:40 AM
the original order of battle was Jar and Smuck... mirth I can see being in there very quickly because morale and motivation would be very high, we are talking about a situation to which he is attuned for, but it'd take time for GUS Team to show up - especially if he was... errrr,  motorboating
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 10:22:33 AM
we're Americans.  we can escalate shit as needed because we actually have a military.   ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 05, 2015, 10:45:41 AM
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 05, 2015, 10:52:46 AM
Dropping me into the fray with Canadian lesbians would be maximum escalation.

Yup... the only possible counter we have I think would be the Trailer Park Boys
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 05, 2015, 11:19:25 AM
Now that'd be a party.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: endfire79 on April 05, 2015, 11:41:16 AM
Remember, strippers cost less in Quebec and give the most. 

Ideal time for an invasion would be around the time of the Grand Prix, Jazz Festival, or Just for Laughs comedy fest in the summer.  Everyone will be too hosed up to figure out what's going on.

I think our friends should have a pleasant journey up north provided they don't break certain unspoken laws:


(http://i.imgur.com/Y5FI2LE.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 05, 2015, 11:44:14 AM
What if they said it in French?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: endfire79 on April 05, 2015, 11:47:35 AM
Oh in that case, just don't take a piss on their own beer :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 05, 2015, 01:11:35 PM
Piers can be dangerous places.  Years ago, there was an odd fellow in Norfolk.  He invented this game of counting the slits between the beams of a pier.  Walking toward the end of the pier he would count the slits and as he got closer to the edge, the tension grew and grew.  He even got other people to try it and they also found an almost hypnotic effect.
This ended badly.  He and two fellow counters got carried away.  At the end of the pier, they had counted up to one hundred and jumped up in joy.  Unfortunately, their jumps were so enthusiastic that they all fell off the end and drowned.
The next day the Norfolks Star newspaper's headline:

"When you're out of slits, you're out of pier."

If anyone younger than thirty gets this, I'll be shocked.

Okay, I'm over thirty, and I confess I still don't get it.  (I probably don't *want* to either -- since it's presumably a pun -- but curiosity compels me to ask anyway.)  :-[ 




(http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/punpunpun.png)

Oh lord, a music pun.  Gods help us all... 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 01:36:47 PM
when you're out of Schlitz you're out of beer.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 05, 2015, 02:35:31 PM

Here- maybe this will help:











"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Arctic Blast on April 05, 2015, 06:01:39 PM

"The beer that made Milwaukee famous!"

That was supposed to make people WANT the product?!  :o
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 06:03:52 PM
look at the dates.
considering how people dressed themselves back then the beer is the least of their problems.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Arctic Blast on April 05, 2015, 06:13:36 PM
I have a hard time believing that anyone strongly desired a product of Milwaukee, even in the 60's.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 06:30:40 PM
look at vintage Windy:

(http://www.dressthatman.com/gallery/x_Roberto1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 05, 2015, 06:32:08 PM
look at vintage Windy:

(http://www.dressthatman.com/gallery/x_Roberto1.jpg)

Back when Milwaukee was part of Canada.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 07, 2015, 08:58:27 AM
holy shit... a walking button mushroom
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 20, 2015, 04:25:28 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/6693d9c0bee30132d588005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 20, 2015, 04:37:59 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/6693d9c0bee30132d588005056a9545d)

MD deserves this after the Charisma quip he made in the other thread.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 04:57:38 AM
It didn't used to be that way.  It used to be Dexterity.  After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 20, 2015, 05:33:48 AM
It didn't used to be that way.  It used to be Dexterity.  After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.

"Attack?"

We're trying to free your soul!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 20, 2015, 06:17:50 AM
After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.

Oooo!

Oooo!

"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 20, 2015, 07:45:51 AM
Oooo!

Oooo!

"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"

"A pair of docs' pair of docks paradox."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 20, 2015, 12:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/my-favorite-tapiture-photos-of-the-week-51-photos-8.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on April 20, 2015, 04:38:18 PM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/6693d9c0bee30132d588005056a9545d)

That's just....wicked!    ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on April 20, 2015, 04:39:23 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/my-favorite-tapiture-photos-of-the-week-51-photos-8.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)

And that's just....wicked good!!!  (We need a drooling wolf's head smiley....but it would be overused!)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 06:09:14 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/my-favorite-tapiture-photos-of-the-week-51-photos-8.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)

While it looks great on her, it would look better on the floor. :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on April 20, 2015, 06:10:43 PM
^And that way you wouldn't have to read it....win/win!!!   >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 06:15:31 PM
 :D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on April 20, 2015, 09:41:34 PM
(https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11050662_10153324971854276_2913861253514337119_n.png?oh=928cd462a80b3d6da324bb471471388c&oe=55E4F191)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 21, 2015, 05:03:23 AM
^LMAO  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 21, 2015, 06:47:44 AM
(https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11050662_10153324971854276_2913861253514337119_n.png?oh=928cd462a80b3d6da324bb471471388c&oe=55E4F191)

Saw that one coming but still like it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 21, 2015, 11:54:34 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/p261x260/11107735_10153226740473764_4052893765601360875_n.jpg?oh=d8d40c48a9457248b05f2733d5c94c5b&oe=5597D626&__gda__=1436660023_3e1c35357a3aea7a20b4ec35939968e5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 21, 2015, 12:09:52 PM
^ Kinda weak compared to his other offerings.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 21, 2015, 05:34:09 PM
A noble effort but...

... uh, sorry, I was still thinking about the kitty puns.  >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 21, 2015, 09:49:15 PM
I agree with the goat.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 23, 2015, 03:19:59 PM
(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/540x282x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes1.png.pagespeed.ic.KZm0PY7a1p.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/600x1245x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes2.jpg.pagespeed.ic.BKjx6nL5RO.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/625x1395x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes3.jpg.pagespeed.ic.KCaghg_xM2.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/540x1189x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes4.jpg.pagespeed.ic.QyT5qI463t.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/600x897x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes6.jpg.pagespeed.ic.f9PyURgUwZ.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/490x1100x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes13.jpg.pagespeed.ic.pUcwxVruaa.webp)

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(http://rudefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/624x1395x18-really-stupid-but-equally-brilliant-rick-grimes-jokes17.jpg.pagespeed.ic.4wr_DRIvQr.webp)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 23, 2015, 03:22:50 PM
While those are at least a little funny, I'm pretty burned out on the Rick & Carl memes...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 23, 2015, 04:51:39 PM
These were the first I've seen, actually. I usually don't go searching for memes, but my son tells me about pretty much all of them.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 28, 2015, 09:09:06 AM
(http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/mommy-why-are-people-so-cruel.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 28, 2015, 09:16:22 AM
(http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50-shades-of-hay.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 28, 2015, 07:11:23 PM
You people are terrible.  >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2015, 07:13:12 PM
You have no idea
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 28, 2015, 07:17:24 PM
You people are terrible.  >:(

(http://i.imgur.com/xRsrW.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 28, 2015, 07:29:16 PM
What the hel is that pic from?  ???
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 28, 2015, 07:45:23 PM
Emo Spidey. Spiderman 3.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 28, 2015, 07:50:03 PM
The one with the black goo? I think I missed big chunks of that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2015, 07:51:43 PM
Emo Spidey. Spiderman 3.

bullsh!t. that's your high school yearbook photo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 29, 2015, 04:48:01 AM
^ Ha, no. I wasn't nearly that handsome back then.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 29, 2015, 06:39:36 AM
(http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/koalafied-to-drive.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 29, 2015, 06:58:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CgLjkUl.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 29, 2015, 09:18:10 AM
That is so me.  The guy that didn't fall off the cliff.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 29, 2015, 09:24:22 AM
That is so me.  The guy that didn't fall off the cliff.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5526877184/hAC5CA054/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 29, 2015, 09:27:54 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5f778e2c559f04eef05f2ef77812cbd/tumblr_mx6rwwMwHe1rz4u6lo1_250.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 29, 2015, 12:37:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xRsrW.png)

Gah!!!  Can't unsee!!  :o 




The one with the black goo? I think I missed big chunks of that one.

No.  No, you did not.  Missing something implies fondness. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 29, 2015, 08:19:24 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-61-photos-10.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on April 30, 2015, 07:31:43 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-61-photos-10.jpg?quality=94&strip=all)

Ha! Supernatural pest control for the dyslexic!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 03, 2015, 10:08:47 AM
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/18526_904600806249297_7267781474449874367_n.jpg?oh=4f31530a2d3acbc4bc3de961bd35a0aa&oe=55D98C4B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 03, 2015, 10:59:42 AM
Boooo!  Booooooo!!!! 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 03, 2015, 11:11:25 AM
Clucking cluck the clucking cluckers!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2015, 11:45:57 AM
That really layed an egg.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 03, 2015, 11:46:59 AM
Yolk-ay, but I did try...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2015, 11:53:59 AM
That's nothing to crow about.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on May 03, 2015, 12:09:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TwjmQbH.jpg)

you can do puns

BUT THERELL BE NO MORE FUCKING CHICKEN PUNS, ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND FKNG ON!!!!!!  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2015, 12:13:11 PM
Stop pecking on us!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2015, 12:14:28 PM
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on May 03, 2015, 12:22:31 PM
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.

needs more bewbs
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 03, 2015, 12:28:43 PM
Everything does.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on May 03, 2015, 12:32:27 PM
Everything does.

wise words  : 8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 04, 2015, 04:17:18 AM
My password used to be the word "fortnight" but it was too week....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 04, 2015, 05:17:29 AM
(http://www.torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1-286x320.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 05, 2015, 10:35:46 AM
(https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10623002_498731716937201_587750147730617556_n.jpg?oh=8adf0e9be02567fa5560a00fea3af592&oe=55D10C1F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 05, 2015, 12:17:30 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/get-low-get-dirty-you-know-the-drill-38-photos-20.jpg?w=899&h=993)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 05, 2015, 08:38:41 PM
Having read the last two, I find them representative of each of their posters.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 05, 2015, 08:46:46 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 14, 2015, 01:30:32 PM
(http://minionquotess.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/56-300x300.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 14, 2015, 07:02:25 PM
BOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on May 15, 2015, 05:59:04 AM
Being "all right" is of course, why fascist armies never can win a war.  They are inherently weak tactically.
All they have is a right wing, and a far right wing.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 15, 2015, 08:44:43 AM
(http://files.sharenator.com/83767.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on May 15, 2015, 10:10:59 AM
^  That one's almost clever enough for me to almost not groan at it. 

Almost. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on May 15, 2015, 10:16:03 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30031-1402999391-13.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on May 15, 2015, 10:18:39 AM
BOOOOOO!!!

See, I just squinted at that and made it a joke about the Euro crisis. :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on May 15, 2015, 10:19:27 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-buzz-2200-1402999367-4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on May 24, 2015, 08:02:41 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/6f/36/f26f36aabb6362b35c8dbfb73ada9774.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on May 24, 2015, 08:10:21 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130524/640/puns_you_cant_help_but_laugh_at_part_4_640_20.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 24, 2015, 08:51:21 PM
(http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/images/very-bad-puns-073.jpg)

(http://lolkitten.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-cat-lolcat-pun.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 24, 2015, 10:28:40 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30031-1402999391-13.gif)

I know hue that is!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 25, 2015, 06:33:33 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/2849ffe0da3f0132e1af005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 25, 2015, 06:37:25 AM
If you'll give me the name and number of the next place you want to work, I will call and BEG them to give you a job!  You have too much time on your hands!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 25, 2015, 06:49:58 AM
You have too much time on your hands!!

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 25, 2015, 07:06:40 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-05-25-1105.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 25, 2015, 07:11:46 AM
^
...
...

*Chuckle*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on May 25, 2015, 09:48:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/h2Gczhd.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 25, 2015, 09:01:28 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11351316_10153354342977806_8446494105154042014_n.jpg?oh=ada188a687d3a9314be2053c59f292f5&oe=560A604B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 25, 2015, 11:09:49 PM
https://youtu.be/WwdFZNQMaDU
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 25, 2015, 11:29:10 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7507683072/h5BF3589A/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 26, 2015, 04:58:46 AM
Really, Biggs?  You hate me, too?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 26, 2015, 08:28:30 AM
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 26, 2015, 08:33:45 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/6/6/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2448-1339009167-14.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 26, 2015, 06:44:46 PM
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.

I never realized that 'attention' meant 'torture' in Canadian.  Thanks for clearing that up for me ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 27, 2015, 07:36:54 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377351_10155611971200387_1470235406352012667_n.jpg?oh=71db423afad0a72ebe474ffcaf5eb7e4&oe=55C56A85)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 28, 2015, 08:01:36 AM
No, we love the dawg. We would not try to get your attention with the puns otherwise.

I never realized that 'attention' meant 'torture' in Canadian.  Thanks for clearing that up for me ;)

It toque you long enough to figure that out.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 28, 2015, 08:33:26 AM
I call that a 'boggan, the best I ever had!


Explanation of 'boggan:  'boggan is short for toboggan.  It's what the folks here call a wool hat, or a watch cap, or, in the case of mirth's not very funny at all attempt at using the French language to annoy me, a toque.  So...take off, eh!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 28, 2015, 08:49:22 AM
I was honoring my French-Canadian heritage. Hoser.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 28, 2015, 08:52:35 AM
I call that a 'boggan, the best I ever had!


Explanation of 'boggan:  'boggan is short for toboggan.  It's what the folks here call a wool hat, or a watch cap, or, in the case of mirth's not very funny at all attempt at using the French language to annoy me, a toque.  So...take off, eh!

I'll have you know that toque is not French, it's Canadian! And a toque looks nothing like a wool cap or watch cap. It loks like this:
(http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/8p5nm4-l-610x610-hat-canada-red-white-pom+pom+hat.jpg)

Must have the pompom to be a proper toque.

You have to cap these misconceptions early before they spread. Hat's off fer trying though, Eh.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 28, 2015, 04:39:56 PM
While I appreciate the language and chapeau lessons, am I the only one who finds it disturbing that these people thinks it's ok to wear something named after a sled on their head?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 28, 2015, 04:59:22 PM
It took us long enough to stop wearing the toboggan.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 28, 2015, 09:03:55 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ec/ec05e69ef0f50d1b67158419e90dea08d8ad655f2c01811c927fc5002ae5245e.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 28, 2015, 09:15:15 PM
I think you just gave MD a stroke.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 28, 2015, 09:21:02 PM
I think you just gave MD a stroke.

No he gets a canoe for that.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 28, 2015, 09:44:35 PM
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench.  Up walks a man in a trench coat.  He stands in front of the first nun and flashes her.  She has a stroke.  He steps in front of the second nun and flashes her.  She has a stroke.  He moves in front  of the third nun and flashes her, too.  Her arms were too short.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 28, 2015, 10:09:13 PM
SMH
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 29, 2015, 04:58:41 AM
Flashing at nuns - its a dirty habit.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 29, 2015, 04:59:46 AM
Ouch, Bawb. That pun will make MD nun too happy.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on May 29, 2015, 10:11:55 AM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10687096_10152812629303764_4320129111549333705_n.jpg?oh=6a6412249eae4aaea1c374e6382d6fc5&oe=56077AFF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on May 29, 2015, 01:05:54 PM
Nice homage.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 29, 2015, 01:22:38 PM
I will second that.  Especially seeing as he included Steve Howe and Steve Winwood.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 29, 2015, 01:33:05 PM
Never heard of them.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 29, 2015, 01:48:36 PM
That was up-thread somewhere but I'm too lazy to look for it
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 29, 2015, 05:16:00 PM
Never heard of them.

Them is these




This is Steve Howe



And this is Steve Winwood (although he's more a singer/pianist than a guitar player)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 29, 2015, 05:58:10 PM
Great finds MD. Great examples of their music.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 29, 2015, 06:07:38 PM
Thank you, sir!  Three characters who I happen to like the music they've made very much.  All three of which I have seen in concert as well.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 29, 2015, 06:18:43 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/05/ee/05/05ee05a78c0b328365d8fe51f61e0ba3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on May 29, 2015, 08:53:03 PM
Thanks for the samples MD, of the three, each got better than one before. The two songs I knew when i heard them.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 29, 2015, 09:08:26 PM
My pleasure.  Even more glad that you enjoyed.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 04, 2015, 07:45:58 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11401392_860964057316313_5954720940963903059_n.jpg?oh=f84c25da1ae3ee5834b73771d6b72cc2&oe=55EC1811)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 04, 2015, 10:03:02 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10253782_965164716846315_1273844139714968849_n.jpg?oh=a2382fc17a7d1e329bba7fde0c403077&oe=55FABB04)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 04, 2015, 06:59:57 PM
My daughter showed me the tent one last night.  I boo'd her, too.  The fish tank one is creative.  The sushi, not the pun.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 06, 2015, 08:14:50 PM
(http://minionsonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2fd9a608-488c-429b-b55d-9bff2f6e5ccd-265x300.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 06, 2015, 08:48:06 PM
It's a question I ask myself when I see youse guys posting this crap.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 10, 2015, 06:43:03 AM
Man, MD, you're a tough crowd. Even though you appreciated a few of the last dozen or so puns, for other reasons, even those didn't make you laugh.

No pun in ten did.  :-[  :'(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on June 10, 2015, 09:20:28 AM
MD hates puns, but just wait until we introduce him to zeugmas and syllepsises.

http://grammar.about.com/od/tz/g/zeugmaterm.htm

http://grammar.about.com/od/rs/g/syllepsisterm.htm
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Freyland on June 14, 2015, 12:20:21 PM
Man, MD, you're a tough crowd. Even though you appreciated a few of the last dozen or so puns, for other reasons, even those didn't make you laugh.

No pun in ten did.  :-[  :'(


Because it was worth reading again
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 16, 2015, 09:59:26 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/11313247_910774232294093_1540768790_n.jpg?w=899&h=1157)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 29, 2015, 01:05:41 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/its-monday-you-could-use-some-motivation-20-photos-15.jpg?w=899&h=812)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 02, 2015, 04:56:30 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1002028_460069430782116_1016006956_n.jpg?oh=16f6c68d445f6e1119101e96e9d6d97c&oe=56227428)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 02, 2015, 05:40:59 AM
Puns will always be the one consonant around here.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on July 02, 2015, 05:49:16 AM
Its nice to have an abjective in mind.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on July 02, 2015, 02:54:17 PM
Puns will always be the one consonant around here.

Goddammit.  I'm compelled to actually applaud you for that one.  >:( 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 03, 2015, 06:14:04 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/47/ee/cc47eea9a2a6a4f0caad67a25fed324b.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 06, 2015, 07:15:35 PM
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11692747_10152873954812234_285701718272857779_n.jpg?oh=1788616f9efaffd6da485ed542c00999&oe=565B7344)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on July 07, 2015, 12:34:02 PM
Lol'd hard at most of those recent!  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2015, 05:14:52 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/pun-draft-20-photos-21.jpg?w=600&h=400)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2015, 05:15:05 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/pun-draft-20-photos-8.jpg?w=600&h=369)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Nefaro on July 08, 2015, 06:11:34 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/its-monday-you-could-use-some-motivation-20-photos-15.jpg?w=899&h=812)

LOL'd.   ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 09, 2015, 06:00:40 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1436369206-20150708.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 09, 2015, 07:01:41 PM
I just figured it was diarrhea of the brain.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on July 10, 2015, 12:42:05 AM
I just figured it was diarrhea of the brain.
That's a shitty diagnosis, too corny for me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 10, 2015, 08:24:17 AM
Still, Windy, there are nuggets of truth to that statement.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 10, 2015, 08:56:26 AM
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 10, 2015, 09:03:06 AM
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

Don't pooh-pooh it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on July 10, 2015, 09:09:21 AM
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 10, 2015, 09:13:30 AM
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.

Sanitize it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 10, 2015, 09:36:38 AM
This thread is flush with win.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 10, 2015, 06:51:06 PM
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 10, 2015, 06:55:20 PM
(http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/h/o/howdyho_4.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 10, 2015, 08:24:01 PM
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.

Any thing to a commode ate you.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 10, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Urinal our thoughts.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 10, 2015, 09:14:13 PM
MD is probably pooped after going through so many puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 10, 2015, 09:15:59 PM
Puts him in a defecate position
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 10, 2015, 09:17:39 PM
Come on, guys. Don't piss away a good chance to get a handle on some zingers here.

Like how much you play with your ball cock every time you use your toilet. ADMIT IT. We all do.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 10, 2015, 09:35:33 PM
Only when there is alcohol involved.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 11, 2015, 12:26:58 AM
Even the Pope had a go at it. His "dung of the Devil" reference, i will more poetically call
Payolla crapolla.

Got the tune: https://youtu.be/cpbbuaIA3Ds
Need new words.

Money!  Brimstone gass. Keep your hands off myyyy crap.
Money! Grab Satan's horns and suck his ass.
Add lines.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 17, 2015, 07:15:29 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11130269_963740370304868_1938209885820653990_n.jpg?oh=a1acae6bd103043d5b3d443b907cb250&oe=5650976D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 17, 2015, 11:01:03 PM
Putin on the Ritz...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 19, 2015, 02:04:44 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10448754_10152158036102623_6165782652984189955_n.jpg?oh=4afa18312dfc7e542a4008f227fb1ffd&oe=564F8513)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 19, 2015, 02:21:34 PM
Boo!  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: zap on July 19, 2015, 03:56:32 PM
oops, wrong place
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 19, 2015, 04:09:56 PM
Boisterous, disrespectful, arrogant, Democrats and these activists deserve each other. It apparent one thing will satisfy them everyone believe their crap.

Sounds like the description of Trump to me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 19, 2015, 04:45:10 PM
Trump is really an operative for the DNC. One of their most effective, actually...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: zap on July 19, 2015, 09:21:55 PM
OOpps thanks my bad.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 19, 2015, 09:44:36 PM
At the risk of being mistaken for a moderator (I am not) these discussions are supposed to be limited to the Religion and Politics section of the forum.  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 20, 2015, 04:33:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11694847_1021145994564844_5764674215747855387_n.jpg?oh=0036d8d955561a1847dfb25747812bd5&oe=560E97C7)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2015, 07:18:10 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e7/4d/5a/e74d5acc23dbeb6bf570c2d785b9f4c1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 22, 2015, 07:46:56 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/step-into-the-meme-stream-39-5.jpg?w=600&h=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 25, 2015, 07:42:31 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11051772_925503870859447_1989407418833675672_n.jpg?oh=6e05a0af5841033dc7df70a8a88fa6b4&oe=5651D6A5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 25, 2015, 07:51:39 AM
The great thing about the future Grog convocation (or, Grog-vocation) is that you bastards can only do verbal puns.  And I can just turn the music louder ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 25, 2015, 10:20:02 AM
Better start practicing the mime puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 25, 2015, 01:05:35 PM
Better start practicing the mime puns.


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The Mime next door went nuts.


My mate just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"
I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street Mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."


We asked 100 people if they could Mime watching a game of tennis.
They all said no.


London International Mime Festival (LIMF)
What a disappointment for a dyslexic's porn search.


I think I've lost interest in my career as a Mime artist.
I feel like I'm just going through the motions.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on July 25, 2015, 01:07:44 PM
There isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 28, 2015, 11:26:46 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/l/t1.0-9/11822660_562818510534340_7351675717429012715_n.jpg?oh=ef8f667d4db0caf67066924fd9e67c1e&oe=56574E86)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 28, 2015, 11:29:08 AM
There isn't a hole deep enough to drop you in

(https://i.imgflip.com/glx60.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on July 28, 2015, 01:03:49 PM
Better start practicing the mime puns.

OK.






There, did you like it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:08:10 PM
Better start practicing the mime puns.

(https://40.media.tumblr.com/185a87da9cacc437c3cb91471fda0be8/tumblr_mvhrfxPDtm1qhxazgo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:08:48 PM
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/punny/images/c/c7/Punny-Puns-punny-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:09:33 PM
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/punny/images/1/19/Pun-intended-1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:10:29 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/50/34/93/5034931313c29efde60e00d15e1c7ba4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:11:19 PM
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130714105858/punny/images/a/a5/Xcelebrity-name-puns.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.ybk2H19O_e.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:12:04 PM
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/slushinvaders/images/d/d9/Potter-puns-dumble-door.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on July 28, 2015, 01:13:28 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c2/3e/7c/c23e7caa4c19328b0826d602971dc45c.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 28, 2015, 07:56:43 PM
LB's on fiyah!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on July 29, 2015, 07:23:32 AM
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/slushinvaders/images/d/d9/Potter-puns-dumble-door.jpg)

The Hallows sign set off 'inconspicuously' to the side, really makes that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 29, 2015, 08:57:21 AM
(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/literarypundog-thoreau.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 29, 2015, 09:00:03 AM
(http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/844ca1518b38fe2b469d40dd62949eed/pun-dog-pun-husky-08.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on July 29, 2015, 02:53:03 PM
That dog is just way to cute , his face when he's told the joke ,awwwwwwwww TOO cute  :smitten:, he'd be a fat little doggy if he was mine , I wouldn't be able to stop feeding him treats !!

And I LMAO at the ending !!! 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on August 04, 2015, 08:08:10 PM
(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/tony-romo-meme-turnovers.jpg?w=650)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 04, 2015, 08:44:12 PM
Have you seen the new Direct TV commercial with Romo?


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 05, 2015, 10:59:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AQ3mMvA.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 06, 2015, 05:39:10 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/222235e011570133f649005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on August 06, 2015, 05:51:15 AM
Admittedly Lol'd at the Cana wedding one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 06, 2015, 09:45:56 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Punny+comic+i+take+no+credit+into+aking+this_8b0b3f_4525530.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on August 06, 2015, 06:36:18 PM
*snort*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 11, 2015, 10:14:19 AM
(http://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/06/20/gay-jokes-arent-funny-cum-on-guys-bad-joke-eel-meme-1434810819.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 12, 2015, 05:15:00 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/step-into-the-meme-stream-33-photos-14.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 12, 2015, 05:15:49 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/its-monday-you-could-use-some-jokes-21-photos-11.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 12, 2015, 06:18:49 PM
Sometimes, you (I mean you in the specific sense as well as all your pun posting brethren in the general sense), are a mean man.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 12, 2015, 06:21:09 PM
Labrathor really got to you, didn't it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 12, 2015, 06:35:21 PM
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpaday.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Ffunny-puns-short-jokes.jpg&f=1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 12, 2015, 07:10:17 PM
(http://unearthedcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Unearthed-LichenLove-1406-1-web.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 12, 2015, 08:48:54 PM
(http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-dog-wine-glass-dinner-pickup-line-1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 12, 2015, 08:51:08 PM
(http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/images/very-bad-puns-124.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on August 12, 2015, 11:33:59 PM
Labrathor really got to you, didn't it?

It was the next one, you got him reflectin on ways to clean up his image.  >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 13, 2015, 12:32:26 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10931001_911064142267757_2891804225417891423_n.jpg?oh=4484b2acf2deb9e0279b047a29866ba6&oe=56822E88)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 13, 2015, 12:34:56 PM
^ LOL

Reminds me of a joke: what's the difference between a pizza and a guitar player? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on August 17, 2015, 11:18:22 AM
I don't even like dogs, and Labrathor is awesome beyond reason.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 17, 2015, 12:08:13 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/1514629_1016730291700949_1221097312870323854_n.jpg?oh=673dd189adce30102f33f4b571624564&oe=5636E46C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 17, 2015, 05:38:33 PM
Accidents do not happen, they are caused.  That is all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 18, 2015, 06:25:13 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11855843_654182021383647_2996241674905939984_n.jpg?oh=1f47586aa37a6e3849e5abef6e94b7a3&oe=5678C56A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 19, 2015, 08:31:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11855843_654182021383647_2996241674905939984_n.jpg?oh=1f47586aa37a6e3849e5abef6e94b7a3&oe=5678C56A)

They'd probably manage better than the current crop.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2015, 10:14:07 AM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11880515_10206501505910934_2451947422548254004_n.jpg?oh=1fdeef4981465476ba9f077884c792b8&oe=563B7BE0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 19, 2015, 09:49:51 PM
Is that typically what you get in your mouth in the shower?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on August 19, 2015, 10:22:38 PM
is that the best you can come up with?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on August 20, 2015, 12:25:28 AM
is that the best you can come up with?

Said stars girlfriend in the shower
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 20, 2015, 05:15:00 PM
is that the best you can come up with?

Said stars girlfriend in the shower

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 22, 2015, 11:03:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11895986_10152925506826891_2957786600481689227_n.png?oh=79904646c51a7877c81975cda4c80ca4&oe=56823A40)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 24, 2015, 08:05:05 PM
Before one of you jackanapes finds this and posts it, I will preemptively pun you!


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 24, 2015, 08:21:10 PM
Preemptive punnery. Beautiful!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on August 24, 2015, 08:25:52 PM
Surely you cant be...


(https://projectophile.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/img_3010.jpg)


at all the harmless puns we make?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 24, 2015, 08:41:00 PM
Sour? Soar?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on August 25, 2015, 10:12:37 AM
is that the best you can come up with?

Said stars girlfriend in the shower

(http://i.imgur.com/skilQRP.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 26, 2015, 04:13:01 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr05/31/11/enhanced-32137-1396281041-2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 26, 2015, 08:39:20 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8ng6w3IUAA7_nX.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 27, 2015, 01:30:39 PM
Quote
Q: What kind of doctor fixes broken web sites?
A: URLologist
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 27, 2015, 02:10:57 PM
Quote
Q: What kind of doctor fixes broken web sites?
A: URLologist

I'm a doctor!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 29, 2015, 04:57:32 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/fk-yeah-friday-35-photos-35.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 30, 2015, 07:03:07 PM
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/149111/2955681-low+key.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on August 30, 2015, 07:07:42 PM
::)

LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 30, 2015, 07:09:26 PM
Seconded
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 30, 2015, 07:13:25 PM
::)

LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.

Cool. Thanks for the recommendation!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 30, 2015, 07:13:44 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/my-mom-is-a-superhero-whip-mask-and-handcuffs-funny-pictures.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 30, 2015, 07:30:57 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11934990_1219656534726658_1214248554503494067_n.jpg?oh=b8a97e92767791343f2898ce57de77d4&oe=5668C253)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on August 30, 2015, 07:45:23 PM
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/96/16/a19616826cf01c647bfacd33edaa9778.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on August 30, 2015, 07:46:10 PM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/04/e1/b6/04e1b6504cb461928f86a8df30450287.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on August 30, 2015, 08:10:00 PM
And if Microsoft made a car would you turn it off by pushing the 'Start' button?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on August 30, 2015, 08:15:06 PM
Well it might also go to sleep and you'd have to jiggle the steering wheel to wake it up.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on August 31, 2015, 06:49:12 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1440946155-20150830.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 31, 2015, 02:32:36 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11949395_10153573234588764_2189165170763122114_n.jpg?oh=93a9723a867b6e84ec69cbf3942ac4af&oe=567142DB)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on August 31, 2015, 02:58:01 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11949395_10153573234588764_2189165170763122114_n.jpg?oh=93a9723a867b6e84ec69cbf3942ac4af&oe=567142DB)

Hahaha! The man is a genius!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 31, 2015, 04:29:41 PM
That man should let the mouse know the answer to his question.  That was horribly laborious to get to an odious misuse of the English language.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 02, 2015, 07:40:17 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11987131_1027124860632607_986618121228410874_n.jpg?oh=1c47730eb87b33b641777af922e338e2&oe=567AD098)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: airboy on September 02, 2015, 11:20:25 AM
::)

LB, if you have not already, you need to get around to reading American Gods (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods) one of these days.

Cool. Thanks for the recommendation!

I agree.  The "gotcha" surprise at the end was great.  I've seen a lot of the US places that are background in the book.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:07:46 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/09/40/49/09404927db33bfa0c2444e50622acffb.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:08:27 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/funny-puns-33.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:09:11 PM
(http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/385/63/63385/1373759451-0.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:11:19 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/7/29/11/enhanced-buzz-16756-1375112264-10.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 06, 2015, 08:12:04 PM
Started they have, the Pun Wars.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:12:49 PM
Started they have, the Pun Wars.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e9/54/ee/e954ee9d3d35f8c2217697c8f6822863.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 06, 2015, 08:20:40 PM
dont forget to send more to his PM in box and fb page.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:22:47 PM
dont forget to send more to his PM in box and fb page.

I don't use FB anymore and I'd rather he suffered in public.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:31:18 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/40/b6/6c/40b66cfd24fc91e6a35325cf3f5784c6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 06, 2015, 08:34:06 PM
"Now I believe... a Klingon sneezed"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:36:40 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/132/401/tumblr_llbhweNeUd1qdrtr5o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:37:24 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cc/00/5c/cc005c70e062e9c6a4d3fb04bd4adf8b.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 06, 2015, 08:38:38 PM
Keep'em coming!  Can't get enough o'those righteous puns!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:39:36 PM
(http://comediva.com/images/stories/2013/PunOfTheDayLeprekhan.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:43:21 PM
(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/list_img/13629/2053629/C300/game-of-thrones-puns-u1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:44:27 PM
(http://cdn.diply.com/img/59b951ef-555c-47cd-b566-37343f9ba51d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 06, 2015, 08:45:20 PM
(http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/game_of_thrones_jokes/07-game_of_thrones_jokes.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:47:33 PM
Keep'em coming!  Can't get enough o'those righteous puns!!

Good. We will.

(https://i.imgflip.com/hmfo8.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 08:48:53 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/d47ea5a4b5011cc0e7ed936d8a7ef7d2/tumblr_mz0bf7kW151qd1atho1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 06, 2015, 08:55:50 PM
You boys have been busy.  Did you give up already?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 06, 2015, 10:23:27 PM
Bathe in our glory!

(http://editorial.designtaxi.com/editorial-images/news-graphicdesignpro01072015/1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 08:45:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1jHUrSb.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 08:47:29 AM
(https://toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/crepes.jpg?w=590)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 03:59:38 PM
(http://www.beheadingboredom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frog-heritage-part-austrian-tad-polish.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 04:05:58 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QfXTCm0jkqg/VWw1EIt5ngI/AAAAAAAAALM/bGLN3uOiYdY/s1600/funny-puns-9-12-0099-500x371.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 04:08:40 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/d2/a2/1ad2a24008e55df10aafb700a30c119a.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 04:14:35 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtrfrkzIgAAmkWv.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 07, 2015, 04:25:51 PM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-16616-1364592288-19.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on September 08, 2015, 02:08:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tcjmXNf.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 08, 2015, 03:18:27 PM
(http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/21-of-the-worst-puns-201.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 08, 2015, 03:21:24 PM
It's veally not that bad.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 08, 2015, 03:27:33 PM
Well done. That was rather cleaver of you. Myself, I never want to meat a vegan.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on September 08, 2015, 05:39:17 PM
Well done. That was rather cleaver of you. Myself, I never want to meat a vegan.

Oh-rarely? I have boned several. They liked my prime rib.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 09, 2015, 08:26:45 AM
I agree with Banzai - meat is the only way to go. But he beet me to it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:48:46 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-1.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:49:17 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-3.png?w=600&h=450)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:49:38 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-4.png?w=600&h=450)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:50:33 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-10.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-11.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:52:00 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-20.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2015, 04:52:43 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-are-nothing-but-pure-comedic-gold-25-photos-22.jpg?quality=90&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 10, 2015, 12:45:35 PM
(http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Reaction-pictures-This-meme-is-offensive.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 11, 2015, 12:09:24 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/i-can-see-the-weekend-now-i-just-dgaf-1.png?w=899&h=971)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 04:08:49 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ee/eee9ad8944a53ee90ea9fd79451624e9a3f083ca57bfb0497e626be70beee68a.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 04:33:25 PM
(http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/40/11/46/8427923/12/920x920.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 11, 2015, 05:26:23 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ee/eee9ad8944a53ee90ea9fd79451624e9a3f083ca57bfb0497e626be70beee68a.jpg)

Was that from the Audio Lab?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 11, 2015, 05:29:26 PM
-smh- I must be a masochist.  I keep clicking on this thread.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 11, 2015, 05:32:27 PM
-smh- I must be a masochist.  I keep clicking on this thread.

You keep coming to this site. You're definitely a masochist.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 11, 2015, 05:47:34 PM
Thanks, mirth.  It helps to know I'm not alone.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 11, 2015, 05:49:07 PM
Oh you're definitely not alone, brother.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 06:28:39 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/55/ba/7b55ba0e9094fd11bd0349955dcd0b77.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 11, 2015, 06:54:16 PM
Boooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 14, 2015, 06:46:53 PM
A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons.  The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 14, 2015, 07:50:08 PM
Doin' it Olde Skool!  No memes!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 15, 2015, 10:41:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O9kydha.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 15, 2015, 11:17:52 AM
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 15, 2015, 09:19:19 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11258816_10153254862626492_2783343147646703778_n.jpg?oh=ff25273d7ffe826519c450e8c2eebd03&oe=56AB9B44)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 16, 2015, 04:33:38 AM
(http://www.learnsomething.tips/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/234s.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 16, 2015, 04:38:02 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0714/potter-puns-drumblerdore.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 05:29:04 AM
(http://www.learnsomething.tips/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/234s.jpg)


We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time last night.  The very first question was, "Here is the Church, here is the steeple, open the door and see ___?"  My answer card was...Darth Vader.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 16, 2015, 05:30:31 AM
Congratulations. Cards Against Humanity is perhaps one of the most fun party games you can play.

I really want to get Exploding Kittens and give that one a try to see if it gives the former a run for its money...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 16, 2015, 07:04:13 AM
Exploding Kittens may be alright but

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 16, 2015, 10:59:15 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-will-just-never-get-old-6.png?w=600&h=450)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 16, 2015, 11:00:08 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-will-just-never-get-old-18.png?w=600&h=450)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 16, 2015, 11:13:55 AM
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 12:04:17 PM
1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell

    2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
    2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
    2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
    2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
    2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
    2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
    2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
    2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
    2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
    2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 16, 2015, 12:11:05 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek link=topic=11144.msg386330#msg386330
(C*nts that tell puns)

Punts!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 12:12:10 PM
thats them  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 16, 2015, 02:40:53 PM
1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell

    2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
    2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
    2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
    2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
    2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
    2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
    2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
    2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
    2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
    2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal:  Transcend Dental Medication.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 16, 2015, 02:49:48 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that  :knuppel2:

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 16, 2015, 02:50:29 PM
Spanish word of the day: "Bishop"

"Hey! Hillary Clinton is out of control! Can't someone shut that bishop?"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 06:13:48 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that  :knuppel2:

Fight the good fight, brother!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 16, 2015, 06:59:44 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that  :knuppel2:

Fight the good fight, brother!!!

Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 16, 2015, 07:02:33 PM
when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that  :knuppel2:

Fight the good fight, brother!!!

You guys are such a cute couple it's like you're a

(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/GrogHeads/match%20made%20in%20heaven_zpsocjwtrji.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 16, 2015, 07:19:51 PM
(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/god%20birthday%20omni%20presents_zpsw8dsy2cg.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 16, 2015, 07:50:27 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10418961_10153141809932285_6209980653997525925_n.jpg?oh=b4090309501a93526d7149651197405b&oe=566B4ED7)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 07:51:13 PM
That is not the dessert you are looking for...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 16, 2015, 07:51:41 PM
*SNORT*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 16, 2015, 10:44:35 PM
Leave the gun.  Take the Kenobi?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 17, 2015, 04:15:22 AM
Leave the gun.  Take the Kenobi?

OK, that's funny.


It's also a pun


you've come to the dark side!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 17, 2015, 04:57:10 AM
No, it's NOT a pun.  It's a play on words.  There's a difference.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 17, 2015, 05:18:03 AM
Pun

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Pun (disambiguation).

The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect - often used by feckless twats to poor effect in conversation
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 17, 2015, 05:21:19 AM
That's 'Mr Feckless Twat' to you, please.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 17, 2015, 05:24:40 AM
Pun

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Pun (disambiguation).

The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect - often used by feckless twats to poor effect in conversation

Damnit, 'geek!  You just knocked the legs out from under my argument!  Except the 'feckless twats' part.  That still applies.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 17, 2015, 05:31:52 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/30/11/enhanced-buzz-2737-1383145397-35.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 17, 2015, 05:33:39 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/30/11/enhanced-buzz-22217-1383145397-10.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 17, 2015, 05:33:58 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/30/11/enhanced-buzz-2364-1383145405-31.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 17, 2015, 05:35:43 AM
Except the 'feckless twats' part.  That still applies.

(https://www.changingworld.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/G/I/GI-51_2_1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 17, 2015, 06:36:49 AM
My twat is fully fecked.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 17, 2015, 06:42:49 AM
My twat is fully fecked.

Badly Packed Kebab -

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

(http://i.imgur.com/KZYMLDO.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 17, 2015, 08:46:06 AM
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.  "But why?" they asked. "Because," he replied, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 17, 2015, 09:19:05 AM
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-buzz-12944-1403000088-5.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on September 17, 2015, 09:41:30 AM
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/39/25/e0d62b9ad7bc29bf36aacd68c894b8e0-top-10-worst-ny-post-sports-puns-of-2014.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on September 17, 2015, 09:43:14 AM
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/bad-puns/pun-55.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 18, 2015, 08:56:15 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/i-can-see-the-weekend-and-now-i-just-dgaf-11.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 18, 2015, 08:59:15 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/i-can-see-the-weekend-and-now-i-just-dgaf-26.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 18, 2015, 08:59:37 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/i-can-see-the-weekend-and-now-i-just-dgaf-32.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 18, 2015, 08:47:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Y5N0FPK.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 18, 2015, 08:50:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lhw8BDV.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 18, 2015, 08:57:22 PM
Bow to the Great Takei!

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/6/10/enhanced-buzz-27810-1391699814-12.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 19, 2015, 09:02:26 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/32/86/6c/32866c73aca7ae18d9290c4a14ec7563.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 19, 2015, 09:09:54 PM
(http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1404/i_animal_captions_021_533d15a27d9e0.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 19, 2015, 09:11:10 PM
(http://omgcutethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/omg-cute-things-112812_081.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 21, 2015, 04:40:16 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b95e9efcb9edd2677a0c2a0847b4ac2ed9059d44d1dded8b2f2859e5e9e11ac4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on September 22, 2015, 07:47:32 AM
^^ Oh forDog's sake.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 22, 2015, 08:57:10 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/1508117_10152473923398294_2126342265_n.jpg?oh=0e09760f2ee7e9a40a0341e266375fef&oe=56A16D9D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 23, 2015, 04:24:32 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12042767_10153177133577939_1223533758986781821_n.jpg?oh=cfc7e8bb2e8de51ec054c3159c39b69a&oe=56A22206)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 23, 2015, 05:16:00 AM
I call foul!  If you're going to abuse the English language, and all right thinking people, you can't call a violin a viola.  Please take that down and try again.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 23, 2015, 05:21:59 AM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Punny-Puns-appendix.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 23, 2015, 11:15:53 AM
(https://rangerwinslow.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-puns-or-an-antipasta-depending-on-the-level-of-fakeness.jpg?w=620)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 23, 2015, 11:19:16 AM
(https://rangerwinslow.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-puns-or-an-antipasta-depending-on-the-level-of-fakeness.jpg?w=620)

Only in Boston..... eh Tuna?  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 23, 2015, 11:59:01 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1DTBpoIQAEivhT.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 26, 2015, 09:41:18 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b1/6b/25/b16b251a879a940582ab09ad9092b32d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 26, 2015, 09:44:33 AM
(https://img1.etsystatic.com/031/0/8063555/il_fullxfull.589106013_f6yb.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 26, 2015, 09:45:39 AM
(http://www.maniacworld.com/images/Taters-Gonna-Tate.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 26, 2015, 09:45:53 AM
(http://s.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef987d3a3bb32040d2df43900680cc5645cb642328251ddf8a4c4afe211279f8.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 26, 2015, 03:17:08 PM
There must be something wrong with me.  I guffawed at all three of those. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 26, 2015, 03:40:06 PM
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 26, 2015, 04:52:30 PM
Nah.  Prolly just something I ate.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 26, 2015, 04:54:57 PM
(http://maniacalindustries.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/resistance-is-futile.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 26, 2015, 04:57:41 PM
Call it Punholm Syndrome.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 27, 2015, 07:19:48 AM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150926/640/puns_can_be_both_witty_and_stupid_simultaneously_640_03.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 27, 2015, 07:22:28 AM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150926/640/puns_can_be_both_witty_and_stupid_simultaneously_640_20.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 27, 2015, 07:23:08 AM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20150926/640/puns_can_be_both_witty_and_stupid_simultaneously_640_25.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 27, 2015, 03:38:57 PM
Quote
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 27, 2015, 04:40:34 PM
Booo!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 27, 2015, 04:50:31 PM
(http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j349/longblade/GrogHeads/92.jpg.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 27, 2015, 04:53:05 PM
(http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Crack.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on September 27, 2015, 04:57:24 PM
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052011/a_good_pun_is_always_funny.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on September 29, 2015, 10:41:04 AM
^^ Now there's a pun result MetalDog can get behind!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 01, 2015, 07:23:06 PM
(http://ftf-comics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/256.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 03, 2015, 05:52:12 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12107272_1121248667894122_5207947145162490603_n.jpg?oh=f2cfbb7a1f12e1c62da628f61817b648&oe=5698FD91)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 04, 2015, 06:24:03 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/you-never-know-what-youll-find-at-the-thrift-shop-251.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 05, 2015, 07:30:37 AM
Okay, the pair of Caesars has to be worthy of at least some approval, MD!  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 05, 2015, 05:55:56 PM
I like the Llamasutra better.  The Caesars could have been accomplished by Julius getting divorced.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 06, 2015, 01:07:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12079612_10153043656452234_4693650889643441871_n.jpg?oh=c68554bd7409a63fc6886288f2e67fdf&oe=56CFB2A5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 06, 2015, 01:53:04 PM
Heheheh.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 06, 2015, 02:42:19 PM
(http://arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/PearlsOttoman.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 06, 2015, 02:43:18 PM
(http://arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/PearlsParasites.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 06, 2015, 02:45:10 PM
(http://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-punnypixels270115/7.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 06, 2015, 02:49:22 PM
(http://chelettesdecorandmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/puns.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 06, 2015, 04:35:40 PM
Instagram. <chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 06, 2015, 04:44:20 PM
ROFL
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 06, 2015, 06:12:13 PM
PLEASE quit encouraging him!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 07, 2015, 05:29:51 AM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2274192/82936266.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 07, 2015, 06:06:16 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2015-10-07-1194.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 07, 2015, 07:57:49 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5e/30/2b/5e302b8dccf17ecd1883b8df7197785e.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 07, 2015, 07:58:55 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nJYqWQMh3EA/T3URlYhEp6I/AAAAAAAAGvs/n44hzLe5GKA/s1600/pun_church.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 07, 2015, 08:04:17 AM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2m5ALTBMIsI/TxndZ-hTRyI/AAAAAAAADsM/vme3jQfMDng/s800/funny-puns-thistles.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 07, 2015, 08:08:00 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nJYqWQMh3EA/T3URlYhEp6I/AAAAAAAAGvs/n44hzLe5GKA/s1600/pun_church.jpg)

<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2015, 06:37:40 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12141729_10207943037032760_2013760076167053178_n.jpg?oh=2f2caf782fa75bb1d8715caeaa36d435&oe=56A06F4E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 10, 2015, 06:45:50 AM
Glad to know you're thinking about me, Brant.




































Now, STOP!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 10, 2015, 07:54:09 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4b/4bdc29e45530f11a92b4f532a06ad2df32648f551edc987ba07c2d540f6efbc6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2015, 07:55:25 AM
sorry I had to steal your yearbook picture like that
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 10, 2015, 07:59:21 AM
It would have been, if I could have grown my hair that long.  And I tried.  For years.  Never could get it past my shoulders.  Nice try though.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2015, 04:38:46 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12088580_916713291756749_3457350502517040363_n.jpg?oh=9b757db840dfa31adee62e8d154dbec1&oe=56CD0E4F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 12, 2015, 11:55:37 AM
...I'm still trying to figure out if "Comet" even counts as a pun joke...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 15, 2015, 07:58:51 PM
(https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/5SH5wiDtRM5QYu6TPuoTvw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztmaT1maWxsO2g9MTkxO3B5b2ZmPTA7cT03NTt3PTYwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/pb150923.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 15, 2015, 08:43:20 PM
Ok.  Now that's just mean. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on October 15, 2015, 09:06:30 PM
(http://cstrips.bitstrips.com/7RGW0_5HV3.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on October 15, 2015, 09:07:01 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3590350592/h84692723/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 15, 2015, 09:53:43 PM
Now you're mean, too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on October 16, 2015, 04:09:47 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3590350592/h84692723/)

I seem to remember that one from one of the Patrick O'Brian book - as spoken by Dr Maturin.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2015, 04:41:48 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10672315_931028150258956_7108740072657871302_n.jpg?oh=dd985acc6b5cba4b76424a327a447026&oe=56C7F713)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 16, 2015, 04:55:51 AM
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/what-an-awful-awful-pun-72557.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 17, 2015, 10:42:50 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1897010_442601185931095_1365414611767058229_n.png?oh=f88f017611d8d4cadbcd4e6a7e877028&oe=56C8AAB9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 18, 2015, 07:11:11 AM
Oh.  That's REALLY good.  Bravo, Brant!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2015, 03:06:09 PM
(http://thebuzztrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/trending3-31.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 19, 2015, 07:20:21 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuxEpHKCcAAu5Rb.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 19, 2015, 07:23:00 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_0706_ggfic_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 22, 2015, 09:05:02 AM
Right now one of my public speaking students is crowning her friend (also in the class) as "The King of Puns"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 22, 2015, 10:23:44 AM
(http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Funny-Birds-Meme.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 22, 2015, 10:25:08 AM
^<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 22, 2015, 10:25:25 AM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-bird-jokes.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 22, 2015, 10:25:48 AM
(http://ipfs.pics/ipfs/QmPydHG8P7tTs6V5fQvQ3nYSm8T56iWgWq9n7gnPMDKhgy)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 22, 2015, 10:26:15 AM
(http://ipfs.pics/ipfs/QmbX36znFb6BZLTjnQRau73maNDVghyFm3RsdFahe5RsP6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 22, 2015, 10:28:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jVhRlb8.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 27, 2015, 10:36:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/casAqfe.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 27, 2015, 01:16:12 PM
They, like puns, cause cancer.  So STOP!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 27, 2015, 02:57:02 PM
They, like puns, cause cancer.  So STOP!

(http://www.nedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2013/may/bad_joke_eel/bad_joke_eel_13.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 27, 2015, 05:31:37 PM
BOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 27, 2015, 06:29:52 PM
BOOOOO!!!

(http://www.punfunny.com/images/holidays/ghost-boo-pun.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 27, 2015, 06:34:19 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/84adb1c3410a00dcb06885a271e4e414/tumblr_nd3womGUqY1scby7uo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 27, 2015, 07:05:47 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/87042635bigdh_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 27, 2015, 07:17:38 PM
-smh-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 28, 2015, 04:38:18 AM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201412_1600_hbadc_sm.jpg)

(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/10446937dddab_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 28, 2015, 07:00:13 AM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201412_1600_hbadc_sm.jpg)

<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 29, 2015, 09:29:56 AM
(https://abbyhasissues.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/perishable-puns1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on October 29, 2015, 09:30:27 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8a/cc/76/8acc7674db4eab8a285afd4e49d9aa08.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 29, 2015, 02:55:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ljOT5.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2015, 09:44:38 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11138142_10154272715772788_3338634751573233692_n.jpg?oh=2aefd8a6d38d55d442ab7f30da2b462c&oe=56C434E3)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 04, 2015, 09:23:56 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dd/a8/ae/dda8ae989780222ad4df38beb1cda48e.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 04, 2015, 09:26:02 AM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/dd2c2f956cf8141ba5c2d2420b6001df/tumblr_nvyso1Kal21qhp91uo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 04, 2015, 05:21:00 PM
I saw a pumpkin on a customers front porch today that was painted pink.  Does that make it a pinkin?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 04, 2015, 07:54:42 PM
I saw a pumpkin on a customers front porch today that was painted pink.  Does that make it a pinkin?

No, but it does prove that you like worse puns than we do.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 04, 2015, 09:22:54 PM
Maybe that's the way to get you people to stop.  Make worse ones than you!  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 05, 2015, 04:38:47 AM
No, that would just encourage us.

(http://weecdn.com/Uploads/2013/12/17/11326/11326_159253.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 05, 2015, 06:58:36 AM
No, that would just encourage us.

(http://weecdn.com/Uploads/2013/12/17/11326/11326_159253.jpeg)

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 05, 2015, 08:27:25 AM
Maybe that's the way to get you people to stop.  Make worse ones than you!  ;)

Worse?

...Impossible!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on November 05, 2015, 02:00:09 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12191646_10100252948201690_3905413341164118351_n.jpg?oh=324e02de49b408a43a2a3a3adec0cffd&oe=56C15AB4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 05, 2015, 02:34:18 PM
Haha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 05, 2015, 02:40:10 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12191646_10100252948201690_3905413341164118351_n.jpg?oh=324e02de49b408a43a2a3a3adec0cffd&oe=56C15AB4)


ahem...

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/puns-intended-6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 06, 2015, 06:40:29 AM
WOW! That was a year ago... even I didn't remember I'd posted that.  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 06, 2015, 06:40:38 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1446738686-20151105.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 08, 2015, 09:05:10 PM
migratory cro-magnon man:  meanderthal
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 08, 2015, 09:25:50 PM
^ Ok.  THAT was funny!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 09, 2015, 08:52:12 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/10423752_10153118500307338_4894026873296936540_n.jpg?oh=e5281132ae7b8dab256fc60d5d3229de&oe=56C5AD8A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 12, 2015, 07:21:00 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11221844_10154133827343327_3415436487367634154_n.jpg?oh=e887499ed3510e304b739530daf2c030&oe=56B9DA2E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 12, 2015, 07:24:24 PM
Country fried steak
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2015, 06:44:14 PM
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12249918_1161566803860965_480431374454874173_n.jpg?oh=2ff15daffb83a25761af5bf3c1b5aa85&oe=56E3754C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 24, 2015, 09:43:48 PM
All right! Glad your humor is in good shape tonight.  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on November 25, 2015, 06:13:15 AM
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12249918_1161566803860965_480431374454874173_n.jpg?oh=2ff15daffb83a25761af5bf3c1b5aa85&oe=56E3754C)

When I saw this last night on FB, I laughed out loud, repeatedly.  My wife and kid thought that I was nuts.  But they've never watched Platoon.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 25, 2015, 10:24:20 AM
Or read 13th Valley.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on November 25, 2015, 10:48:27 AM
I can't read.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 25, 2015, 11:45:47 AM
I thought it was the law for everyboody in Canada to read under penalty of a severe talking to, eh?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on November 25, 2015, 12:11:28 PM
I thought it was the law for everyboody in Canada to read under penalty of a severe talking to, eh?

That's the problem. If the penalty had been "no maple syrup for a week" then they'd enjoy first world literacy rates.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Centurion40 on November 25, 2015, 01:00:39 PM
"No Maple Dips" would have worked on me.  Or beer.

(http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/HyGJOHPzHJKZZXQtSlR9WQ/ls.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 25, 2015, 11:11:20 PM
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12289549_10208136696036097_5168700364233734015_n.jpg?oh=e6c96ef207cd911e764390fc970d9070&oe=56EC4E6B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 26, 2015, 07:36:10 AM
Some days I think you people just try and think up groaners to pollute the world with -smh-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 27, 2015, 08:28:00 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12249820_719032724900790_4252385253823636796_n.jpg?oh=421349a3eb2ae500c2f024f5109ece60&oe=56F8FE82)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 27, 2015, 09:04:35 PM
That was posted at least 40 pages ago.  :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 30, 2015, 08:31:09 AM
(https://scontent.fash1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11107734_10153137806105280_8556761751048086944_n.jpg?oh=759deb487ea79e0e5149db80d3790cea&oe=56EA0471)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 30, 2015, 08:36:44 AM
(https://scontent.fash1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11887890_884723738264363_2302117849508596560_n.jpg?oh=00d67a1d5f01913541f34c1412a0fccb&oe=56E979B8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 30, 2015, 11:46:00 AM
(https://scontent.fash1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11107734_10153137806105280_8556761751048086944_n.jpg?oh=759deb487ea79e0e5149db80d3790cea&oe=56EA0471)

Tee  hee

Poor guy will get into a flap about that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 30, 2015, 05:16:54 PM
Didn't they find that guy buried under a parking lot?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 30, 2015, 05:19:19 PM
Didn't they find that guy buried under a parking lot?

Richard III was a Mob Hit!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 30, 2015, 05:24:04 PM
So the parking lot was in Jersey?  I guess that would make it a car park then?  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Mr. Bigglesworth on November 30, 2015, 08:57:14 PM
So the parking lot was in Jersey?  I guess that would make it a car park then?  ;)

Playing with fie ah!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2015, 04:38:40 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11705124_925628820832555_8900940483327376145_n.jpg?oh=6fa26f7ece3665398f329e19110b3465&oe=56F5D240)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 01, 2015, 04:45:45 AM
(http://wp.freedomofcreation.co.uk/marcusbronzy/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/2014/06/bb2-473x352.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 01, 2015, 05:37:03 AM
That looks like Malcolm McDowell. What movie is that from?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on December 01, 2015, 06:36:58 AM
its breaking bad - and hes a baddie

i forget the plot now, but everytime a name was mentioned hed ring a bell on his wheelchair
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 02, 2015, 04:37:40 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12295306_999296816800233_4054012507091309290_n.jpg?oh=2805a45060e1e2636aaa52c3d458ced5&oe=56E15DFF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on December 04, 2015, 02:29:54 PM
<weak groan> 

Yes.  Yes, they are.  :buck2: 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 09, 2015, 11:19:36 PM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12360336_735519493215022_4642650851705657646_n.jpg?oh=29e6f378d09142940ac6189468239488&oe=56E4B06F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 10, 2015, 05:34:41 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/53/40/85/5340851f3b85638781a90ce6c72b4d8c.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on December 19, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12108944_1177314135616641_3295150021714717115_n.jpg?oh=741d9248fdd241ef8f5088fd6491adba&oe=5711AB62)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 19, 2015, 10:37:03 PM
Nice of you to drop by.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on December 20, 2015, 12:54:22 AM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12108944_1177314135616641_3295150021714717115_n.jpg?oh=741d9248fdd241ef8f5088fd6491adba&oe=5711AB62)

Well at least that one's less painful than most of the ones that get posted here... 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2015, 05:01:20 AM
(http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2014/june/images/smart_puns_01.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m527d5JcJs1rs95lko1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 20, 2015, 06:51:18 AM

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m527d5JcJs1rs95lko1_1280.jpg)

Me no get. Is it called the 'Iron Throne' or something?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 20, 2015, 07:35:15 AM
You'll have to watch 'Game of Thrones' and then all will become clear.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 01, 2016, 03:54:43 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/155178_1661811844036211_7956940925345176017_n.jpg?oh=f05c009cdc80a9bfc8ea2c0595058a16&oe=570CF83F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 01, 2016, 05:26:17 PM
That reminds me of a Jackie Mason bit.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 05, 2016, 04:46:43 AM
Now I'm just hungry for some good pasta. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 13, 2016, 04:18:19 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12565378_978313992243435_4970770434342537984_n.jpg?oh=a7624212c639d28d80945e0b2388240e&oe=5708274E)]
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 13, 2016, 04:56:19 AM
You know nothing, Brant Snow.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 13, 2016, 05:00:32 AM
Brant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 13, 2016, 05:29:35 AM
Brant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)

that's the best he can do (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 13, 2016, 05:30:46 AM
'Informal fallacy' is a way of life here at GH, innit?  O:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on January 13, 2016, 05:31:27 AM
Brant, I think you were just called a bastard. :)

that's the best he can do (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem)

so in real life its mean, illogical and unwarranted

in a court room, its good practice
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 13, 2016, 06:02:34 PM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12522941_1045076212201583_4469732353881964311_n.jpg?oh=52eafa924125e3fa08c519d9483e0ff5&oe=57029E68)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 13, 2016, 06:03:18 PM
https://twitter.com/dadjokehansolo

Mirth made me do it...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 13, 2016, 06:13:51 PM
https://twitter.com/dadjokehansolo

Mirth made me do it...

It wasn't a Solo effort.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 13, 2016, 06:25:31 PM
Greedo should have shot first.  I'm just sayin'.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 13, 2016, 06:43:15 PM
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/3806518.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 13, 2016, 06:44:10 PM
 :D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 14, 2016, 05:06:02 AM
Hmmm, nice beav.........................what y'all lookin' at me like that fer?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 14, 2016, 05:19:00 AM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 14, 2016, 09:27:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7a/a0/57/7aa057191eb1eb567804e57c2818d5c1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 14, 2016, 01:37:59 PM
Dammit, Banzai_Cat, you made me laugh.  You're going to pay for that. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2016, 02:48:16 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12549023_1033158116747688_5748687017091627632_n.jpg?oh=5e5c645038305746575716a545922a95&oe=570540BE)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 14, 2016, 02:53:38 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12549023_1033158116747688_5748687017091627632_n.jpg?oh=5e5c645038305746575716a545922a95&oe=570540BE)

Or in pieces
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 15, 2016, 06:46:04 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/the-weekends-on-the-horizon-now-we-just-dgaf-321.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on January 16, 2016, 06:00:17 AM
Couth control.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 17, 2016, 01:37:26 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12400690_10153300003802606_650754226227525572_n.jpg?oh=17b33628930b0f6eef4bc3d5b97b968f&oe=57345393)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 17, 2016, 02:29:53 PM
It's truly flattering that you guys put so much effort in to thinking about me.  I really dig the attention.  You're certainly welcome to stop at any time.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 18, 2016, 04:33:17 AM
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, MD:  When choosing between the lesser of two evils, I prefer my spider thread versus your pun thread.  :P 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 18, 2016, 04:38:07 AM
How about spider pun threads?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:35:30 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/11/b6/8911b6885532b605a5a5c618c0555e98.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 18, 2016, 06:04:09 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/09/19/2c09191be8631b1cc010126593036c08.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 18, 2016, 07:01:20 AM
Well this went downhill quickly.  Or rather, more quickly than before.  ::) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 18, 2016, 05:11:28 PM
I'm just amazed..., no, check that, IMPRESSED with the speed these guys find a pun to fit any occasion.  That's truly an outstanding skill gents.  Kudos.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:20:21 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/45985509eiaii_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:21:13 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4f/c2/85/4fc285d7e2597f48447c6a2a6a3e9f03.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:22:49 PM
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11374540_116340745372278_97801408_n.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:23:36 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/54/e3/cd/54e3cd8bb1c6d08ff322b5d4bab2da87.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:24:02 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7f/24/d8/7f24d8389de648dca086702005c03d62.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:27:01 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/02/02ade4f26520b447997917ac3a8018ab00509f2e2ffc4f33001aff9111c72237.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:27:35 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/j7n69.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:29:04 PM
(http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED82/5346d06a3760a.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 05:29:41 PM
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/29564974.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 18, 2016, 05:30:53 PM
Seriously.  Are you TRYING to kill me?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 18, 2016, 05:43:10 PM
Seriously.  Are you TRYING to kill me?!

I'm pretty sure that's been their goal this whole time... 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 18, 2016, 05:44:22 PM
That'd really be a bummer if true :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 18, 2016, 06:41:21 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DQCqxNvmqGw/TW6nsBvCwxI/AAAAAAAAAKs/0e3XHOUj1OU/s1600/church%2Bmice.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 19, 2016, 12:18:18 PM
(http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-pelican-burger-bill-enormous-pun-pics.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 19, 2016, 04:39:49 PM
My grandfather used to say about pelicans, "...his beak can hold more than his belly can."
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Sir Slash on January 19, 2016, 05:31:54 PM
I heard it this way, "A marvelous bird is the Pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belly can. In his beak, he can hold enough food for a week. And I don't know how the hell he can". You also can throw in a raw word or two if you like. Sorry to break the Pun Train.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 19, 2016, 09:21:31 PM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 20, 2016, 05:21:45 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-Tupacca.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 20, 2016, 03:19:19 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10606510_10152796596678001_2065653475616902763_n.jpg?oh=94cbbe41ac2d4da469f2325a9d8d53dc&oe=5743C2CD)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 20, 2016, 05:04:31 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/i-miss-college-42-photos-27-e1453258784258.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 20, 2016, 05:23:01 PM
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/HIYzoPmYsnisDv9P7lWYmQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjUwO2g9NDU3O2lsPXBsYW5l/http://41.media.tumblr.com/78e677ed800e83af8b93dcc409b0be4a/tumblr_inline_o10mntj2a91t6wivs_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 20, 2016, 05:25:10 PM
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/2g4SFdqQag3OvZsweBZ8HA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzUwO2g9NTMxO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://40.media.tumblr.com/3034004cc9a8c1d8b7fd55c6bf9e4435/tumblr_inline_o10n04b6tb1t6wivs_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on January 21, 2016, 01:51:55 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/10606510_10152796596678001_2065653475616902763_n.jpg?oh=94cbbe41ac2d4da469f2325a9d8d53dc&oe=5743C2CD)

<slow clap>

Bravo to whoever came up with that one. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 25, 2016, 08:30:15 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12439325_1292338214126209_4004672684382543326_n.jpg?oh=0c104ad9f0cdea7f2290957bc1eb67fb&oe=572DDDD8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 27, 2016, 02:22:09 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/y4pdp.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 27, 2016, 02:22:58 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/xyybd.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 27, 2016, 09:31:22 PM
Heh.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 28, 2016, 10:44:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xZiEYQb.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on January 28, 2016, 10:48:44 AM
Disturbing and vulgarly hilarious.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 28, 2016, 01:09:33 PM
Then please make them stop.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 28, 2016, 03:16:52 PM
Disturbing and vulgarly hilarious.

That's the kind of poor joke I expect from BC, not Mirth.  >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 29, 2016, 07:15:13 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12642943_10208401166848038_1111421200039881088_n.jpg?oh=53d452b995ccc344cbed115d5ed2d09d&oe=5726F5D7)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12650886_1093068040756473_6153807799283866920_n.jpg?oh=7e95525aec1aa38b45e40297195d7472&oe=5740EA26)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on January 30, 2016, 03:36:55 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12508691_1005744902832786_9078793833228365958_n.jpg?oh=c5370e8e3cc4ed3f3e29652a8fafe03b&oe=5746103A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2016, 03:50:09 PM
So. They got to you, too, AR?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 30, 2016, 04:33:48 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/759/356/3b3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 30, 2016, 04:37:22 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/859/883/379.png)

(http://img.memecdn.com/mars-dad-pun-dog_o_3835667.webp)

(http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED29/51d6610ecac4f.jpeg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bQcL4Gd.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 07:36:00 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12565420_1329182843774100_1869879072995291264_n.jpg?oh=57ab22d6dada2e5d4e4f2bc15375fcca&oe=57331608)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2016, 07:39:56 PM
That's just terrible.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 07:56:56 PM
That's just terrible.

you're not a believer?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 30, 2016, 08:03:51 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/14926979bbddd_sm.jpg)



(https://i.imgflip.com/q95k4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:05:19 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/33/3389abd5782b9b67782ee110958d6b7d28211a510beae5c850271295d151bddc.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:06:10 PM
(http://giraffesocialmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Bale.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:07:16 PM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/344/Bwest.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:08:06 PM
(http://www.welikeviral.com/files/2015/01/Puns-24.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:12:07 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/music-puns-4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2016, 08:12:30 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/290/428/60d.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2016, 08:16:31 PM
Ok.  I laughed at that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 30, 2016, 08:22:26 PM
Ok.  I laughed at that one.

You are a very bad man.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on January 30, 2016, 08:25:16 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d4/44/b5/d444b5c8f51f3d11141169141983841d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2016, 08:37:39 PM
Ok.  I laughed at that one.

You are a very bad man.

What's worse is what you did to that cat.  I'm calling PETA.


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d4/44/b5/d444b5c8f51f3d11141169141983841d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2016, 08:14:41 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12642912_1012550662162766_8408468526999558594_n.jpg?oh=5273c9d382d0daf3c59da03c36f60d23&oe=57250C29)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 01, 2016, 08:59:45 PM
I suspect it would go up in smoke...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 02, 2016, 04:36:46 AM
I suspect it would go up in smoke...

 :o

Pour it on, boys! He's comin' around!!  :D

(http://i.imgur.com/1UV0Qfa.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 05, 2016, 05:42:47 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/3a5c5600a5b0013336c1005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 05, 2016, 05:28:25 PM
I'm with the zebra.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 05, 2016, 05:45:45 PM
I'm with the zebra.

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/77608273/large.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 05, 2016, 06:05:57 PM
Boooooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2016, 10:32:39 PM
I suspect it would go up in smoke...

you just couldnt resist.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 06, 2016, 06:12:17 AM
It's true.  I couldn't.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2016, 05:59:47 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/4b296a508ee801332d09005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 07, 2016, 08:30:11 AM
LOL

I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2016, 08:54:25 AM
I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.

I'll tell you after class on Monday
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on February 07, 2016, 12:48:50 PM
LOL

I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.

Some of us over 30 don't get it either...  :-[ 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 07, 2016, 01:11:15 PM
The uberclue is in the last panel. What rhymes with 'Pun'?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 07, 2016, 01:20:23 PM
LOL

I wonder how many folks under 30 would recognize that reference.

Some of us over 30 don't get it either...  :-[ 



<smh>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 07, 2016, 01:30:00 PM
(http://cdn.gagbay.com/2015/05/funny_win_pic_puns_tea_music-580604.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 07, 2016, 01:33:47 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/20140809_225513_acdhege_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 07, 2016, 01:35:27 PM
(https://subversivecomics.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/10374893_10152084319976863_1010856464996225218_n.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 07, 2016, 02:05:34 PM
(http://cdn.gagbay.com/2015/05/funny_win_pic_puns_tea_music-580604.jpg)

That's a good one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 10, 2016, 04:19:10 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/at-worlds-end00081.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 10, 2016, 04:22:21 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/at-worlds-end00101.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 10, 2016, 04:26:16 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/80a70efc9d8b31a20d3af814850daaf3fca28245aa9f59fc1b55db131917ea7c_1.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on February 10, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
A great song.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 10:37:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lf4Fzcw.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Boggit on February 11, 2016, 11:00:26 AM
Nice Mirth! ;D

It got me thinking ...

If bread is the staff of life, what is the life of the staff?
....




One long loaf! ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 11, 2016, 03:48:15 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12670237_973228286105213_8036528775742859211_n.jpg?oh=718b86ac234cf672043e4d61034f85be&oe=572CF0F4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 11, 2016, 05:28:51 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12670237_973228286105213_8036528775742859211_n.jpg?oh=718b86ac234cf672043e4d61034f85be&oe=572CF0F4)

Hahaha
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 11, 2016, 05:30:31 PM


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12670237_973228286105213_8036528775742859211_n.jpg?oh=718b86ac234cf672043e4d61034f85be&oe=572CF0F4)

Hahaha

That may have just won the internet for all time.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on February 12, 2016, 01:31:30 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12670237_973228286105213_8036528775742859211_n.jpg?oh=718b86ac234cf672043e4d61034f85be&oe=572CF0F4)

I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 12, 2016, 01:35:55 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12670237_973228286105213_8036528775742859211_n.jpg?oh=718b86ac234cf672043e4d61034f85be&oe=572CF0F4)

I gotta admit, this one had me laughing for a solid minute, if not longer.

First Martok posts pics of naked spiders in order to stop an virulent outbreak of puns.

Then he laughs at a pun.

Things are looking grim.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 12, 2016, 08:49:03 PM
These are the ryhmes that wry men's souls.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 13, 2016, 06:16:07 AM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/84924636.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 13, 2016, 08:41:35 AM
You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.

Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."

And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure.  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 13, 2016, 08:47:55 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/Ff_tfmg6nxQ2djEKTkk4TfY3T-FFK5XcpELfQYMZdBdorR5CQqxZb80DBmRcEZCeN_i5Xw=w1370-h539)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 13, 2016, 10:29:13 AM
You guys would have been proud last night. The melodrama I'm in opened last night and in one scene, one of the actors comes in in a ridiculous cowboy getup, a vest and chaps that are patterned like a black and white cow. The cow puns flew everywhere.

Him: "I guess I better moooooove this way."
Me: "These puns are udderly ridiculous. It would behoof you to stop."
Him: "Are you saying we should put it out to pasture?"
Me: "I've herd enough. You're really butchering your lines. It's a missteak."

And on and on. The crowd was rowdy and loved it. MD would have thrown a beer bottle at some point, I'm sure.  ;D

Pretty sure I would have just walked out.  Those are all just awful!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 13, 2016, 07:02:31 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12734183_581865155301930_2187761603618471289_n.jpg?oh=b3cbc778f2612e3f7ec7185d12701168&oe=57348EA4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 13, 2016, 07:41:59 PM
When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 13, 2016, 10:50:17 PM
When I worked 3rd shift in the ER back in 82 I would come home at 7AM and watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees. Then I'd read a chapter or two of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance before going to bed. Somehow, that combo kept me from losing my shit until I was able to get onto 2nd shift.

I f&cking HATED the 6pm-6am shift on the ambulance.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 16, 2016, 04:55:47 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/work-happens-27-photos-11.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 17, 2016, 11:22:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYRW3Zp.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 17, 2016, 11:26:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RfofSbR.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 17, 2016, 06:00:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kYRW3Zp.png)

This whole cartoon is the reason punsters should be killed outright.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on February 18, 2016, 06:22:53 AM
This whole cartoon is the reason punsters should be killed outright.

With a rib to the eye?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 18, 2016, 06:39:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/djm5fxo.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 21, 2016, 06:16:37 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/if-your-dad-is-a-scientist-he-probably-tells-these-jokes-photos-8.png?w=600&h=450)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 21, 2016, 06:17:13 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/joke-13.png?w=600&h=354)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 11:26:45 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1558144-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 11:28:37 AM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/80/804dca3512dd22659ca3aba18aadd9805369fb870a2cb3753808733ff78d8762.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 11:30:36 AM
(https://travelswithchoppy.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/image6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 11:31:16 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/40/1e/2a/401e2a60b95e6cc9294f0d721efd0fb5.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2016, 11:33:40 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/40/1e/2a/401e2a60b95e6cc9294f0d721efd0fb5.jpg)

reely?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on February 24, 2016, 11:34:08 AM
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11372410_754283564685245_1653087045_n.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2016, 12:17:36 PM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1520303-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2016, 12:18:16 PM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1521961-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 25, 2016, 02:52:44 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10420348_1487204914642290_1538792047615499627_n.png?oh=abc1ebf9425f2472a104adc9146afbd2&oe=576B8062)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 26, 2016, 10:12:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Mg6qzhP.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on March 01, 2016, 09:44:50 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12791020_1168216993202446_4729871455068240275_n.jpg?oh=353509ccf7a16738e8bbad615ec8f410&oe=575EA59A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 01, 2016, 11:26:05 AM
Moo!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2016, 12:16:06 PM
Udderly ridiculous!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 01, 2016, 12:17:46 PM
you could spot that joke a mile away
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 01, 2016, 03:18:27 PM
you could spot that joke 99.5% of the jokes in this thread a mile away
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 01, 2016, 05:17:22 PM
you could spot that joke 99.5% of the jokes in this thread a mile away

Casein point.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 02, 2016, 04:31:54 AM
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 02, 2016, 05:44:43 AM
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/19bb2ec5af4b39e0e8c41d5c80c956a0d2f8020ecad4a45477397783a3dc8e29_1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on March 02, 2016, 05:45:21 AM
Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system.  It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2016, 09:02:21 AM
Someday, all of us have to get together in a bar with a recording system.  It would be comedy gold.
(No cameras, we're too eroded.)

I'm fairly sure the FBI has a few episodes from various conventions of the past.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 02, 2016, 09:23:55 AM
To post more or not, that is the question. Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma.

We've milked this pun to death.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2016, 09:30:57 AM
After 65 pages of puns I think we've herd them all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 02, 2016, 09:36:44 AM
After 65 pages of puns I think we've herd them all.


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 02, 2016, 09:37:54 AM
We'd never steer MD wrong!

It would behoof him to get on board with the Pun Express and mooooooove along with the rest of us.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2016, 05:08:35 PM
We're going to have to prod him back in here to read these.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 02, 2016, 06:09:38 PM
I don't usually like them, but, I appreciate the effort you guys put in to dreaming these up/searching the internet for them.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 02, 2016, 10:05:13 PM
Maybe you need to switch to non-calffeinated drinks. It might improve your sense of humor.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 03, 2016, 04:58:21 AM
That's veally a good suggestion.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 04:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 03, 2016, 05:12:16 AM
Oh please. We all know you gobble up these puns.  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 03, 2016, 05:15:22 AM
I bet he tells you to pluck 0ff.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 03, 2016, 05:51:11 AM
Must we switch to turkey puns? I wasn't done milking the cow puns yet.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 03, 2016, 05:57:48 AM
Wattle we pun about after that?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 03, 2016, 06:06:38 AM
Wattle we pun about after that?

That might be the best turkey pun I feather seen.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 03, 2016, 07:16:39 AM
You all snood be ashamed of yourselves.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 05, 2016, 09:20:23 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12803275_1117611858257780_4546117056951887944_n.jpg?oh=ea9d82910c50575f50e8f7305e4b2eb9&oe=57513D1A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 05, 2016, 09:30:54 AM
So now OTHER languages are fair game?!  Your evil knows no bounds!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 05, 2016, 09:34:03 AM
he is working on other languages, but the project is still in its infancy.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 05, 2016, 09:41:49 AM
he is working on other languages, but the project is still in its infancy.

That's ruthless. MD's not safe in his own crib.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 05, 2016, 05:44:39 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12803137_10154413346910288_3337937499929383673_n.jpg?oh=fb05de7a60ab658b4f478d8afcf83084&oe=576657A6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 06, 2016, 04:12:42 AM
^ROFL + LMAO
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 06, 2016, 02:26:18 PM
To my shame, I LOL'ed at that as well.  :-[ 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 07, 2016, 10:43:26 AM
Zombie Federation Chief Engineer: "MAINS!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 07, 2016, 10:44:48 AM
Zombie Metal Dog: "PAINS!!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 07, 2016, 01:24:23 PM
Zombie Vikings: DANES!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 01:31:45 PM
Zombie Traffic Cop: LANES!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 01:42:20 PM
Zombie Metal Dog: "PAINS!!"

Ok, that was funny :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 07, 2016, 01:48:13 PM
Cut it out.  All these horrible puns are giving me a MIGRAINE!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 02:16:37 PM
Elderly Zombie: CANES!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 02:23:44 PM
Zombie HVAC Guy: TRANES!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 02:25:21 PM
Zombie Stockbroker: GAINS!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 02:26:08 PM
Zombie Tarzan: JANES!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 02:27:19 PM
Zombie Lion-Tamer: MANES!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 03:01:14 PM
Zombie Dry Cleaner: STAINS!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 07, 2016, 03:05:50 PM
What is the most popular brand of underwear with zombies?  HANES!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 07, 2016, 03:09:02 PM
Zombie Jockey....... REINS!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 07, 2016, 03:10:24 PM
Zombie King..... REIGNS!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 07, 2016, 03:12:31 PM
Zombie Window Washer.... PANES!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 03:26:41 PM
Zombie Tatoo: De Planes!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 03:53:10 PM
Zombie Actor: ENTERTAINS!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 03:54:01 PM
Zombie Vampire: VEINS!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 04:00:31 PM
Zombie Prosecutor: ARRAIGNS!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 07, 2016, 04:03:13 PM
Zombie Eskimo: Chillblains!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 07, 2016, 04:18:36 PM
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 07, 2016, 05:50:22 PM
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 06:23:18 PM
Frank Zappa Zombie sings REFRAINS!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 06:36:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JgFCMic.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 07, 2016, 06:38:02 PM
I don't get it...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 07, 2016, 06:49:55 PM
WTFM, RTFB  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 08, 2016, 05:04:39 AM
^+10

Oh how I LOL'd
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 08, 2016, 05:28:59 AM
i get it............


its just not funny  :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 08:02:04 AM
yes it is.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 08, 2016, 05:14:26 PM
No, it's not.  That's what I get for trying to make a funny.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 08, 2016, 05:24:44 PM
maybe it's you that isn't funny.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 08, 2016, 05:26:29 PM
On a lot of occasions, I am the only one laughing.  So, in order to feel better about myself, I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg.  See?  I'm laughing again :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 08, 2016, 08:25:28 PM
I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg. 

Yeah, but Star will suck anything.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 09, 2016, 06:56:16 AM
I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg. 

Yeah, but Star will suck anything.

Those poor goats.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 07:29:56 AM
On a lot of occasions, I am the only one laughing.  So, in order to feel better about myself, I have convinced me that as long as I am amused, the rest of you can suck an egg.  See?  I'm laughing again :)

im in this club also

not the goat sucking club
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 09, 2016, 09:42:34 AM
some goats you don't want to mess with...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10084398/Angry-goat-terrorises-town-in-Brazil.html
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 09:51:24 AM
meanwhile, in florida



Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.

  Steelie
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 09, 2016, 10:12:31 AM
Why would you post that pic?  >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 09, 2016, 11:03:02 AM
GAAAA!!  MY EYES!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Ubercat on March 09, 2016, 11:06:03 AM
Is that guy proudly F'ing a goat while people watch?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 09, 2016, 11:36:24 AM
Is that guy proudly F'ing a goat while people watch?

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5e/5e25569ee8a8c8656808d201f3939e17f86ed1f34c53686494712df23ac8c4fe.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 11:54:19 AM
meanwhile, in florida



Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.

  Steelie

im not sure what ive done - but apologies, there was obviously something untoward - tried to explain Star and Florida and Goats to an employee, had a laugh, went to serve customers and wash up - i can only assume an inappropriate picture was posted - again apologies

staff member slapped
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 09, 2016, 12:03:14 PM
meanwhile, in florida



Way way way over the line......not sure what you were thinking with that one.

  Steelie

im not sure what ive done - but apologies, there was obviously something untoward - tried to explain Star and Florida and Goats to an employee, had a laugh, went to serve customers and wash up - i can only assume an inappropriate picture was posted - again apologies

staff member slapped

Ha!

Yes, it was inappropriate. Were I you, I'd ship him off to Florida for a week with Star as punishment.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 12:05:26 PM
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks  :-\  :-[
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 09, 2016, 12:16:15 PM
Were I you, I'd ship him off to Florida for a week with Star as punishment.

That's a little severe.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Steelgrave on March 09, 2016, 01:10:13 PM
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks  :-\  :-[

If it had been Donald Trump behind the goat, I would've left the pic up  8)



                                                                                                            but I doubt even that would cost him votes..... ::)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 09, 2016, 01:13:01 PM
I wonder what I said that made him think star was black
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 09, 2016, 04:08:45 PM
found the pic in the recycle bin, jesus, sorry folks  :-\  :-[

Hahaha!

Need a quick tutorial for setting up a password on your screen saver?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on March 10, 2016, 07:34:41 AM
Sh*tty comedian: DANE!! (COOK)

...okay, I'm late to the party.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 10:50:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zgu1oo3.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 10, 2016, 10:53:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9Zir7Zc.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2016, 10:59:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zgu1oo3.png)

I just choked on lunch.  F.U. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 11, 2016, 07:02:48 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12573906_954132841318751_1502484921550312523_n.jpg?oh=c4b34a2eb3bd185667dd8a406a481d59&oe=57992001)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 11, 2016, 07:16:51 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/the-weekends-in-sight-now-we-just-dgaf-7.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=500)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 11, 2016, 12:53:55 PM
Zombie MD: F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read that, but still heard PAINS!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 12, 2016, 05:34:39 AM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/12792144_1091905574164498_7598718518576260806_o.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 12, 2016, 05:35:41 AM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12800139_1175932282430917_6166568582748998707_n.jpg?oh=9bd11056d744f2056f4820fef5031c41&oe=575F234D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 12, 2016, 06:26:07 PM
figures you would find cock pot pie....   ::)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 14, 2016, 06:01:07 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2016-03-14-1290.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 14, 2016, 06:59:17 AM
{groan}
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on March 14, 2016, 05:55:23 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1625502_10153263009746567_80998027538549142_n.jpg?oh=cf1fdef12513b931b5312d20297920b7&oe=578FB82B)
 
Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 14, 2016, 06:27:55 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1625502_10153263009746567_80998027538549142_n.jpg?oh=cf1fdef12513b931b5312d20297920b7&oe=578FB82B)
 
Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.

That made me laugh :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 14, 2016, 06:41:55 PM
(http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenpi.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 15, 2016, 04:56:53 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/522683_406069539422505_1332228285_n.jpg?oh=0bc667d91adf957d4d3b8ea9d20e1576&oe=57939751)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 15, 2016, 04:58:45 AM
Booooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on March 15, 2016, 02:45:38 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e9/54/ee/e954ee9d3d35f8c2217697c8f6822863.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 15, 2016, 02:46:37 PM
^nice!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 15, 2016, 02:56:27 PM
(http://img.memecdn.com/maul-get-it-nvm_o_4449375.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 15, 2016, 02:57:43 PM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)

I thought it was your low selfesteem
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 15, 2016, 05:05:25 PM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)

I thought it was your low selfesteem

Po tay toe, po tah toe
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 05:36:35 PM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)

I thought it was your low selfesteem

Po tay toe, po tah toe

Taters gonna tate.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 15, 2016, 05:39:01 PM
Poe's gonna Edgar Allen.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 15, 2016, 05:42:36 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12814724_1151706154853686_9201325557548244013_n.jpg?oh=524db1e43d9ad766ca062522199948cf&oe=574B9FE1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 15, 2016, 05:43:46 PM
Bayo won the thread for today!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 05:45:10 PM
You know Brant's been holding that for a few years...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 15, 2016, 05:57:22 PM
You know Brant's been holding that for a few years...

Just saw that one today.  Eyes of Marge I'd been holding onto
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: LongBlade on March 15, 2016, 09:08:23 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ce/ce82c5723480ece85bfc44ac4cd5c4330c038729916407fec2db8007a36b9e29.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 16, 2016, 01:00:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UOOKPKK.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on March 17, 2016, 07:30:50 AM
I did in fact Lol hard at the DBZ joke.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2016, 12:16:12 PM
yes, this is a stretch

yes, it's still funny

no, MD hasn't developed any better sense of humor

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/944967_653241974813667_7492255740365003470_n.png?oh=ad13e6c8a1af68f8351b3c0475f5bb36&oe=575283B0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 17, 2016, 03:36:21 PM
Irish Baker obsessed with efficiency? Invents four-loaf cleaver
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 17, 2016, 03:51:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xLym0Fv.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on March 17, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
yes, this is a stretch

yes, it's still funny

no, MD hasn't developed any better sense of humor

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/944967_653241974813667_7492255740365003470_n.png?oh=ad13e6c8a1af68f8351b3c0475f5bb36&oe=575283B0)

Piss. Poor

I expect a look of haughty derision and a head shake from MD will ensue
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 17, 2016, 05:07:46 PM
Done!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 24, 2016, 06:53:01 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/19683_354338878096557_3292887607657724178_n.jpg?oh=477d8301cd148c32fc9cdaf9399104f8&oe=57872732)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 27, 2016, 08:21:36 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12321551_10154024365342594_8061468927925439927_n.jpg?oh=a3b17b5376cab8e9d8d12bb0a2496c87&oe=57908DED)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 27, 2016, 08:24:07 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/946189_948498271924361_6328169129287140867_n.png?oh=2d7758bd5589cfcdb68c4043f7a9f7e8&oe=574A418E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 27, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0714/potter-puns-rise-planet-snapes.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 30, 2016, 06:30:24 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12936535_1023670934374049_6335211565298804793_n.jpg?oh=0c3e29f6119b46a069ae45d1d555c822&oe=57805EAE)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 30, 2016, 08:34:40 AM
ROFL :-)))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 30, 2016, 05:22:45 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img8/20160330/640/hilarious_memes_that_will_make_your_day_640_48.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2016, 07:02:45 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12512762_1747150082171391_5276674522897756566_n.jpg?oh=5f5663a085f3e0d5cd4681bdbf57c5bd&oe=577E5598)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 31, 2016, 07:49:02 PM
Did you have to drag the Silver Surfer into the middle of this?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2016, 07:52:15 PM
He just blends in
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 31, 2016, 08:55:26 PM
Boooooooooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 01, 2016, 02:10:20 PM
1.) "Alloy" == "ally" is too far a stretch even for me. Worse than if they were pulled out of uranium.

2.) Silver and Iron aren't alloys, they're elements. (Although IM hasn't worn an actual iron suit since Mark I; it is in fact an alloy of other elements.)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 01, 2016, 02:56:19 PM
Ah, metallurgy. Now I could tell you a thing or two............
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 01, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
Ah, metallurgy. Now I could tell you a thing or two............

Metallurgy- is that like having a strong craving for listening to vintage Black Sabbath?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2016, 11:12:17 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12936604_1066027076789914_3467609516280288834_n.jpg?oh=f1539421be6dd0d313a6f360c71278ba&oe=57779FF4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 02, 2016, 11:33:22 AM
You're killing me man -smh-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2016, 05:12:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12791079_1109538585755501_8203763220497227407_n.jpg?oh=3dd2e31b2763e51bb6fc9c13aef02a4c&oe=577EC052)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 02, 2016, 11:16:35 PM
That one I like ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 04, 2016, 07:32:30 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10484048_1000147510050617_3039082884944366466_n.jpg?oh=d7293a1deb3bac2f0aa7ef81242ed50e&oe=57B90EA4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 04, 2016, 07:39:48 PM
Awwww...that's terrible.  Now the puns are in foreign languages?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on April 05, 2016, 07:11:47 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12512782_867142586728378_4435462301956187062_n.jpg?oh=47f07e6cea911ac6112c017a1df7f023&oe=5784FEE2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 05, 2016, 07:18:25 PM
^ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 06, 2016, 06:44:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Q4WU63q.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 06, 2016, 07:34:58 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12919774_1136458573045192_3481158184592961598_n.jpg?oh=fab0cba96b994f68d9c96b4eb1d2ceae&oe=5788BC56)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 06, 2016, 07:38:47 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12523962_608448319320608_128165798020660625_n.jpg?oh=08f9286791a3f890f37ef057873bbb00&oe=578A998C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 07, 2016, 04:15:18 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12065567_682463235222192_6066933575526491855_n.jpg?oh=e25b0d536bf9351e13e95e5601ef631b&oe=5779211B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 07, 2016, 04:48:00 AM
Ok.  I'll give you the Simon & Garfunkel one.  That was pretty good.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 07, 2016, 06:41:12 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1211ca.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 07, 2016, 06:46:20 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/931577-14.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 08, 2016, 05:22:43 AM
(http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r624/MichaelE6/1%20DAVE.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 08, 2016, 04:26:15 PM
Shouldn't they just call him Dav?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 08, 2016, 06:18:16 PM
Dav...Daffyd?

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 11, 2016, 04:22:11 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12936733_1898902550336390_5218301411493113231_n.jpg?oh=abc1b7ff70e06efb9f092a244729f060&oe=57809A13)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 11, 2016, 05:04:57 AM
Terrible.  Just...terrible.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 13, 2016, 07:43:38 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2016-04-13-1312.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: avrotim on April 13, 2016, 01:42:42 PM
doesnt seem mean so much as angry.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 13, 2016, 02:05:43 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13010608_1147426008602059_2571215355797607906_n.jpg?oh=b3c15babcc0c781b0bfd6a4df833eb98&oe=57729C9D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 13, 2016, 05:38:52 PM
LOL.... that's really bad....  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 13, 2016, 06:23:56 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/virgin-america-employee-has-a-little-fun-with-departure-sign-19-photos-3.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 14, 2016, 09:25:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vBbTMaN.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 14, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
I LOL'ed waaaaay more than that deserved
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 15, 2016, 12:13:27 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/want-versus-need-objects-items-6.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 15, 2016, 06:31:09 PM
You are all horrible people.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 17, 2016, 05:41:54 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10487280_1108496079171893_3673504771450098740_n.jpg?oh=24925128003a9a68d9f55431ed8739d5&oe=57BF9705)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 17, 2016, 06:47:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Yrz6mpf.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 17, 2016, 06:49:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ByaL2N.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 19, 2016, 02:48:49 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12321330_825361660943192_5647354072082630110_n.jpg?oh=4bb4f93f48f9c1d9439e3420b458ac6c&oe=5772BB59)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 20, 2016, 05:03:10 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160420/640/daily_picdump_2095_640_81.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 20, 2016, 05:03:52 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160420/640/daily_picdump_2095_640_83.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 20, 2016, 07:54:44 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12974395_1179009038810486_4247366991444414792_n.jpg?oh=59540c83f42f6946d64084a4b994b01d&oe=57A61252)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 20, 2016, 08:00:02 PM
-smh-

Long way to go for not much pay off.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 22, 2016, 11:30:53 AM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160420/640/daily_picdump_2095_640_83.jpg)

While I think I get the joke, I'm failing to see how it's a pun...?  ???
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 27, 2016, 08:08:34 PM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/13062436_10100625916959592_1086994110591514801_n.jpg?oh=dfb351f57f4ea9a5aa66e433f4d4f1ce&oe=57C0530C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 27, 2016, 08:21:22 PM
Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 28, 2016, 03:12:45 PM
Is there any way for you to engineer your own disappearance?

That was such a tortuous story-pun that I think its in a new category... Dad Puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2016, 04:40:01 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/renaissance-masterpieces-made-better-by-the-internet-37-photos-28.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2016, 04:40:57 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/renaissance-masterpieces-made-better-by-the-internet-37-photos-36.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2016, 04:42:10 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/renaissance-masterpieces-made-better-by-the-internet-37-photos-13.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2016, 04:43:22 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/renaissance-masterpieces-made-better-by-the-internet-37-photos-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 28, 2016, 06:35:07 PM
Please stop.  Those are crimes against the English language.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 28, 2016, 07:31:17 PM
Sound like they got your Bach against the wall there.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2016, 09:14:12 PM
Sound like they got your Bach against the wall there.

He can't stanza no more.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2016, 04:01:35 AM
y'all need to give him a minuet to digest the humor
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on April 29, 2016, 04:25:19 PM
y'all need to give him a minuet to digest the humor


Dunno waltz the matter with MD or why he has D'major problem with all these puns ! But I'm sure he'll be right Bach at y'all  :D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 29, 2016, 05:35:11 PM
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis.  I excoriate you for joining them :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2016, 06:19:15 PM
Dude, don't b-flat
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on April 30, 2016, 06:10:19 AM
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis.  I excoriate you for joining them :P

Well I'm honoured to be inducted into the pun hall of fame with the rest of my fearless groghead punsters ! O:-)  I'll take your criticism MD as proof I've just joined the ranks as "one of the guys "  ;D  hahahahaha , they don't see life in black and white , they take note of life's classical and cheesy puns , and maestro just add that they /we take great delight in annoying you greatly with them  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 07:06:08 AM
I admire your ability to pun with the rest, Emeraldlis.  I excoriate you for joining them :P

Well I'm honoured to be inducted into the pun hall of fame with the rest of my fearless groghead punsters ! O:-)  I'll take your criticism MD as proof I've just joined the ranks as "one of the guys "  ;D  hahahahaha , they don't see life in black and white , they take note of life's classical and cheesy puns , and maestro just add that they /we take great delight in annoying you greatly with them  :2funny:

That attitude of glee at causing mental anguish to a fellow forumite is what makes this place what it is.  Welcome to the ranks of the great punsters!  Annoying the Dog of Metal for over four years now.  You can all go suck an egg :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 30, 2016, 08:12:49 AM
Ha! You're singing a different tune now, then.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 08:49:27 AM
You can all go suck an egg :P

For making a yolk?

You're just a bitter shell of the Dog we once knew...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 30, 2016, 11:33:51 AM
..or his memory is getting scrambled.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 12:23:47 PM
Ha! You're singing a different tune now, then.

Nah.  No sense in being mean to someone who shows no animus.  I save that for all you jerks :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 02:20:47 PM
that one on the right?  That's not just a Dog, it's a Metal Dog

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13094109_1112788118765074_6574403556472268583_n.jpg?oh=7707c5fdecf8a5c7a82550ae69c2433e&oe=57B58EEF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 03:24:55 PM
If someone can figure out how to cut that dog out, I will use it as my avatar.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 05:18:30 PM
If someone can figure out how to cut that dog out, I will use it as my avatar.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 07:00:02 PM
Thank you, sir!  How does it look?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Ubercat on April 30, 2016, 07:29:50 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 30, 2016, 08:06:46 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[

He'll be back...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2016, 08:17:51 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[
He'll be back...

Not if Ahmet has anything to say about it
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2016, 08:51:51 PM
I'm going to miss Frank.  :-[

He'll be back...


 O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on May 01, 2016, 10:18:51 AM
that one on the right?  That's not just a Dog, it's a Metal Dog

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13094109_1112788118765074_6574403556472268583_n.jpg?oh=7707c5fdecf8a5c7a82550ae69c2433e&oe=57B58EEF)


OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back  :D  you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that  :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !!  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 11:21:28 AM
Great.  Another added to the ranks.  I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 01, 2016, 11:25:57 AM
Please stop.  Those are crimes against the English language.

Do you want to hear the jump-rope joke?

Or should I ...

.

.

.

.

.

skip it?

(http://bayonetgames.com/blogart/roflmao.gif) (http://bayonetgames.com/blogart/roflmao.gif) (http://bayonetgames.com/blogart/roflmao.gif) (http://bayonetgames.com/blogart/roflmao.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on May 01, 2016, 11:53:23 AM
https://www.facebook.com/fortafyfans/videos/1510593355701668/?fref=nf
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 01, 2016, 11:59:26 AM
Great.  Another added to the ranks.  I'm beginning to think there aren't very many right thinking people in the world anymore :(

..its not all that bad, you have me, after all :-)))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on May 01, 2016, 12:02:53 PM
OMG , Brant , that made me howl laughing !!  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: That picture totally suits you MD , please never bring frank back  :D  you'd have to be cracked in the head to do that  :idiot2: And I shall of course now take great pride in annoying you as much as possible !!  :P

DITTOS!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 12:25:33 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 01, 2016, 01:43:22 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

The ghost of MetalDog
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 01, 2016, 02:09:15 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

The ghost of MetalDog

MetalGhostDog: The Way of the Punurai
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on May 01, 2016, 02:28:45 PM
Go on.  You all have your fun.  When I am dead and gone, who will you have to torment?!

MD's tombstone ........" Here lies the mortal remains of MD in the graveyard at the dead center of town . Always missed , my aim is poor of late , but never forgotten .....what was the dudes name again ? Tormented in life , tormented in death by the inescapable puns of the groghead punsters . May you rest in peace-ish , until the next pun comes your way "  >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 01, 2016, 04:17:24 PM
^ROFL
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 05:51:34 PM
:P


To all of you.


-humph-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on May 01, 2016, 06:35:02 PM
Here, let me scratch behind your ears to make you feel better.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 01, 2016, 06:57:45 PM
He's a good Dog!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 01, 2016, 08:53:42 PM
woof
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 02, 2016, 04:30:57 AM
I just wish he would stop chasing motorbikes.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on May 02, 2016, 05:08:51 AM
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D  But , oh well , in the line of duty and all ,I must continue ..... :P

So how are you today MD ?,feeling a little "woof" around the edges  ;)

I just wish he would stop chasing motorbikes.

LOL, i heard the mailman doesn't get his hand through the letterbox at MD's house without getting "woofed up "  :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 02, 2016, 04:11:06 PM
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D 

You should have gone with your first instinct.  Because, seriously, I am overwhelmingly adorable.  And now you've made me sad :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on May 03, 2016, 08:09:22 AM
The thing is I don't know if I can pun you when I see your puppy dog face , it's just.....it's.just....it's
.just......too" CUE-WT" !!! It's overwhelmingly adorable ........ :D 

You should have gone with your first instinct.  Because, seriously, I am overwhelmingly adorable.  And now you've made me sad :(

Aw mate , your sadness has given me paws for thought ......but honestly I just can't keep these egg-cellent puns of mine on a leash  :P  I don't wanna make you sad or drive you quackers , or walk on egg shells with you ...........but , I'm afraid the puns must go on , I just canine help myself  O0 but it is adorable of you to let us , tee hee !!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 03, 2016, 06:22:35 PM
You certainly seem to have a knack for it.  You'll fit right in with the rest of the crazies.  And with a 'teehee' no less!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on May 04, 2016, 06:25:32 AM
I feel right at home  :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 05, 2016, 08:08:31 AM
(http://funnytweeter.com/image/?tweet_id=94381.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 05, 2016, 04:05:09 PM
Quote
do re you fa so la ti do"

Ugh I'm sorry Karen but you're fired from the musical

"What! Why?"

Listen, it's not you, it's mi
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 05, 2016, 08:29:27 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177377_1024050540981831_5844123625217645348_n.jpg?oh=91aecacf481c767823db14c59ee1ed5a&oe=579BC0FB)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 08, 2016, 04:03:34 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160504/640/funny_picdump_1204_640_01.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 09, 2016, 04:38:58 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/f98a8870f2b70133593b005056a9545d)



you wish ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 09, 2016, 04:55:23 AM
I do!!!!  How do I set one up?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 09, 2016, 05:08:24 AM
I do!!!!  How do I set one up?!

You need friends..... on your side....  ;)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 09, 2016, 04:56:22 PM
 :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 18, 2016, 06:01:25 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2016-05-18-1335.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 21, 2016, 01:01:36 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160521/640/these_jokes_might_be_just_the_sort_of_thing_that_will_crack_you_up_640_13.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 21, 2016, 01:16:33 PM
Addicmirth just doesn't have the same ring  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 25, 2016, 04:18:50 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13244821_1051672638241465_7749773291067728_n.jpg?oh=4d09bde640f156933a5570b70a8a6c11&oe=57E46713)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 25, 2016, 04:49:44 AM
Hoots, mon - I gave a wee chuckle :-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 25, 2016, 05:50:04 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/walter-white-tells-a-dad-joke1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2016, 06:28:34 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160523/640/amusing_memes_to_make_you_laugh_out_loud_640_high_28.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2016, 06:32:18 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160523/640/amusing_memes_to_make_you_laugh_out_loud_640_high_39.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 25, 2016, 06:55:38 PM
Booooooooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 26, 2016, 04:46:16 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160526/640/daily_picdump_2126_640_26.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 26, 2016, 07:22:30 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13254607_473273489543170_6466720677723659293_n.jpg?oh=88c4ecd6ed62c03229cd7b09a2ec7337&oe=57CE81D0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bbmike on May 26, 2016, 07:31:41 PM
^I'm gonna go all Sheldon here, UB40 released that in 1983 so wouldn't IB33?

[edit]Nevermind. Too much scotch again.  :crazy2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Arctic Blast on May 26, 2016, 10:40:24 PM

[edit]Nevermind. Too much scotch again.  :crazy2:

I'm sorry, but this line makes absolutely no sense...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on May 27, 2016, 10:17:38 AM
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Arctic Blast on May 27, 2016, 11:14:09 PM
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.

I just meant that the concept of too much scotch makes no sense. There is no such thing as too much scotch...or bourbon...or beer.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 29, 2016, 07:34:36 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/34cbfec0e97e01335580005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2016, 08:25:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yAczExJ.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2016, 08:27:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pKtSNce.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2016, 08:28:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/R8JcxtS.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2016, 08:29:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/a8uowNK.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 30, 2016, 08:42:15 AM
You really do set out to dig up some terrible sh*t, don't you?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2016, 08:43:10 AM
You really do set out to dig up some terrible sh*t, don't you?

I like to challenge myself.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 30, 2016, 09:14:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/a8uowNK.png)

 :2funny:
 O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2016, 10:28:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YI3OI6k.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on May 31, 2016, 11:49:48 AM
Oh chortle!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on June 01, 2016, 07:07:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YI3OI6k.jpg)

Oh ,that is a good one , ROFL  :2funny: :2funny:  O0 
I bet sitting round that table would just drive you around the bend !!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 02, 2016, 01:17:04 PM
(http://vidyasury.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Puns-and-Parodies-vidya-sury-223x300.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 02, 2016, 01:18:37 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/pun_on_puns_card-r2420ff29e6314ae983cf100e61ddee7e_xvuat_8byvr_324.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 02, 2016, 04:57:35 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img9/20160602/640/when_creative_managers_work_in_a_store_640_19.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on June 03, 2016, 05:12:57 AM
^ROFL
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Toonces on June 03, 2016, 06:06:41 AM
It does on these forums. Though it would make much more sense coming from Toonces.

In all fairness, I had to read that quote twice.  I was all like, "did I really write that?" and then saw it was bbmike.   :-[   ;)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:07:15 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/35/16/363516eaeb1f3abf8626f4c83a0e6cfa.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:07:47 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/42/b4/5b/42b45bc1c1a2af523c811d4eb29d31e2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:10:55 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-lando-lakes.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:11:26 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-von-trap.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:11:50 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-wickey-good.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 03, 2016, 11:12:26 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/darth-fader.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on June 03, 2016, 12:53:14 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-von-trap.jpg)

Coffee spew,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 03, 2016, 01:44:06 PM
I know, right? How can she be an admiral? Austria doesn't even have a navy!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on June 03, 2016, 06:38:53 PM
I know, right? How can she be an admiral? Austria doesn't even have a navy!

BTW, where is Admiral Jeff?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 03, 2016, 08:13:43 PM
Ok.  I laughed at a couple of those.  Not saying which ones, but......
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 04, 2016, 12:22:32 AM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/darth-fader.jpg)

I've known some people with that on their mixing board.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 04, 2016, 03:55:59 AM
Ok.  I laughed at a couple of those.  Not saying which ones, but......

It was this one, wasn't it?

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/star-wars-pun-wickey-good.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 04, 2016, 07:03:17 AM
Yeah.  That was one of them  :-[
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2016, 05:45:56 AM
hey MD - baseball and puns!

(http://assets.amuniversal.com/160d8920ee350133576c005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 06:42:08 AM
^that's just cruel
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 06:42:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/R0y05cQ.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 06:56:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/12VMSJV.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:24:50 AM
(http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/img/work/drewbacca3.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:25:21 AM
(http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/img/work/drewbacca6.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:25:54 AM
(http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/img/work/drewbacca9.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 05, 2016, 08:31:05 AM
Oh man....  :buck2:  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:32:33 AM
More here - http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/portfolio/drewbacca.html
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 05, 2016, 08:33:09 AM
is there a sick flu-bacca?

what about an adhesive glue-bacca?

his twin two-dacca?  <------- edit:  apparently this one is there (I was typing before mirth ninja'ed me with the link
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:38:49 AM
I think Kungfubacca is my favorite!


(http://www.joe-stone.co.uk/img/work/drewbacca12.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 05, 2016, 08:43:51 AM
hey MD - baseball and puns!

(http://assets.amuniversal.com/160d8920ee350133576c005056a9545d)

the estates of Abbott and Costello want their royalties.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 08:45:01 AM
Abbot and Costello weren't royalty
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 05, 2016, 10:20:03 AM
No.  But they were the foremost performers of that Pearls Before Swine cartoon.  They should get paid for its use. :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 05, 2016, 10:47:55 AM
To be fair, Abbot and Costello were kings of comedy.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 08, 2016, 05:40:37 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13062491_10206207789058640_3469381969634570247_n.jpg?oh=7681cef0f4baf2c42c6d31416f6e7bae&oe=57D637D2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 08, 2016, 12:39:01 PM
When I find someone accusing someone of something that's not only false, but which the accuser is actually doing himself, I'll say that's a case of the pot calling the kettle "marijuana".

This happens with some frequency.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on June 08, 2016, 12:57:43 PM
..is that the sound of legs being slapped?..............
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 08, 2016, 06:24:10 PM
..is that the sound of legs being slapped?..............

No... it's the sound of one hand clapping...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 09, 2016, 10:42:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6tVO6dW.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on June 09, 2016, 04:50:24 PM
Those little mutts always make me chuckle, no matter how bad the funneh...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 09, 2016, 06:36:30 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-419-26.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 12, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/15q0v2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 14, 2016, 11:51:59 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/perfect-lowbrow-humor-photos-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 14, 2016, 11:56:39 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/perfect-lowbrow-humor-photos-1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 14, 2016, 02:23:54 PM
It's smaller on the inside. But does have a swimming pool you can fall into. Sort of.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 14, 2016, 04:29:46 PM
The famous time machine of Dr. Poo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 15, 2016, 04:57:02 AM
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13450222_1164858480202882_1736167977739757362_n.jpg?oh=5b4f984e18926d28a1e76525f96042b7&oe=57FF1424)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 19, 2016, 10:01:08 AM
(http://undeadwalking.com/files/2016/06/931577-15.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 19, 2016, 10:19:23 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/thanks-dads-for-making-us-laugh-25-photos-5.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 21, 2016, 07:08:14 AM
Oof, that last one felt especially forced...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 21, 2016, 09:52:42 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13427914_10154217491561730_8239637258923086936_n.jpg?oh=9e3d862f98e73152d90cc5764b5170ef&oe=57F80ED1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 22, 2016, 06:42:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/481232_10150875476036577_1507328679_n.jpg?oh=f5a97f0f14d8172e9cc9104c4ae0ec3e&oe=57C70921)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 22, 2016, 06:42:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mUWTHfr.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lhw8BDV.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qp7vBFx.jpg?1)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 23, 2016, 06:27:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vNwX1wZ.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 23, 2016, 07:32:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12507582_822459381196748_8659314850939265451_n.jpg?oh=07f6132d800f762fe20fe80b6d1dbd75&oe=57F95934)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on June 23, 2016, 06:00:02 PM
He stood up for his Princip(les).
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on June 25, 2016, 01:10:24 AM
Rules to live by.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 25, 2016, 05:42:49 AM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 25, 2016, 05:07:30 PM
I'm pretty sure the list was supposed to be satirical criticism of punners.

So, don't pan the satire. Even though I just fulfilled most of those rules. I AM A HERO AND HILARIOUS!! {laughing uncontrollably} O0 O:-)









Pan



the Satyr
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 27, 2016, 06:09:26 PM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.

we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 07:50:51 PM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.

we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.


I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 27, 2016, 08:04:49 PM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.

we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.


I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!

Embrace the Goarfury.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 27, 2016, 08:08:35 PM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.

we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.


I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!

Embrace the Goarfury.

I refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 27, 2016, 08:47:47 PM
I refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.

you're going to run out of things to embrace in a hurry
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Arctic Blast on June 28, 2016, 07:47:05 PM
So what you are saying is, amuse yourself and F*CK everyone else?  I can respect that.  Carry on.

we've been saying that for 85 pages in this thread alone.


I might have understood if you people hadn't put all those PUNS in the way!!

Embrace the Goarfury.

I refuse to embrace anything that Star has touched.

Probably a good policy unless you're wearing a HazMat suit.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on June 29, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13516470_915478058561497_5397533760044852556_n.png?oh=9ecd82624f1594c8905ed6eeb6b8a2af&oe=57F91837)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Boggit on June 29, 2016, 04:35:00 PM
It's tempting to rename this thread "Pun ic Wars"... >:D  :2funny:

(Apologies MD :-X :-[ ;))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 29, 2016, 06:46:01 PM
Don't make me come over there!  (Shakes fist impotently!!)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Boggit on June 30, 2016, 11:59:35 AM
Don't make me come over there!  (Shakes fist impotently!!)
:2funny: >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2016, 06:05:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wwA9AKR.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2016, 06:12:11 PM
(http://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED162/56c7fbea22d93.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 05, 2016, 06:17:10 PM
oooooh....  pretty question marks!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2016, 06:54:29 PM
oooooh....  pretty question marks!

grrr
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 05, 2016, 07:20:20 PM
oooooh....  pretty question marks!

grrr

Looking good Billy Ray!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 06, 2016, 04:54:17 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ab/18/0b/ab180b644c478b1b53202067e4261a20.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 06, 2016, 05:19:56 PM
Two of them?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 06, 2016, 06:02:40 PM
He's fond of the Spock-Sulu double team
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 08, 2016, 05:33:39 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13592205_1135950569795314_4355954876736403964_n.jpg?oh=466af07b1f7a93fa310e866de638fc04&oe=58310130)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2016, 06:06:58 AM
^Hilarious and unsettling.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on July 08, 2016, 06:31:14 AM
^Very shudder-inducing.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 08, 2016, 06:39:32 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/gnome_ann.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 08, 2016, 06:42:43 AM
<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on July 08, 2016, 07:06:41 AM
Odysseus pretended to be Gnome Ann when blinding the Cyclops.

He needed the extra courage.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 09, 2016, 10:20:13 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13615437_10209995863797185_2784529684529634562_n.jpg?oh=706281e5aabcc966eef43753eccfe64e&oe=5800536A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 12, 2016, 05:19:39 AM
probably posted before, but still funny

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11703099_10152914895445936_4130800761284092358_n.jpg?oh=5d98def296d720bd8fafa3074fce4ed9&oe=58318CD2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Nefaro on July 12, 2016, 12:47:15 PM
probably posted before, but still funny

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11703099_10152914895445936_4130800761284092358_n.jpg?oh=5d98def296d720bd8fafa3074fce4ed9&oe=58318CD2)



LOL!!

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 13, 2016, 03:41:47 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669071_1364740783550065_3498950729104385939_n.jpg?oh=b8530d6b3f525f63352213f65d43875c&oe=57E98AB0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 13, 2016, 04:06:42 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/17cz56.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 13, 2016, 05:38:53 PM
(http://risaslocas.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/no-sabia-que-ajar-es-medio-abierto-gracias-internetfuente.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 13, 2016, 06:25:17 PM
Did any one else feel compelled to slowly read the above out loud?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 13, 2016, 06:27:28 PM
Did any one else feel compelled to slowly read the above out loud?

No.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 13, 2016, 06:28:03 PM
OK, just me then.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 13, 2016, 06:32:14 PM
I did hear Jar Jar's voice as I read it, "Oh noes! Meesa in a jar!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 13, 2016, 06:35:38 PM
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/63349905.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 05:57:01 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13631479_1185721271449373_7492268391871431011_n.jpg?oh=55778311dac76c7a7249db3b2c937a5c&oe=57F5C77F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 05:57:20 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13592816_1185721121449388_5069557233852064361_n.jpg?oh=6b41eb86a41b0a255c79dc84f198d3fe&oe=57F4F371)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 05:59:24 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13626637_1184866751534825_9188774273831908874_n.jpg?oh=9e35e83abbe6fc4c5a36c24fef554e7f&oe=582BE32D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 06:00:45 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13619979_1182915461729954_4038832320051980793_n.jpg?oh=7c2fe3da63ff49ab0fe8f61aa7562cc0&oe=57F82151)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 06:03:10 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557838_1180394145315419_8344818605591071018_n.jpg?oh=5082cc17cbf8bf4b09732540b425ce9f&oe=58294B1A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 14, 2016, 06:04:44 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13508977_1178367268851440_2697746689782162593_n.jpg?oh=ba698945ab7c88837f1fa5e14db55a09&oe=5834ED7C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 14, 2016, 06:09:38 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557838_1180394145315419_8344818605591071018_n.jpg?oh=5082cc17cbf8bf4b09732540b425ce9f&oe=58294B1A)

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 14, 2016, 09:03:23 AM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13626506_612581875590212_7923436186306907345_n.jpg?oh=403c40b3029382903fb30e25365b3d94&oe=58245E52)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 15, 2016, 05:28:55 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13731728_1278939398800393_4279124881370365019_n.png?oh=590c1a01a8883f7872d1ea8ead3dff07&oe=57F634AF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 15, 2016, 05:31:03 PM
For that, you should be sent to the Gulag!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:07:10 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13612277_614853755347352_789755388732808116_n.jpg?oh=b3b6912162dba01320a690ababce77d6&oe=57F6D0D5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:23:12 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13508977_1178367268851440_2697746689782162593_n.jpg?oh=ba698945ab7c88837f1fa5e14db55a09&oe=5834ED7C)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13508868_1176684679019699_5795799444138723974_n.jpg?oh=436e4ae0356719ef81ea9a81a4a91d8e&oe=57F4B657)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13533154_1176680969020070_1782650726953044266_n.jpg?oh=34214c434d051f810e922bb9925835da&oe=5822E2E1)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13438821_1176280765726757_4316827717992398234_n.jpg?oh=ac7e70af8d39f99338a52cb478513fba&oe=5820F8C7)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13532935_1176278749060292_6830104075156353162_n.jpg?oh=0d0846327c174f358880b8d6f954cbc5&oe=57E8DA6E)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13529104_1176276459060521_6486304506411838091_n.jpg?oh=67b5940abbac12b086c34c7815d8463a&oe=5821DB4F)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13495112_1174758535878980_6196879329120421810_n.jpg?oh=3b78aba26dabfb8aea72c41bbf27701c&oe=57F50D17)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13494969_1174165825938251_6550556018556983384_n.jpg?oh=ddc9683d35b8864995c531b3908c2208&oe=57EFD702)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/13502077_1172899576064876_2404007313973562635_n.jpg?oh=aef3e7226b1030ce2f0324b343bdee6a&oe=57EB6030)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466382_1171788536175980_3026975864636876109_n.jpg?oh=4a3193d84eb2bd7f22688fb4f35b1b00&oe=5828D145)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13494828_1171787799509387_3720939965949228577_n.jpg?oh=99074385faa71509ae9ee141d5fde57c&oe=57EEC22C)


annnnnnnnd....

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13427901_1171787162842784_1662465240430547133_n.jpg?oh=7212ea3d3a8f727d59e0d7c98fd494c3&oe=582B9C15)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:27:19 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13423980_1167783069909860_7475511379473187648_n.jpg?oh=8ad9fcc785d077a3535d15d26c1915ef&oe=57F50043)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:40:35 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263822_1155861221102045_3873306613712265357_n.jpg?oh=3046efc6ba17c056428fd1bae8c39e2f&oe=57F16B6D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:40:55 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13325457_1163863983635102_4185969948591649176_n.jpg?oh=68c90c2f924b2101e028ed663de4815d&oe=582E70D7)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 09:41:09 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267920_1159382877416546_6856761403012300757_n.jpg?oh=7041f4fcdba9b7a22fb4e0170c9edb29&oe=5826DA20)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 16, 2016, 10:46:26 AM
You are a mean man.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 11:11:07 AM
I'm just warming up :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 16, 2016, 12:12:15 PM
What have you been doing the previous 89 pages?!?!?!??!!??!?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 16, 2016, 04:14:07 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13709785_1189889964365710_9135949920410522295_n.jpg?oh=cd5a4612289b5125e14480c6a577c548&oe=57F3B953)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 17, 2016, 06:06:30 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13709811_1158263720898672_3661599089671573921_n.png?oh=3744aab7708864af81e92590bf47c924&oe=5833D4AC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 18, 2016, 06:18:04 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1468679392-20160716.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 18, 2016, 06:55:03 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13238966_1155531601135007_7583517606066984400_n.jpg?oh=48051ab12e40f7896e341c09d507223c&oe=581F01A1)


(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13256038_1155528504468650_2654029993782575895_n.jpg?oh=1e80c2ffdcb2735b3e87bc2708ba100b&oe=57F064F4)


(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13241357_1151046724916828_7720678332135631981_n.jpg?oh=aebddfdda14c93fd0fc1617570f9b95c&oe=5835795A)


(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13220889_1154425927912241_7986432517871750982_n.jpg?oh=684d03da6b36c83adda0e82a7fb80898&oe=58244580)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 18, 2016, 06:59:21 PM



[img]https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13220889_1154425927912241_7986432517871750982_n.jpg?oh=684d03da6b36c83adda0e82a7fb80898&oe=58244580/img]



^Missing bracket. Had you accidentally spelled the tag [/mg] it would have been even funnier.  :))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 22, 2016, 09:26:08 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13680867_294998337557540_5377997790298274212_n.jpg?oh=6244947536edbc62dd640aded6eb10c4&oe=57ED5F82)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 22, 2016, 09:26:28 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13680933_10157229354310268_3492962458567271109_n.jpg?oh=f8412d92b47508c899fe5231aee60b39&oe=57EB8FC3)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2016, 09:39:43 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4e/be/00/4ebe001921eb8b1da019afd4f16aa121.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2016, 09:40:09 AM
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/132/401/tumblr_llbhweNeUd1qdrtr5o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2016, 09:41:37 AM
(http://i2.wp.com/memecollection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/297657.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2016, 09:43:30 AM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201512_1526_acbhd_sm.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 22, 2016, 09:43:40 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/48/1d/d7481d6feb5d3ddcd6d23686f4949fe2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 22, 2016, 02:07:10 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669778_10210844528973755_3006844840827000870_n.jpg?oh=44ee6e9c89b5b40d62f045d22e5d31e8&oe=58234057)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 23, 2016, 08:45:09 AM
(http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.25989955.9944/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 23, 2016, 09:17:39 AM
Boooooo.  Try harder.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 23, 2016, 12:46:00 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0e/60/ab/0e60ab1f9ad9e8181837c37ee7f4797c.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 23, 2016, 02:14:39 PM
Better.  And that's not thyme.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 23, 2016, 02:48:47 PM
Thumthing else?

Reeferesh our memories as tea what it could be.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 23, 2016, 04:52:45 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d9/e0/26/d9e0266de65275920d2d3d66c5bf48b0.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on July 25, 2016, 06:26:37 AM
Surely you'd admit the sea prompt / DOS thing was good, MD!

(...didn't type "shorely", argh!)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 25, 2016, 05:04:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707777_1195528137135226_7715961219915366795_n.jpg?oh=2f332dd90f2a42f2a4adf4129dc53689&oe=582C50D7)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 25, 2016, 05:05:07 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13690611_1194830517204988_3310738715737711455_n.jpg?oh=5850c4bbe780b10229f5b368f7d7aa73&oe=5815146F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 25, 2016, 06:48:18 PM
Surely you'd admit the sea prompt / DOS thing was good, MD!

(...didn't type "shorely", argh!)


I would have had to understand it first.  I never worked on computers.  Don't have any clue about the workings of DOS, and while I know what a prompt is, a sea prompt (or maybe it is a c prompt), escapes me totally.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 26, 2016, 11:42:26 PM
C/:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 27, 2016, 05:31:37 AM
C/:

No...you mean, C:\>del *.*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 28, 2016, 10:29:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zS6XqUL.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 01, 2016, 05:13:28 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13906803_10208512128733177_6622804787028124835_n.jpg?oh=df59faa119053169ae12d2ae29c37f9e&oe=585D4D6A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 01, 2016, 07:58:30 AM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/13892062_10153977099893640_7568850803146427159_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=3d70c767e5d96adcec5594ec0e140a39&oe=585A46BC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 01, 2016, 08:14:26 AM
^ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 01, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
So now I have to know references from 50 years ago to get these puns?!?!  You guys are asking a lot.  :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 01, 2016, 06:08:36 PM
It wasn't 50 years ago quite yet...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on August 01, 2016, 07:52:24 PM
Next year it will be.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 02, 2016, 05:34:33 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/4bc4749034bc01349201005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 02, 2016, 05:35:02 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 02, 2016, 04:53:37 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13872787_1776872279191071_928324599615874443_n.jpg?oh=b6534520fcfc10e2ab191f64080c4f27&oe=5821E69A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 06:05:21 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13872787_1776872279191071_928324599615874443_n.jpg?oh=b6534520fcfc10e2ab191f64080c4f27&oe=5821E69A)


The last one you posted made me look back 50 years.  This one goes back more than 1500 years ago.  What next, bob's baby picture?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 02, 2016, 06:14:47 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13872787_1776872279191071_928324599615874443_n.jpg?oh=b6534520fcfc10e2ab191f64080c4f27&oe=5821E69A)


The last one you posted made me look back 50 years.  This one goes back more than 1500 years ago.  What next, bob's baby picture?

Yep. And then Windy's.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:09:27 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 02, 2016, 07:15:17 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)

HOLY SHIT!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on August 02, 2016, 07:21:34 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)

Maybe not a pict, but there are cave drawings in Southern France from when he was born.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:23:28 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)

HOLY SHIT!

Doesn't count.  I just reused what AR already posted.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 02, 2016, 07:24:34 PM
A repun is still a pun.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:25:14 PM
No chance of picts of that ;)

Maybe not a pict, but there are cave drawings in Southern France from when he was born.

Vive L'Ancient One!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 02, 2016, 07:26:07 PM
A repun is still a pun.

I am not going looking for it, but, several times earlier in this very thread, reused puns are disallowed.  So :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 02, 2016, 07:30:46 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/92/bb/0a/92bb0a3fe2e9098932c8988b8cf22276.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on August 03, 2016, 11:12:23 AM
I kept trying to make the subtitle fit the tune to "Um dillyillyilly umdillyai, Um dillyillyilly umdillyai", until I finally realized that wasn't intended. But should have been.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on August 03, 2016, 11:13:37 AM
So now I have to know references from 50 years ago to get these puns?!?!  You guys are asking a lot.  :(

Hey, we're as spare as what we ask of Gus!













(asparagus)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 03, 2016, 02:24:11 PM
(http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/deflategate-newspapers-IIAAYqnB.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 04, 2016, 05:13:22 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/550c20e7cdcaf91e3c5ce01a7186bd56_width-600.jpeg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 05, 2016, 02:24:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/reDsCiW.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 05, 2016, 05:57:22 AM
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/93/75/4303314b331072b6e5e1c4c04abf9d27-newspaper-writes-wittiest-bohemian-rhapsody-pun-in-existence.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 05, 2016, 05:59:38 AM
someone was having fun in the layout room
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 05:59:49 AM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13872787_1776872279191071_928324599615874443_n.jpg?oh=b6534520fcfc10e2ab191f64080c4f27&oe=5821E69A)


The last one you posted made me look back 50 years.  This one goes back more than 1500 years ago.  What next, bob's baby picture?

I like that - I've actually walked along that bit :-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 05, 2016, 06:00:53 AM
So how many Roman laborers had to yell at you to get off, they were still building there?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 06:02:57 AM
I was a hod carrier.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 05, 2016, 06:04:19 AM
Well, at least you knew the 'soft spots' for later when you told William Wallace about 'em.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 06:06:39 AM
Its a closely guarded secret.....or at least, it was until you blabbed :-(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 05, 2016, 06:09:36 AM
No, that was the Welsh I blabbed to. But they were too busy shagging sheep to care much about what happened that far north.

(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2759e307c9dc60ba609f046d225f40946f567c09a4fdd94d3bf93568357fe2f7_1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 06:11:23 AM
ROFL :-))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 05, 2016, 06:12:19 AM
Had to get it back on track, wot?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 06:46:47 AM
Wibble.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on August 05, 2016, 03:31:05 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13902767_813013398129_7442774347468476565_n.jpg?oh=c5c88af2e9bb68a1cd0903a393ed112a&oe=585DCD5E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on August 05, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
^snort :-))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 05, 2016, 09:27:27 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13902767_813013398129_7442774347468476565_n.jpg?oh=c5c88af2e9bb68a1cd0903a393ed112a&oe=585DCD5E)

You sir, are terrible.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on August 15, 2016, 09:18:34 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/the-weekend-is-in-sight-now-we-just-dgaf-210.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 18, 2016, 06:47:14 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13932903_1139179022807847_6342173703164028465_n.png?oh=8c095719991410386bce9314fcb37ed4&oe=58122EBF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on August 19, 2016, 08:23:40 AM
(http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2016-08-18-1386.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 19, 2016, 06:07:02 PM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/shitpost-level-bad-pun_o_3006001.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 26, 2016, 06:27:36 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14055108_1662774537085326_1950490006957429049_n.jpg?oh=847ac0f24ad656ac70a5ee41da715c4b&oe=58402C03)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 28, 2016, 10:42:34 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14051757_1301575483187796_4349253323543309322_n.jpg?oh=ec03a7a59ad54405f52115652fce7a1d&oe=585CC9FF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 28, 2016, 12:41:07 PM
Boo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 28, 2016, 12:47:22 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/30/f0/2b/30f02b7918430a73f55be3ee0ebd9e91.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 28, 2016, 12:52:10 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201406_2115_ibdii_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on August 28, 2016, 02:05:07 PM
Terrible.  Just terrible.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on August 28, 2016, 05:44:18 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/requiem-for-some-memes-43-photos-215.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 29, 2016, 05:43:33 AM
(http://img.memecdn.com/bad-puns-4---lima-bean_c_4390861.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 02, 2016, 06:31:12 AM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10150456_619958391417800_548052796_n.jpg?oh=a30f26d890d0d3d17887c488c5e8d27d&oe=583CB7F0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 02, 2016, 07:00:43 AM
Knotfurlong......snort..............I like it :-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 02, 2016, 06:40:26 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14117757_1173467699343308_3835405867226689165_n.jpg?oh=fb4b3cde1cc743eef52492444ecf5553&oe=5842293F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 02:00:35 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.

Quote
“A joke!” Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. “I’m corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you’ll be producing puns!”

   “At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge,” Owl replied.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 07:45:09 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.

Quote
“A joke!” Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. “I’m corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you’ll be producing puns!”

   “At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge,” Owl replied.


Know where I can get me one of those?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 08:11:29 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.

Quote
“A joke!” Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. “I’m corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you’ll be producing puns!”

   “At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge,” Owl replied.

Know where I can get me one of those?

I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that  >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 09:01:23 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.

Quote
“A joke!” Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. “I’m corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you’ll be producing puns!”

   “At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge,” Owl replied.

I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that  >:D


Know where I can get me one of those?


I don't sweat Auburn fans.  They can make as much noise as they'd like.  Punt, 'Bama, Punt or Kick Six, those are just the pithy sayings of second rate teams trying to make themselves look bigger against their 'rivals.'  Kind of like OSU fans not acknowledging, 'that school up north.'  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 09:16:33 PM
This is a snipped from David Weber's next book in his Safehold series, At the Sound of Triumph.

Quote
“A joke!” Nahrmahn laughed delightedly. “I’m corrupting you, Owl! Next thing, you’ll be producing puns!”

   “At which point I trust Commander Athrawes will be compassionate enough to order a complete memory purge,” Owl replied.

I'm sure some Auburn fans can help you with that  >:D


Know where I can get me one of those?


I don't sweat Auburn fans.  They can make as much noise as they'd like.  Punt, 'Bama, Punt or Kick Six, those are just the pithy sayings of second rate teams trying to make themselves look bigger against their 'rivals.'  Kind of like OSU fans not acknowledging, 'that school up north.'  ;)

We acknowledge Michigan State
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 04, 2016, 09:29:06 PM
We do, too.  They were a stop for Saban.  I wonder how another ex-NFL coach will do at that other Michigan school?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on September 04, 2016, 09:45:41 PM
I think he'll do very well. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 05, 2016, 01:28:08 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14237498_1224998730854960_8567411285208270359_n.jpg?oh=72176a3bfec15f81a55fcdff09b0d118&oe=583C7587)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14184517_1220997574588409_6535742204685211219_n.jpg?oh=e9562cad9e7629ea3e781e1c5b6edf20&oe=584AD2EC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 05, 2016, 02:51:36 PM
I'd say you save the really bad ones for when you REALLY want to tweak my nose.  Then I remember, they're ALL bad  :(  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 05, 2016, 02:53:06 PM
Oh noes!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 05, 2016, 03:05:51 PM
I'd say you save the really bad ones for when you REALLY want to tweak my nose.  Then I remember, they're ALL bad  :(  :P

....I thought we had already been using the really bad ones. We're saving the absolutely terrible ones for an emergency.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 05, 2016, 04:10:05 PM
Four years is a looooooong emergency, bob.  You can call it off any time you'd like ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 07, 2016, 06:31:25 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1473170543-20160906.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 07, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
You know I can't unsee that, right?  And it's your fault.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 09, 2016, 06:04:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Hh9h2IQ.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 09, 2016, 07:43:26 AM
That made me laugh much more than it should have done :-)

..teehee.....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on September 09, 2016, 08:34:17 AM
Because you're at the far end rocking the rifle
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on September 09, 2016, 10:11:08 AM
Si, senor.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 09, 2016, 03:41:44 PM
"Arriba!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 10, 2016, 04:41:28 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 11, 2016, 05:44:02 AM
especially for MD


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14192785_1275624862489049_8958404435135328208_n.jpg?oh=c34b0fcaa3fee765a6b20d9061161d17&oe=58480ED6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 11, 2016, 06:40:05 AM


 ???   ???   ???   :o   ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 11, 2016, 06:57:31 AM
You got me there, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on September 13, 2016, 09:43:37 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/lowbrow-jokes-pictures-funny-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on September 14, 2016, 05:54:23 AM
Needs an ISIS Cell for completion.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 14, 2016, 09:15:22 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344889_1108579485844637_7376367277685742571_n.jpg?oh=de4db41e6b79131a2c71db88664de41f&oe=58714FED)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 14, 2016, 07:20:56 PM
Boo hiss
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 14, 2016, 11:49:07 PM
it would be more correct if it said Harrier II.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 15, 2016, 04:24:02 AM
it would be more correct if it said Harrier II.

Pussy-whipped and pedantic. Sad.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 16, 2016, 04:31:57 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344137_970793833029919_6273083315634659204_n.jpg?oh=8036455d84fe4bbcfa6130c69661bdf1&oe=587F3912)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 16, 2016, 04:32:15 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on September 16, 2016, 04:35:47 AM
I camembert to hear about tragedies such as that.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on September 18, 2016, 09:08:33 PM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14224821_1780918288862892_3741384560474144690_n.png?oh=195a190b0565cd005dd1128d0494b5d7&oe=58777C30)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on September 18, 2016, 10:04:09 PM
That hot sun and swampy weather has rotted your brain, son.  Wear a hat and get into the shade.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 20, 2016, 04:25:28 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14264983_10157495739970707_6094431704020275868_n.jpg?oh=1759f4924b6ace4c1d2316432bffd790&oe=586A826D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on September 30, 2016, 10:30:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gno3AjA.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on September 30, 2016, 05:00:44 PM
Key phrase left off: be a man that walks 500 miles...

But I guess in this day and age, you can sexually identify yourself as a tractor trailer and not worry about having your widdle feewwwings hurt.  :buck2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 04, 2016, 08:28:29 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/cool-pregnant-woman-coma-names.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 04, 2016, 09:13:35 AM
O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 05, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/72813286d631c74ad3dbf07c8577cfea.jpeg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 05, 2016, 08:20:39 PM
Ok.  That one's good, too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2016, 09:35:20 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10711004_858275597548786_4821051337488109733_n.jpg?oh=875c40f76fd06659304ac8c83c78b5bb&oe=586F8703)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 12, 2016, 06:28:56 AM
Lol'd a lot harder than I should have at ^^.

I'm stealing that "accord" joke pronto.

I've lived in West TN near Memphis almost all my life (except for college years in Knoxville), and I am here to testify that the "Denephew" joke is historically accurate -- that's perfectly on par with how babies are often named around here.  :buck2: (I haven't run across "Denephew" yet personally, but I fully believe that statistically there must be several trotting around.  :crazy2: )
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 15, 2016, 11:40:14 PM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13925314_877495685687776_1584509950179080254_n.jpg?oh=34f4afdb5720143dd44f375be68be991&oe=58608976)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2016, 05:04:00 AM
That one's already appeared upstream somewhere :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2016, 06:49:12 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 18, 2016, 10:27:02 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/dad-jokes-that-are-beautifully-awful-20-photos-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/dad-jokes-that-are-beautifully-awful-20-photos-21.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/dad-jokes-that-are-beautifully-awful-20-photos-214.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on October 18, 2016, 10:42:37 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/cool-ice-baby-tray-fridge-friend.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 19, 2016, 07:30:17 AM
Too cold, too cold, too cold... {shaking head}
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on October 19, 2016, 10:59:02 AM
(https://scontent.flnk1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14753764_1227042124025952_4075152695742202890_o.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2016, 11:17:49 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14485053_1327397050611856_5669180496319098863_n.jpg?oh=102f53c42120572a2991d81c616d990b&oe=5890ED5D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 19, 2016, 12:06:10 PM
...what the heck does being a monk have to do with that pun??  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on October 20, 2016, 10:34:56 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14657420_1608496059444223_2622436751063298506_n.jpg?oh=1c8e4c421991d66cdcb0385d13385db3&oe=5898554F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 20, 2016, 01:37:43 PM
Incidentally, I received a pun via text message from MetalDog's phone this morning.  I'm worried that it may have been hacked -- that, or he's simply gone off the deep end.  ??? 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on October 20, 2016, 04:29:06 PM
The Pun Side is always calling to us. Eventually... all succumb.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 20, 2016, 05:28:06 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/g-rated-jokes-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 20, 2016, 07:02:20 PM
Incidentally, I received a pun via text message from MetalDog's phone this morning.  I'm worried that it may have been hacked -- that, or he's simply gone off the deep end.  ???

That was TOTALLY not a pun!  It was a joke.  As a matter of fact, it was a junior joke.  The local radio guys do a joke for the kids at 7:30.  That one just tickled my fancy.  :P  And going off the deep end implies that I was ever anywhere near the end. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 20, 2016, 08:10:00 PM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 20, 2016, 08:12:33 PM
:)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 20, 2016, 11:40:59 PM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)

maybe one day he'll text  us one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2016, 04:12:24 AM
A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeeper says "You're in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?". To which the horse says, "I don't think I am." and vanishes from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think; therefore I am.", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2016, 04:13:07 AM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)


maybe one day he'll text  us one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 21, 2016, 04:59:42 AM
s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)

maybe one day he'll text  us one.

s'OK - we laugh at the funny ones ;)


maybe one day he'll text  us one.

You can both bite me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2016, 07:52:09 AM
 :smitten:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 21, 2016, 04:15:29 PM
Knew I could count on you, Star ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 23, 2016, 06:26:59 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/dont-be-such-a-smart-ass-27-photos-217.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 23, 2016, 09:34:31 AM
Oy vey.  ::) 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 23, 2016, 10:05:05 AM
Wish I knew the Hebrew for 'seconded'.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 24, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
Amen?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 25, 2016, 07:13:35 PM
(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14495278_1565574250174694_3237172625331918929_n.png?oh=3873ea363bdf3a4bbeefb060c6db4aaa&oe=589DAA3F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 25, 2016, 07:31:00 PM
That's terrible, Star.  Where do you find those things?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on October 25, 2016, 09:24:05 PM
oddly enough.... your hacked hard drive.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 26, 2016, 04:49:17 AM
That explains it.  It would HAVE to have been hacked for me to possess such horrible-ness.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on October 26, 2016, 11:48:12 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x296/14713782_1211949075545568_5803801446694441074_n.jpg?oh=f7ca573b1269de67715f27ab7cf88a74&oe=5890EF1F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on October 27, 2016, 02:47:38 PM
For Metal Dog... no puns

https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2016/10/27/recreational-weed-could-be-a-226b-industry-study.html
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 27, 2016, 04:23:55 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/b33d11c8b94c47ca82d60e17c940a5c0.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 27, 2016, 05:41:33 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14732397_1612117012415461_8992492858388423624_n.jpg?oh=ef720cfb903a762c4204f4cd927dbc7a&oe=589EDA70)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 27, 2016, 05:48:20 PM
For Metal Dog... no puns

https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2016/10/27/recreational-weed-could-be-a-226b-industry-study.html


Nice find, Windi.  I suspect you folks will do a sensible thing with pot legalization.  What I am afraid of is big business getting involved here in the States and ruining it for all of us.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on October 27, 2016, 07:21:58 PM
(https://scontent.fmci1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14717233_10157555784820184_179241385569617468_n.jpg?oh=0a6400edff7cdec7a3cdd41e0acff487&oe=589782D0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2016, 06:20:18 AM
I can already hear the screams of anguish

(http://assets.amuniversal.com/52d5444061fb0134c4b8005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 07:19:24 AM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on October 30, 2016, 08:17:18 AM
Even Siri has it in for MD


(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/siris-got-some-interesting-suggestions-for-last-minute-halloween-costumes-12-photos-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on October 30, 2016, 07:05:55 PM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.

Indeed.  Pastis was really reaching on that one.  ::) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2016, 08:17:38 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14907099_1463761396973258_8616247179006991841_n.jpg?oh=5cf13f31c0c4bee117ac2174be76d246&oe=588C0AE6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on October 30, 2016, 09:17:58 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on November 01, 2016, 01:25:45 PM
No anguish.  He worked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for that one.  The only thing he should have ruined was puns for you unenlightened people who continue to insist this stuff is funny.

Indeed.  Pastis was really reaching on that one.  ::)

I thought it was dad-joke genius
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 01, 2016, 01:43:36 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!

That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 01, 2016, 02:04:57 PM
That's something kids don't know about today, those free standing photo shops.  Drop your film off, pick up your prints a few days later.  And the damn things always seemed to be in the middle of a parking lot.  WTF?!

That was weird how they were in the middle of parking lots.

Cheap rent.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 01, 2016, 06:12:32 PM
Ok, but why in the middle of a parking lot?  And what's weirder, they all seemed to have like a basement level.  So, who's bright idea was it to dig a hole in the middle of the lot and then slap a Fotomat on top of it?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 01, 2016, 07:04:13 PM
Middle of the parking lot was two things. 1 - easier to create drive-up access.  2 - easier to contain the chemical issues and the rest of the units in the strip mall didn't need to be chemical containment rated
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 01, 2016, 07:15:01 PM
Thanks, Brant.  Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 01, 2016, 07:19:52 PM
Thanks, Brant.  Hadn't realized how volatile? poisonous? developing fluid was.

The word you're looking for is "flammable"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 01, 2016, 07:34:20 PM
Or 'Explody'.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 01, 2016, 08:59:21 PM
Thank you, gents.  Knew I could count on you.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 02, 2016, 07:28:42 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/af/1a/68/af1a6840002cb2411484a7d181b8d1aa.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 02, 2016, 07:32:57 PM
^I camembert to look.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 02, 2016, 07:36:46 PM
You guys have already done cheese before.  Maybe twice.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 02, 2016, 07:39:10 PM
Sends a cheddar down the spine, it does.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 02, 2016, 07:41:22 PM
Boooooooooooo
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 02, 2016, 07:44:13 PM
are you saying we've havarti all before?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on November 03, 2016, 10:54:22 AM
You guys have already done cheese before.  Maybe twice.

Ohhh you're sharp.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 03, 2016, 10:55:56 AM
It's because cheese has such gouda jokes to go with it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 03, 2016, 11:08:18 AM
Boooooooooooo

MD is not fondue of cheese puns
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 04, 2016, 07:04:56 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/the-weekend-is-in-sight-now-we-just-dgaf-230.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 04, 2016, 04:36:57 PM
Habitual offenders
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 04, 2016, 06:10:30 PM
You should both stop.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 04, 2016, 07:02:36 PM
You should both stop.

"should"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 04, 2016, 07:08:42 PM
but won't
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on November 07, 2016, 12:45:03 PM
You should both stop this nunsense.

FTFY.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on November 07, 2016, 01:26:48 PM
If someone can convince you to believe absurdities - they can talk you into committing atrocities.

Saw this on a bumper sticker today on a college kid's car....   whoa  :peace:    /s

See MD, puns aren't so bad.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 07, 2016, 04:54:09 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 08, 2016, 02:31:41 AM
(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/Other/Dracula-get-away-hell-no-no-way-GIF_zpsouhdse4t.gif)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 08, 2016, 04:45:20 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/106/623/5cc.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2016, 04:51:39 PM
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2016, 04:52:50 PM
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/12424645_950071088416749_1799376953_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIwNTIzMDMyMjQ0OTQ5NDA0NQ%3D%3D.2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2016, 05:06:40 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2167.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 08, 2016, 05:10:08 PM
(http://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-photos-of-awful-puns-good-buns-bad-puns-funny-puns-casual-dehyde.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 08, 2016, 05:10:52 PM
(http://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-photos-of-awful-puns-good-buns-bad-puns-funny-puns-drumbledore.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 08, 2016, 05:13:51 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/punday-teeth-raptor.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 08, 2016, 05:24:45 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/welp-thats-depressing-30-photos-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on November 10, 2016, 06:47:10 AM
Okay, I lol'd with Flossoraptor.  O0

Ireland / Iceland was funny, too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on November 10, 2016, 05:41:02 PM
(https://scontent.fmci1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11224691_10154197607901840_6468521828849998072_n.jpg?oh=e9adf3954a483f52e08cd32972ab1756&oe=58D3876E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 06:09:28 PM
too lazy to see if we already posted this

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056286_1692932454355631_2947932474392392456_n.jpg?oh=b4ab7072044da5a820be848b08737a18&oe=58CE825E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 06:17:48 PM
too lazy to see if we already posted this

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056286_1692932454355631_2947932474392392456_n.jpg?oh=b4ab7072044da5a820be848b08737a18&oe=58CE825E)

You're too lazy to look two days ago upthread?


(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2167.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 06:19:08 PM
yep O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 06:20:31 PM
That's an impressive level of laziness.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 06:27:04 PM
That's an impressive level of laziness.

 ::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game?  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 06:29:35 PM
That's an impressive level of laziness.

 ::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game?  :coolsmiley:

I'm a perfectionist.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 06:43:23 PM
That's an impressive level of laziness.

 ::) really, mr two-years-to-write-a-review-of-a-pretty-simple-board-game?  :coolsmiley:

I'm a perfectionist.

(https://i.imgflip.com/1dyaox.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 06:52:31 PM
^well played
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 10, 2016, 06:57:37 PM
He's using my panthers in thr fog review as an outline.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 06:59:17 PM
He's using my panthers in thr fog review as an outline.

I'm plagiarizing it outright.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 10, 2016, 07:43:49 PM
So you have nothing then?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 07:44:29 PM
So you have nothing then?

He doesn't have an article either
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 07:46:18 PM
And it's only been a year, not two. You exaggerating bastard.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 10, 2016, 08:10:22 PM
Does that make any closer to done?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 10, 2016, 08:11:52 PM
Does that make any closer to done?

No, but it gives me another year to put it off.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 10, 2016, 11:21:45 PM
 :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 11, 2016, 05:17:05 AM
Does that make any closer to done?

No, but it gives me another year to put it off.

Touché

:DD

You're not helping Mr-My-Only-Article-EVER-Is-Now-More-Late-Than-Charlton-Heston's-Spaceship-Returning-To-Ape-Run-Earth
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on November 11, 2016, 08:07:38 AM
(https://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/1201785870_knuttz_ueba_13.jpg)

 O:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 11, 2016, 08:44:49 AM
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/DanteV/Popcorn-02-Stephen-Colbert.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 11, 2016, 10:06:58 AM
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/DanteV/Popcorn-02-Stephen-Colbert.gif)

You know what I like about real life? There's no extra charge for watching it in 3-D.

And that's about all I like about it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 11, 2016, 03:58:19 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15055650_1606286932809567_2702740103470890515_n.jpg?oh=aac5f1b68b59d57490a4d8a6889df279&oe=58CA8C91)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 11, 2016, 05:42:45 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15055650_1606286932809567_2702740103470890515_n.jpg?oh=aac5f1b68b59d57490a4d8a6889df279&oe=58CA8C91)

Nicely done!  But isn't the cat in the wrong piece of lingerie?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 12, 2016, 07:17:13 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12346337_10153831606688750_2785750159271963403_n.jpg?oh=c4243038bca29165b9255ec325382f0b&oe=58C5E045)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 14, 2016, 05:07:24 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/23b8d730875c0134eea8005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 14, 2016, 05:25:51 AM
Someone needs to go to that man's house and break all his pencils.  Every.  damn.  day.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 14, 2016, 02:23:43 PM
...well, MD. That was sharp and to the point.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2016, 07:28:20 PM
You should have gotten the lead out on that comment, Bawb.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 14, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?'  Well, here ya' go!!


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2016, 07:50:07 PM
Your will is cracking, MD! Soon, you will join the Pun Side! I mean, Dark Side! Well, they're kinda the same thing...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 14, 2016, 07:50:59 PM
Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?'  Well, here ya' go!!

Under broad criteria that could be considered a pun.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2016, 08:24:39 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/v2srt.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 14, 2016, 08:47:10 PM
Your will is cracking, MD! Soon, you will join the Pun Side! I mean, Dark Side! Well, they're kinda the same thing...

I agree they are similar.  However, Led is ALWAYS good for your head.  So, any pun association is wiped away by awesomeness.


Did somebody say, 'Get the Led out?'  Well, here ya' go!!

Under broad criteria that could be considered a pun.


See above ^
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 15, 2016, 10:41:02 AM
you've been warned...

http://multiverse.world/blog/2016/11/09/long-island-sandbox-part-seven-dramatis-personae/

Quote
Chancellor Pecorinochancellor
As the boyhood friend (and right-hand man) of the good King Asiago, ’tis he and his soldiers (the Grate Blades) who safeguard the secrets of the crown, from enemies both known and unknown.  Chancellor Pecorino also serves as Steward whilst the good King Asiago travels abroad (important matters of state in far-flung locales, safaris in the Vast Veldt, and such.)  Once a wizard’s apprentice, but ne’er actually a wizard, Chancellor Pecorino still knows his cantrips, and has proven to be full of surprises when it comes to knowledge of arcane lore.  An avid S&F player and wordsmith, Chancellor Pecorino earned a reputation as Benchleydale’s penultimate S&F referee.  Among the players at his gaming table, you’ll often find Royal Quartermaster Camembert, the Jack brothers (Royal Stablemasters, Colby and Monterey,)  and yes even the good King Asiago himself (who sometimes fancies playing an axemaster PC named Sir Chopalot, when he’s not playing his usual sneef PC named Jumble .)  At present, Chancellor Pecorino is refereeing Doctor Forbidden’s Shiny Gold (the first in a popular Doctor Forbidden series of adventure modules.)
Known Associates:  King Asiago, Princess Provolone, Sir Arandell of Longbridge
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 16, 2016, 11:45:46 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/184e4bd3b13f5551f32b71d4ff80e77a_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 16, 2016, 11:51:13 AM
<snort>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 16, 2016, 11:55:02 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/184e4bd3b13f5551f32b71d4ff80e77a_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

you're texting with MD!?!?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 16, 2016, 05:15:06 PM
Nah.  As Luddite as I am, three year old flip phone and all, Barthheart is positively cave man!  He doesn't even OWN a cell phone!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on November 16, 2016, 05:35:47 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10846506_1583816515171416_5003966996461543221_n.jpg?oh=f4c56a5a444a88627416fbf4b205d5ba&oe=58BF4A14)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 16, 2016, 06:11:22 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 16, 2016, 07:32:27 PM
That was a long way to go for what was essentially a groaner, AR.   :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 16, 2016, 07:34:00 PM
...hungry...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 16, 2016, 07:47:27 PM
that one comes up every year over the holidays
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on November 16, 2016, 07:59:55 PM
That was a long way to go for what was essentially a groaner, AR.   :P

It's not the destination, it's the journey  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 17, 2016, 04:41:44 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/2b6c41c0875c0134eea8005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 17, 2016, 04:57:10 AM
+ Infinity!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 17, 2016, 10:43:43 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/2b6c41c0875c0134eea8005056a9545d)

I was gonna post this one if you weren't.  Even I was impressed by its terrible-ness (and amused by Rat's response). 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 17, 2016, 05:54:17 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2014/12/christmas-puns-humans-santapede.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 17, 2016, 05:54:41 PM
(http://img2.izismile.com/img/img7/20140115/640/terribly_funny_puns_that_deserve_a_facepalm_too_640_32.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 17, 2016, 05:54:52 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SiplaMBnHeY/Uz0a3Am6pLI/AAAAAAAAE7A/WH-f-rG_khM/s1600/Salvador+Deli.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 17, 2016, 05:57:20 PM
(http://punnify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hoepun_4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 17, 2016, 06:01:59 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2014/12/christmas-puns-humans-santapede.jpg)


duuuuuuude...  #:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 17, 2016, 06:12:58 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2014/12/christmas-puns-humans-santapede.jpg)


duuuuuuude...  #:-)

Talk about your bad Santas
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 17, 2016, 06:16:07 PM
That is one movie trope I wish I'd never heard of.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 17, 2016, 06:30:25 PM
Never seen the movie.

Nor will I ever.

There are things you can't unsee.

I saw the South Park episode that made fun of that movie, but that was pushing it for me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 18, 2016, 02:35:44 PM
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2014/12/christmas-puns-humans-santapede.jpg)


duuuuuuude...  #:-)

Yeah, that image is gonna cause some mental scarring. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 18, 2016, 03:47:43 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SiplaMBnHeY/Uz0a3Am6pLI/AAAAAAAAE7A/WH-f-rG_khM/s1600/Salvador+Deli.gif)

Repost!  (Also, had to explain to one of the kids in class what this was)

(http://punnify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hoepun_4.jpg)

Reposted at least 2x !
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 18, 2016, 03:48:31 PM
But HUMAN SANTAPEDE wasn't posted before?

lulz
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 06:04:07 AM
But HUMAN SANTAPEDE wasn't posted before?
not here it wasn't.  we wouldn't remembered the therapy bills

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 06:04:27 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344312_1240053902682776_3789827221596382611_n.jpg?oh=cf07a468f5d49fd054f908642208547c&oe=58BF4409)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 06:09:40 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14358757_1238151202873046_1564506070899890014_n.jpg?oh=a25ed6c333f6b6396fd57ff517e435f4&oe=58D11981)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 19, 2016, 06:09:48 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/tyjei.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 19, 2016, 06:10:26 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/18u93d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 19, 2016, 06:10:45 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4d/fe/ab/4dfeaba7c8de87fc761424d4537a8033.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 06:11:34 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14291833_1236266779728155_4645436103852214626_n.jpg?oh=18839f0df0b8cc16c52a0b7f600c624f&oe=58C6B625)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 12:53:09 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15032237_1738680956457967_7239215102055807216_n.jpg?oh=61c15af18988d9186dc129263e189ba8&oe=58C76ACD)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 12:53:29 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15032850_1741134562879273_3004964683690953514_n.jpg?oh=8b7f6287095e8c2223c97c2f612c65f1&oe=58BA6D28)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 19, 2016, 01:11:33 PM
I would tell you to seek help, but first you have to admit you have a problem.  ::) 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 04:52:04 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14446208_1240597952628371_6252010573996889822_n.jpg?oh=ffbdd5fa8534d558f841a7fd11f80b31&oe=58C9522E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 05:08:11 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14570343_1256567654364734_5082746248897311728_n.jpg?oh=f9d6f636f369967eb20dcc01afa8b0cd&oe=58C9B2E9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 05:10:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14516580_1256574224364077_3815021089477918588_n.jpg?oh=dbb39299b4de5654b35206e2581a74a6&oe=58D21E82)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 19, 2016, 05:36:28 PM
(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-puns-4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 05:55:06 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14724520_1263531600335006_7165197644537015466_n.jpg?oh=f7ce7549bc81b302647b8202e7a04c47&oe=58B8D88B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 05:58:40 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14725744_1264535196901313_776974471573135558_n.jpg?oh=24a978597a0f952651dd454d97f33bf4&oe=58B8669D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 19, 2016, 06:26:35 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14570343_1256567654364734_5082746248897311728_n.jpg?oh=f9d6f636f369967eb20dcc01afa8b0cd&oe=58C9B2E9)


I totally get that.  Just wish you'd replace 'pun,' with, 'something actually amusing.'
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 06:30:29 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/7ulQyu5rBjA2DbOfjffzdngtRlm_UAMtUVN7qxa-PDU.jpg?w=614&s=893b677c1b9e16547c02b7bad97b5c4b)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 06:30:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vifdvyW.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cV19UY3t2tg/WBvQnzU_yFI/AAAAAAAAKuI/0BIxy-LIn0M_DElbFBlAqPtITR8oKWz2gCLcB/s1600/Feta%2BCheese%2BPun.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 06:32:16 PM
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wmUvFIqo1bM/WBvQoOQOFgI/AAAAAAAAKuQ/-lYRuHnUjpstF8G-a9AF8FujX290QUS6gCLcB/s1600/Nacho%2BCheese%2BPun.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 19, 2016, 06:34:23 PM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qzpWONzSMWE/WDC1DvBWO9I/AAAAAAAAKwY/eS9pwFKXlzYlFKPR1cHqoEGe_VMKdIhkwCLcB/s1600/ExcelColumnPun.PNG)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on November 20, 2016, 03:55:59 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14724520_1263531600335006_7165197644537015466_n.jpg?oh=f7ce7549bc81b302647b8202e7a04c47&oe=58B8D88B)

Croissant spanner?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 20, 2016, 04:43:08 AM
Crescent wrench (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crescent_(brand))
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 20, 2016, 05:40:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/9Vusqsj.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 20, 2016, 05:44:21 AM
^Under oath he claimed he didn't
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 20, 2016, 12:26:39 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14516580_1256574224364077_3815021089477918588_n.jpg?oh=dbb39299b4de5654b35206e2581a74a6&oe=58D21E82)

I confess I laughed out loud at this one.  Dammit. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 20, 2016, 07:13:48 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15073404_1290382774316555_2941713564090974935_n.jpg?oh=831911692838249041def06ead4e59da&oe=58C6C410)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 20, 2016, 07:14:40 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15073501_1288903011131198_8041851089815283596_n.jpg?oh=1e102222a0c864340e079725f0175173&oe=58B6CCAE)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 20, 2016, 07:18:13 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15056453_1288896597798506_6809122041830991961_n.jpg?oh=8307d3b9a231419274700011de2b5df2&oe=58C7D080)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15085562_1288896444465188_9007240722346319482_n.jpg?oh=f586b4bf7126f711583790eedd4f3a01&oe=5886B76A)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14947668_1287471307941035_6239566106270077073_n.jpg?oh=1f4675feb850ebb13cbfcaac1baa7308&oe=58BC3322)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15055755_1285406058147560_7928875407799310271_n.jpg?oh=9d1816cc5548c7518af76ef8ddf5d11e&oe=58B9545A)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15032320_1284647081556791_7323436256138997291_n.jpg?oh=de7d1e15b5226110cdc9c9aa14ff174d&oe=58B57BCC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 20, 2016, 07:20:44 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14991829_1281151505239682_7173118636211212959_n.jpg?oh=00b0611c5c750a650a074a72afcb645b&oe=58D144C1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 21, 2016, 12:11:04 PM
Gods, some of those were truly terrible. 

It just occurred to me I should perhaps be drinking when I read this thread... 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 21, 2016, 12:29:06 PM
You mean, you attempt it sober?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 21, 2016, 12:33:52 PM
Rookie mistake.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 21, 2016, 02:27:34 PM
I always have been slow on the uptake.  :-[ 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 21, 2016, 05:44:04 PM
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50042/1000824099/870/did-you-hear-about-the-game-of-thrones-superheroes-photo-u1.jpg)

(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50042/1000824072/870/could-joffrey-be-any-more-inbred-photo-u2.jpg)

(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50042/1000827743/870/what-s-hodor-s-favorite-cereal-photo-u1.jpg)

(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50042/1000824070/870/how-does-jon-snow-feel-after-breaking-up-with-his-girlfriend-photo-u1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 23, 2016, 04:41:28 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/daily-afternoon-randomness-51-photos-240.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 23, 2016, 07:53:04 PM
Your visual pun is invalid.  The mouse trap is improperly placed.  It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel.   Next.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 24, 2016, 04:17:11 AM
Your visual pun is invalid.  The mouse trap is improperly placed.  It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel.   Next.

Hey, it caught the mouse, didn't it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 24, 2016, 05:48:38 AM
That's a pretty old mouse. Maybe it was ready to pass on but wanted to go out with cheese on it's breath.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 24, 2016, 07:21:17 AM
Your visual pun is invalid.  The mouse trap is improperly placed.  It should be perpendicular to the wall, not parallel.   Next.

Hey, it caught the mouse, didn't it?

True, but it is aesthetically unpleasing to the eye.  Do better.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 24, 2016, 07:27:45 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/d8/d7/95d8d7e19a769a809a7b831b8382e1ce.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 24, 2016, 07:30:56 AM
THERE's the craptacular sweet spot!  Way to go, mirth!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:42:11 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109350_1295503260471173_6977206462701813827_n.jpg?oh=2efcdd0c637ea5ec619613c170c9209e&oe=58B59682)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:42:43 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109518_1295024103852422_9039621116913655071_n.jpg?oh=d66e14980bc1709cc1a5daa363fc29ad&oe=58BBF502)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:43:36 AM
gotta read the comments

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10847785_878976875457149_4447502796620449728_n.jpg?oh=61ae4a4a83333ccd6599595846a35f15&oe=58C84271)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:44:18 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10649738_878979855456851_2703620369487994890_n.png?oh=87c111936e17e7c739bb6fb3c7a78518&oe=58B7B559)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:45:56 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10406524_880134522008051_2887785863071346154_n.jpg?oh=bd359001c29ffc68a6f04713f0b24d01&oe=58B60F7F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:46:14 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10676358_880168312004672_1290753010330748729_n.jpg?oh=f8a2b7e9970da8c83b838788e6f0ac8b&oe=58C9F97B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 24, 2016, 07:46:35 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10406524_880134522008051_2887785863071346154_n.jpg?oh=bd359001c29ffc68a6f04713f0b24d01&oe=58B60F7F)

lol
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:49:40 AM
and here's MetalDog on the web

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10414891_880824545272382_6850374430164449347_n.png?oh=2841d0e0bfcc59ea7a71b47a3d30fd72&oe=58BD5C81)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:51:43 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10434003_881168661904637_9210565912014563356_n.jpg?oh=263ae864d89c10b489c565055c05bc4f&oe=58D57C2F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 07:52:08 AM
and finally...

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10407589_881475911873912_2546334579871763937_n.jpg?oh=35c90fff3cc5b584b193b2924ba3840f&oe=58CC116E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 24, 2016, 07:54:01 AM
and finally...


Don't get MD's hopes up...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 24, 2016, 07:58:13 AM
Right?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 24, 2016, 12:08:16 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/81/7d/47/817d47aca52a59625794829240421841.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 24, 2016, 12:09:14 PM
(https://writingonthevisualarts2013.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/62dw1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 24, 2016, 04:48:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15094489_10154031702196863_3283980470310259057_n.jpg?oh=da2bfd727d85c9603613437a1a9d065f&oe=58C4813E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 25, 2016, 05:17:32 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/a-gravy-boat-of-memes-to-go-with-that-dry-turkey-29-photos-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 25, 2016, 06:46:07 AM
Bwaha!--  I mean, for shame.  >:( 


(I didn't find that freaking hilarious at all.  Really. :-[ ) 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 25, 2016, 12:17:48 PM
posted before, still punny

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15109484_1620465584913937_3848456336245805574_n.jpg?oh=0798d396f51a5890ffdecc99c5ce3105&oe=58D453FC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 25, 2016, 12:27:36 PM
^I got a charge out of that one
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on November 25, 2016, 12:29:15 PM
You just know that MD is gonna get amped up about it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 25, 2016, 12:41:28 PM
I would be shocked if he didn't.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 25, 2016, 01:55:36 PM
You all need help.  :knuppel2: 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 25, 2016, 03:03:29 PM
I would have thought you were well insulated against this kind of thing by now.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 25, 2016, 03:52:40 PM
It's a terminal condition
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on November 25, 2016, 03:53:45 PM
Yeah. I didn't make the connection at first.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on November 25, 2016, 09:56:50 PM
All of you suck.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on November 25, 2016, 10:43:58 PM
You're all charged up. Maybe you should unplug before you short circuit.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 26, 2016, 06:16:22 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13912837_1121711024531486_1901836807534377607_n.jpg?oh=39b15da99e96ad0e3bf60f7f6bc834ed&oe=58B67638)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on November 26, 2016, 07:03:11 AM
'S what happens when you don't toe the line.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 26, 2016, 08:33:17 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10858452_580604845372619_4733877044730729898_n.jpg?oh=05b1c6bde756f924e9bacc284b42cbbe&oe=58CA276C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on November 27, 2016, 09:48:05 AM
ROFL!!  I have to admit, that is a fantastic use of Buddy Christ.  :DD 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on November 29, 2016, 02:02:01 PM
All of you suck.

Yeah! -- watt were you all thinking!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 30, 2016, 07:25:08 AM
Ohm-my-goodness, those puns are awesome.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2016, 10:59:54 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15241799_1262436957136449_175921844660797349_n.jpg?oh=519949238970554023764326761ee7e9&oe=58BDC547)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 01, 2016, 11:05:09 AM
^ :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2016, 08:47:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14462772_10154465911042976_4371031215037436195_n.jpg?oh=0b4e1bd1a1e5b9c7ce6ddb24bc53f345&oe=58B25E68)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2016, 08:48:06 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14449037_10154436769852976_4836629783052639957_n.jpg?oh=5a3cd352a4c9a03fa91fec751fc65249&oe=58B231A3)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2016, 08:51:25 PM
technically, this is Two for MetalDog

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14102678_10154371167132976_7569923665489320348_n.jpg?oh=f9d55f6be14c1c1251f65d68698c5316&oe=58FB839D)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14199356_10154368987897976_7784105911337999568_n.jpg?oh=d7b6e04199601dcc38472828d51e959b&oe=58B1FCD7)


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 01, 2016, 09:01:41 PM
What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so badly?   :buck2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2016, 09:02:20 PM
you hated puns
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 01, 2016, 09:12:52 PM
You got me there.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 02, 2016, 12:32:33 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/therell-be-peace-when-you-are-done.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 02, 2016, 12:34:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cnu9sUt.png)


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 02, 2016, 02:27:40 PM
What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so badly?   :buck2:

I know -- "lizard on a chair" isn't even strictly a pun! I think.

At best it's halfway there.  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 02, 2016, 03:20:15 PM
At best it's halfway there.  :P

(http://i.imgur.com/UaOCZPUl.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 02, 2016, 08:06:04 PM
YOU PEOPLE ALL SUCK!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 05, 2016, 11:53:56 AM
I, for one, will be abstaining from puns for a while, in case we've encroached too far in breaking MD.  :'(

Otherwise he's likely to hire someone to start killing us horribly.

And I don't want to be riven by a flayer.

O:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 05, 2016, 12:22:53 PM
^ or even flayed by a reiver.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 05, 2016, 05:29:44 PM
Piano played by a Retriever?

(http://www.sugarthegoldenretriever.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sgr12222.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 05, 2016, 06:05:02 PM
I, for one, will be abstaining from puns for a while, in case we've encroached too far in breaking MD.  :'(

Otherwise he's likely to hire someone to start killing us horribly.

And I don't want to be riven by a flayer.

O:-)

No need to refrain, JP.  Just playing the part you people have saddled me with: voice of reason.

































;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 05, 2016, 07:48:09 PM
(http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bad-pun-littering.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 08, 2016, 10:56:10 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1481211846-20161208.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 08, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
^  :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 09, 2016, 08:46:26 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15326342_10153911043612234_8456159844815384274_n.png?oh=f4c5d11d0f18bdb659f5db0d3ef07729&oe=58BDF66C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 09, 2016, 11:14:55 AM
(http://puns.puntenialtimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Christmas1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 09, 2016, 11:16:51 AM
..that was pretty dire - even by what we laughingly refer to as our standards.  :hide:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on December 09, 2016, 03:50:29 PM
standards?

got rid of those after Ex#1
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 09, 2016, 03:51:31 PM
Now we use a dongle instead.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on December 12, 2016, 02:58:42 AM
..that was pretty dire - even by what we laughingly refer to as our standards.  :hide:

Wow.  When even our resident pun-master cringes, that's quite the achievement! 



Now we use a dongle instead.

 :DD

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 12, 2016, 07:41:37 PM
(http://img1.izismile.com/img/img9/20160722/640/star_trek_memes_so_nerdy_theyre_actually_funny_640_05.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 12, 2016, 07:42:26 PM
(http://img1.izismile.com/img/img9/20160722/640/star_trek_memes_so_nerdy_theyre_actually_funny_640_04.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 12, 2016, 07:46:38 PM
MD's reactions to all these lovely puns

(http://img1.izismile.com/img/img9/20160722/640/star_trek_memes_so_nerdy_theyre_actually_funny_640_41.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 13, 2016, 05:04:29 AM
^ spot on.  And you even used pics of one of my favorite shows to cover ruining one of my favorite shows with one of your damn puns.  You owe me a brand new day  >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 14, 2016, 06:48:16 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-09-at-4-13-50-pm.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 14, 2016, 10:10:21 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14993387_10153867686321945_4504512745265076508_n.jpg?oh=7aac5d07de90b9c8edbe2e32723b8a04&oe=58F7BF34)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 14, 2016, 10:14:40 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-09-at-4-13-50-pm.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

These memes always make me laugh
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 14, 2016, 12:16:09 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14993387_10153867686321945_4504512745265076508_n.jpg?oh=7aac5d07de90b9c8edbe2e32723b8a04&oe=58F7BF34)

Oh fucking hell, that made ME groan.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 14, 2016, 02:22:20 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/screen-shot-2016-12-09-at-4-13-50-pm.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

That would have been even funnier if Peter had deadpanned, "Get behind me, Satan."  >:D

(That said, we're talking about rabbis and they ADORED puns. Still do, I gather!)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: DoctorQuest on December 14, 2016, 03:55:23 PM
NEVER BUY FLOWERS FROM A MONK!!!!

Only YOU can prevent florist friars!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 14, 2016, 05:33:49 PM
Booooooooo!  Don't encourage them!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 15, 2016, 07:08:39 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220257_10153950613797027_639243363896139648_n.jpg?oh=65a63f5eea45c0c93391267e23d8c370&oe=58B79830)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 15, 2016, 07:30:14 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220257_10153950613797027_639243363896139648_n.jpg?oh=65a63f5eea45c0c93391267e23d8c370&oe=58B79830)

excellent
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: DoctorQuest on December 15, 2016, 09:27:24 AM
+1000!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 15, 2016, 05:50:06 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220257_10153950613797027_639243363896139648_n.jpg?oh=65a63f5eea45c0c93391267e23d8c370&oe=58B79830)

"Mamma Mia , mamma Mia .........mamma Mia figaro!!!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Uberhaus on December 15, 2016, 08:56:58 PM
 \m/
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 16, 2016, 05:18:55 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220257_10153950613797027_639243363896139648_n.jpg?oh=65a63f5eea45c0c93391267e23d8c370&oe=58B79830)

"Mamma Mia , mamma Mia .........mamma Mia figaro!!!!!!

Or 'The Jug and the Fork-tailed Devil' which sounds like the title of a fantasy book - or maybe a D&D type game.

...maybe even the sort of dream you get after eating a cheese sarni at bed time.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2016, 04:05:33 PM
you'll see this one coming a mile away.  I still want to make MD groan, though...

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541267_1213894838675882_5021921137539239902_n.jpg?oh=376c921f719f9c5323dfd31dccbfb49e&oe=58E2B2DF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 16, 2016, 04:18:18 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15578882_1214106525321380_8049914425507611649_n.jpg?oh=3f7e6198fdb539be10352dfe4484687b&oe=58F8D1F6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 16, 2016, 06:20:16 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 16, 2016, 07:11:02 PM
Is his heart filled with unwashed socks and his soul full of eels?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 16, 2016, 07:11:59 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/b2/4e/0ab24ea46595fd52deb3ef847b388cea.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 16, 2016, 07:55:19 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.

Is his heart filled with unwashed socks and his soul full of eels?

Only he can truly answer that one.*




*= But, I'm betting it's true
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 17, 2016, 05:30:50 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f3/d7/49/f3d749c28d23115ede7edf714198fad0.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 17, 2016, 05:31:32 AM
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/e4841c46878737fffefcc5bcdc274be6fa4640b80c40224ac9706618ef1176b0_1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 17, 2016, 05:32:43 AM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.

went looking for Grinch puns.  found this instead

(http://i.imgur.com/tAeKHzs.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 17, 2016, 05:41:06 AM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/28/2812830a7da356252b30298f3e6f3bcd14d46fe83858ec0bfdb37c548a68a364.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 17, 2016, 02:32:55 PM
\m/

 :2funny: 



"Galileo.....Galileo......figarooooooo"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 17, 2016, 02:36:46 PM
You're a mean one, Mr. Brant.

I bet you ...hate , hate hate , loathe .....LOATHE US ENTIRELY  !!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 17, 2016, 02:37:19 PM
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family...........
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 17, 2016, 02:45:08 PM
Spare us our life from our monstrosity ......of punning  MD  :hide:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 17, 2016, 02:46:43 PM
Oh come now - he enjoys it really.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 17, 2016, 03:02:57 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15492415_1319682811386551_7793247285687041268_n.jpg?oh=6380fd194143d6b51bd40432d2d49e68&oe=58B46D71)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 17, 2016, 03:06:25 PM
Those are the sort of puns that grow on you.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 17, 2016, 03:12:34 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10308592_863550653666438_8246223283689045834_n.png?oh=f257ca359f94322f8c757b373743fa43&oe=58B5542A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 17, 2016, 03:14:21 PM
Those last two towers over the others.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 17, 2016, 03:30:10 PM
They're certainly causing MD some Desolation.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 17, 2016, 03:42:54 PM
Let's just pretend I'm Smaug and I've burned this mother down.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 17, 2016, 03:54:55 PM
I guess you'd better stop Sma-ogling this thread, then.  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 18, 2016, 08:35:06 AM
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:....I love all your hobbit puns guys !!!!! LMAO  :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 18, 2016, 09:30:09 AM
Yes, its the little things that make you laugh.

...as the elf queen said to the hobbit?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 18, 2016, 09:58:04 AM
I feel sorry for anyone in the Shire with the thankless task of investigating crimes and interrogating suspects. A bad hobbit can be hard to break.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 18, 2016, 10:16:47 AM
..................

tee-hee

...............
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 18, 2016, 12:34:40 PM
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:.....ANNNNND breathe...... :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: ahhhhhhhhh , my ribs hurt !!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 18, 2016, 01:27:59 PM
 :) <:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 18, 2016, 05:12:31 PM
(http://lotrproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tumblr_m0o14yQs4S1rnh4s7o1_1280-500x412.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 18, 2016, 05:15:47 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/23/4e/11/234e11f46028a541790a19bab75bfd72.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 18, 2016, 10:59:22 PM
Booooooo!  Repeat!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 19, 2016, 04:22:47 AM
Repeat?

Not yet, we'll do some new ones first.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2016, 09:41:11 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15622152_1215753485156684_4773243829391813699_n.jpg?oh=84acd11071f36c237c411d6151ae83e6&oe=58F575FD)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 19, 2016, 10:58:41 AM
This thread is a smaugous  board of cheese .....I love it !!!  :2funny: :2funny: someone pass some more cheese around please ........"Wensleydale , grommit "  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 19, 2016, 05:53:31 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15622152_1215753485156684_4773243829391813699_n.jpg?oh=84acd11071f36c237c411d6151ae83e6&oe=58F575FD)

I realize there is no Roman numeral 'y,' but wouldn't it be more appropriate for you to be Livy?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 20, 2016, 04:17:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541233_1380368271995906_4888804759589940749_n.png?oh=cc9425ef0cfb1e2a33e7947d47fb669d&oe=58E76E93)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 20, 2016, 05:03:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541233_1380368271995906_4888804759589940749_n.png?oh=cc9425ef0cfb1e2a33e7947d47fb669d&oe=58E76E93)

yes
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on December 20, 2016, 05:11:35 AM
No
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 20, 2016, 06:40:11 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15590563_1392496030785296_2215427921409915410_n.jpg?oh=e0aa5b22256b61d812ef4d9db32fd282&oe=58FB545E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 20, 2016, 07:54:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5MMx9Kf.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 20, 2016, 07:55:07 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/NfmUMLCtIz2pAlOksvE2G251D0yire75_bxuhGaypUk.png?w=480&s=7c0fd402ff7a6f792387f4730d603ea8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on December 20, 2016, 08:05:30 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541233_1380368271995906_4888804759589940749_n.png?oh=cc9425ef0cfb1e2a33e7947d47fb669d&oe=58E76E93)

YES  ;)  :) .......I definately needed that smile today  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 20, 2016, 08:53:12 AM
OK, Vance wins it today for me  :DD

hip-po gnu deer.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 21, 2016, 11:30:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/qePVbpR.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 21, 2016, 01:02:56 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15220257_10153950613797027_639243363896139648_n.jpg?oh=65a63f5eea45c0c93391267e23d8c370&oe=58B79830)

Vely, vely flightening!?

SHAMFUR DISRPAY!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 22, 2016, 06:39:13 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15590306_1551623534861788_3467574613657881188_n.jpg?oh=bad022c1b282330167b5cb60d0c8486a&oe=58DAE076)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 22, 2016, 04:34:27 PM
Don't you ever get tired of these?  They're terrible, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:41:41 PM
Don't you ever get tired of these?  They're terrible, Brant.


http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:43:33 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/5/16/enhanced-buzz-15610-1391636428-7.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:44:24 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr05/5/16/enhanced-25664-1391637417-14.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:45:16 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr05/5/17/enhanced-buzz-25806-1391637888-18.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:46:27 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/6/10/enhanced-4455-1391699247-3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:49:22 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/6/10/enhanced-buzz-27810-1391699814-12.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 04:52:15 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/89/da/c9/89dac9210d101cd3f90f8cac0e7bc64c.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 22, 2016, 05:37:24 PM
(http://img.memecdn.com/ah-i-3-puns_o_793865.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 22, 2016, 05:44:45 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15697938_1241687629275669_3500721247044156943_n.jpg?oh=0602ca0b4454ae46ea6b5e218b89a32c&oe=58F3DAC3)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 22, 2016, 06:37:19 PM
And the invention of the aeroplane propelled the nation forward.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 06:49:54 PM
It was the jet that really got things flying.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 22, 2016, 07:23:51 PM
I thought it was the steam engine that got it all on track
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 22, 2016, 08:00:15 PM
The Clipper Ship put us on course.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 22, 2016, 08:03:35 PM
No, no...it was the invention of the wheel that got everything rolling.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 22, 2016, 08:04:23 PM
And the covered wagon made it plain where our manifest destiny lay.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 22, 2016, 08:13:56 PM
And coding let us get everything done from C to shining C++.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 23, 2016, 07:47:09 AM
MD: "This thread is that kind of dog, too!" {vomitcon}  :pullhair:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 23, 2016, 07:49:28 AM
And coding let us get everything done from C to shining C++.

We've been cruising down the information super highway ever since.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on December 23, 2016, 10:23:13 AM
Something something assholes something
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on December 23, 2016, 12:54:51 PM
Steel beasts dongle shitzus something

Fixed your autocorrect.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 25, 2016, 08:35:11 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15578435_1162902733807944_6082043170591735583_n.jpg?oh=47cbd52350824705824e107720351235&oe=58D99991)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 25, 2016, 09:58:11 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzmzSOhK2XNhiNxWc-ejURFkDkTNP9QmFOiRIfk6tuKJ7XA1Lz)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 25, 2016, 11:47:49 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15726402_10155087985602985_1037016960757068934_n.jpg?oh=e27dbcc6e435794c5db7ffe5ea1b7ae0&oe=58EB3C02)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 25, 2016, 11:49:52 AM
Why you gotta hate on a guy on Christmas?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 25, 2016, 04:14:45 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/14726165_1610163729278559_1195754672283975680_n1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 26, 2016, 09:57:15 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15578961_1606020312747991_7523788777356914281_n.jpg?oh=46c994875b7231b69de9bd5877faf86f&oe=58EC83BE)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 26, 2016, 01:23:04 PM
^ Ok.  I laughed at that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on December 28, 2016, 11:22:34 AM
I found this disturbing on a couple different levels: 


(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/Charlie%20Quinn_zpsv2y1keka.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 28, 2016, 12:34:22 PM
^ Ok.  I laughed at that one.

Success!!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on December 28, 2016, 12:48:51 PM
^ Ok.  I laughed at that one.

Slippery slope man
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 28, 2016, 05:33:38 PM
Agreed, but, it was pretty funny.  At least it was when I was taking my 'medicine.'
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 28, 2016, 06:00:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F1kWh64.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 28, 2016, 06:14:36 PM
Boooooooo.  That was bad :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 28, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
Clearly the medicine has worn off.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 28, 2016, 06:45:44 PM
Yup.  Having some now.  Post some witty stuff later.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on December 28, 2016, 06:52:34 PM
Huh.  I would have guessed you were off your meds when you laughed at the pig one.  Oh well.   :o
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 28, 2016, 07:14:44 PM
I'm a, 'strikes me funny,' type of person.  When it does, I cackle like a madman.  I may see the same thing again in an hour, or a day, and I won't laugh at all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on December 29, 2016, 05:08:55 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/c879771cda5b2a0a42362c8e0fc5d5a2/tumblr_oir98ajc9s1ujz1ago1_1280.jpg)
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/f8b58c412ad35c58c1b6fbbf3ccb86c1/tumblr_oir98ajc9s1ujz1ago2_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 29, 2016, 06:23:13 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/5ihkvmvaivok1g9n75k88qsq1qtgh1zt2btbevsfpnq.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 29, 2016, 06:32:27 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15741041_1713200989009025_7249103512777335774_n.png?oh=03f502d1d00a92308a012dbff8529b16&oe=58E5C1E1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 29, 2016, 06:33:04 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15697851_10154817944941753_6508577485176984461_n.jpg?oh=39be1907bbb6b6bc81e4aeece094ddd9&oe=58DB206C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 29, 2016, 08:46:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c9/8a/89/c98a894ab37b581959e10dea5f8c953f.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 30, 2016, 04:11:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/15697195_1228720780541570_8110904127895748974_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoibCJ9&oh=6235233aba14df01795e6ee0ec505292&oe=58EE30A2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 30, 2016, 04:26:15 PM
annabellioncourt is spot on!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on December 31, 2016, 05:00:33 AM
Ah, Fe K9, the Way of the Pun, teach you, we will.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 07:43:22 AM
There's the rub, bob.  There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better.  Ever!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on December 31, 2016, 09:01:50 AM
There's the rub, bob.  There's a 120 pages of 'teaching' here and it doesn't get any better.  Ever!

Change your posts per page settings and you can get it down to 36 pages. Should make you feel better.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 10:35:30 AM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2016, 11:06:03 AM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.

Not true!  There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good.  Nowhere near as good as the puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on December 31, 2016, 11:47:35 AM
Doesn't matter how many pages, it's all still filled with puns.

Not true!  There's 30-odd posts of limericks last year that weren't particularly good.  Nowhere near as good as the puns.

That's a pretty low bar, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 31, 2016, 04:29:53 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dank+pun+game+do+i+do+the+funny_b838b6_5433277.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on December 31, 2016, 04:32:26 PM
Heh. That's right up there with the one about Native American Oncologist, Dr Chemosabe.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 31, 2016, 04:32:57 PM
Heh. That's right up there with the one about Native American Oncologist, Dr Chemosabe.

THAT made me laugh.  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 31, 2016, 06:45:54 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/12049110_760601210753250_4357405095612260996_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ce0602fdfbcebe7be137dcb7f7e17667&oe=58D94715)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 01, 2017, 06:36:52 AM
Oh heck - they made me laugh, 9 especially.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 01, 2017, 06:27:47 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15871654_10108795886963935_1741729352595964607_n.jpg?oh=31df377859397363cf78bfbc3209b13c&oe=58E76CBF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 01, 2017, 08:21:24 PM
Booo.  You can do better.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 01, 2017, 09:52:07 PM
how about this?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 01, 2017, 11:11:24 PM
Better.  But only in the sense it's not a stick in the eye.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 02, 2017, 05:34:31 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15826063_1321591117915259_6730043607796438960_n.jpg?oh=2930db78769069f94ff5bc84775a27dd&oe=58D9E0F0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 02, 2017, 05:38:18 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15747444_1315986381809066_768705951459336356_n.jpg?oh=d487cae837ab7710e7462f8462c51dca&oe=591B132B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 02, 2017, 05:39:58 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15697991_1315015461906158_5007720854093797878_n.jpg?oh=fd66cf28e80b3b5bfe18ff5a13d58cbd&oe=591BBCE1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 02, 2017, 05:43:34 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15822940_10208307427149822_9007524581155222251_n.jpg?oh=219a4be8bd5db1fd2327a4ac6bdb3d0c&oe=58D7C7A6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 02, 2017, 05:59:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vdNefmQ.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 02, 2017, 06:01:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5KkFIDS.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 02, 2017, 08:00:10 AM
I'm going to start this once. (ahem)
"Pronunciation shunts
mean I am a guy
who should wither and die:
the terrible limerick ponce!"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 07:06:38 PM
A woman did not pay her exorcist. She was repossessed.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 03, 2017, 08:55:42 PM
Run out of punny memes?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 09:09:15 PM
Run out of punny memes?

challenge accepted
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 09:09:31 PM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/8e/8eff8f0913496a20961f9ae968a94152ba89dfba2f70bb13c1a1467272463c58.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 09:09:44 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/50/02/18/5002181c1ff69ed72ba36d090a4dedf3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 09:10:06 PM
(http://lolfunnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/292430_10150869306236784_1636883137_n1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2017, 09:10:45 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 04:58:58 AM
One word: boo.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 04, 2017, 05:40:09 AM
LOL
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 04, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
One word: boo.

clearly I'm on the right path!

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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 05:45:28 PM
If that song wasn't already ruined by those execrable Red Sox nimrods, you would have just killed it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 04, 2017, 05:49:59 PM
If that song wasn't already ruined by those execrable Red Sox nimrods, you would have just killed it.

I've never understood the Red Sox connection with that song.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 04, 2017, 06:46:53 PM
The Wiki says that it's been played at Fenway since at least 1997, but offers no reason for it.  I thought it might have to do with that terrible Drew Barrymore/Jimmy Fallon movie, 'Fever Pitch,' but that came out in 2005.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 04, 2017, 06:59:32 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4c/d4/05/4cd4057d26e553dc3d6399a4941e8da1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on January 04, 2017, 07:09:40 PM
The Wiki says that it's been played at Fenway since at least 1997, but offers no reason for it.  I thought it might have to do with that terrible Drew Barrymore/Jimmy Fallon movie, 'Fever Pitch,' but that came out in 2005.

Ahh, that might explain why they play it at our HS basketball games.   :nerd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 05, 2017, 04:47:31 AM
a joke that's years in the making

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15825807_718813414958220_2005932628189153530_n.jpg?oh=6cd5590553c833cefdb3ba6115646d91&oe=58EA917C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 05, 2017, 11:19:19 AM
Run out of punny memes?

I think you meant "puny" memesOHHHHH!  ^-^
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 05, 2017, 11:21:33 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4c/d4/05/4cd4057d26e553dc3d6399a4941e8da1.jpg)

I lol'd a lot harder than I was expecting.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 05, 2017, 03:01:57 PM
a joke that's years in the making

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15825807_718813414958220_2005932628189153530_n.jpg?oh=6cd5590553c833cefdb3ba6115646d91&oe=58EA917C)

Omg , paddy is the best !!! That made me laugh  ;D gonna be using that joke for the WHOLE of the year , haha , drive friends nuts !!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2017, 06:25:11 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 07, 2017, 06:34:56 AM
 :DD  :DD yep still laughing  :2funny:  :2funny: OMG , that reptile is totally cute ! Cute animal faces totally get me every time  :dreamer:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2017, 07:04:44 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2017, 10:36:17 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2017, 10:36:39 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 07, 2017, 10:41:30 AM
^ Well played, sir.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 08, 2017, 06:56:48 AM
Anubis .....rocking the Egyptian dead underworld since ....um.....well , a VERY loooooooong time  >:D

Very funny word play jokes .....nice  :coolsmiley:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 08, 2017, 07:37:56 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 08, 2017, 07:41:13 AM
If my knight in shining armour turned up with a six pack ....I'm in !!!!  :notworthy: :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 08:08:03 AM
not if it's Coors...  You're Irish - demand better
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 08:54:53 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 08, 2017, 09:14:12 AM
Love it
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 08, 2017, 03:45:46 PM
not if it's Coors...  You're Irish - demand better

I'll be sure to put that on my list of knightly requirements ,1/ must turn up with good quality booze ,2/ preferably spirits that can be mixed into a cocktail 3/ demand that said knight has an Innate preference for Irish whiskeys , Guinness , baileys and pocheen 4/ can hold his liquor as he weaves me a few good yarns about his soldiering  mishaps ....oops , I mean feats of daring do and battlefield valour!!!

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 08, 2017, 03:55:04 PM
I only ever had pocheen once. I don't think I ever actually recovered from it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 08, 2017, 04:19:21 PM
I only ever had pocheen once. I don't think I ever actually recovered from it.

In Irish terms then .....a good night out  ;D it's actually difficult to get hold of , so if you got a swig of some of the liquid gold dust , you had the luck of the Irish with you  ;) hope you at least liked it , and was worth the pain , haha !
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 08, 2017, 04:35:59 PM
It was going back a lot of years, when a friend of a friend who lived in Eire came over for a visit. He brought with him a small medicine bottle filled with a clear liquid, and he told us what it was. I only had a very small sip and spent the rest of the day looking for the top of my head.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:47:06 PM
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/86/1704607/870/-n-sync-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:47:43 PM
(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/81/1615040/870/morgan-freeman-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u42.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:48:05 PM
(http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/54/1071137/870/gillian-anderson-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u53.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:48:35 PM
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/86/1718087/870/olivia-wilde-photo-u318.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:49:00 PM
(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/57/1127250/870/han-solo-photo-u28.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:49:19 PM
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50034/1000660894/870/justice-photo-u1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:49:38 PM
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/31/614476/870/boston-cities-and-towns-photo-u28.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:50:21 PM
(http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/22/421724/870/albert-einstein-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u30.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:50:57 PM
(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/37/723805/870/christian-bale-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u68.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 08, 2017, 04:51:39 PM
(http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/3563/71241538/870/jk-rowling-freestyle-list-photo-u2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 08, 2017, 04:58:09 PM
(http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/37/723805/870/christian-bale-recording-artists-and-groups-photo-u68.jpg)



(http://static.collegehumor.com.au/prod/media/original_images/2a044cdb392bc0a501134637d462b023.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 09, 2017, 12:39:22 PM
Albert zweistein  :2funny:   :2funny: that's cleverer than the relativity theory !!! And Gillian without her son .......and Han Solo and sohigh  :DD I just .......I just can't take it ......my face hurts  ;D  ;D ;D

And the cross on the bale ....geez mirth  , I looked , I worked it out , i nearly choked on my drink ....I laughed THAT hard !!!  :DD  :DD  you guys are gonna kill me ....... ;D ;D ;D ahhhhh....and breathe  ;D ;D

You two are on a roll ....a hay bale roll !!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 09, 2017, 06:07:10 PM
^ E, please don't encourage them in their butchering of the English language.  We do it enough unintentionally, don't give them a reason to do it on purpose   

-smh-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 09, 2017, 08:11:56 PM
https://theringer.com/jacksonville-jaguars-doug-marrone-head-coach-374cfbdea32d?source=reading_list---------4-1---------
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 10, 2017, 08:28:37 AM
^ E, please don't encourage them in their butchering of the English language.  We do it enough unintentionally, don't give them a reason to do it on purpose   

-smh-

Sorry M8 , I just cannot comply with your request  :D >:D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 10:29:27 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a6/4d/ea/a64deacfb40d012c34949237f3ee4ebf.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2017, 11:26:35 AM
hahahaha
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 10, 2017, 01:08:43 PM
Ha ha. that was a rib-tickler.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on January 10, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
saw that joke coming, right off the chop
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 10, 2017, 01:36:48 PM
Now don't ham it up.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 02:40:10 PM
Some of you should bone up on some better puns.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 10, 2017, 02:46:01 PM
MD is going to have a real beef with you all. He'll want to roast you all on a spit.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on January 10, 2017, 04:13:33 PM
We're all for the chop.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
I'd try to make another pun, but I'd probably butcher it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 04:40:29 PM
MD is going to slaughter us all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 05:14:43 PM
No, no...I'm pretty sure he'll find at least one of these pretty cleaver.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 05:57:06 PM
No, no...I'm pretty sure he'll find at least one of these pretty cleaver.

I dunno. Some of them have been pretty lean.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 05:58:01 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/a2ffd89492034522b1b6eeb69c4a992b.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 10, 2017, 06:02:12 PM
[Groucho voice] A budding young punster could loin a lot from this thread. [/Groucho voice]
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 06:06:38 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Survey_2cd822_4285798.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 06:07:13 PM
^ goddammit mirth
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2017, 06:08:33 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Survey_2cd822_4285798.png)

for a guy who doesn't like FaceBook, you sure do find some funny shit on there
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 06:09:16 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Survey_2cd822_4285798.png)

for a guy who doesn't like FaceBook, you sure do find some funny shit on there

My google-fu is strong.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 10, 2017, 06:25:24 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/a2ffd89492034522b1b6eeb69c4a992b.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

 :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 06:36:49 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1hfq2s.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 10, 2017, 06:39:27 PM
Sloop John Dog?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 10, 2017, 06:40:54 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/417a5184a88145ac250b3cf425a06bc7/tumblr_n9f9sx0xDY1tfcl9vo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 06:42:56 PM
^lol
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 10, 2017, 06:55:58 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/comedians-exercising-their-funny-bones-25-photos-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2017, 07:30:08 PM
That one is upthread somewhere
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2017, 07:41:00 PM
Yes, some of this is political. But when the "Golden Showers" sandal breaks this week, remember you saw all the bad puns here first

https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 11, 2017, 11:08:00 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/417a5184a88145ac250b3cf425a06bc7/tumblr_n9f9sx0xDY1tfcl9vo1_1280.jpg)

 :DD I always knew Ken was stupid ....but that takes the biscuit ,  :DD It totally explains why barbie moved to Malibu , and never had kids  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 12, 2017, 04:59:51 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 12, 2017, 05:27:57 AM
this might be up-thread somewhere

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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 12, 2017, 05:44:34 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15977527_10154843047773764_7842012573750096380_n.jpg?oh=d2f11f681e1138b3d9aad5c5fbba919f&oe=58D65FEF)

 :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 12, 2017, 05:50:43 AM
Dylan would be proud. MD, on the other hand...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 12, 2017, 06:02:31 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15977527_10154843047773764_7842012573750096380_n.jpg?oh=d2f11f681e1138b3d9aad5c5fbba919f&oe=58D65FEF)

 :DD    :2funny: :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 12, 2017, 06:21:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WLLx5BG.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 12, 2017, 06:48:33 AM
Even I may croak after that one...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 13, 2017, 09:01:22 AM
They should tell um to hop it  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 14, 2017, 12:33:42 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/15941144_10154955605413384_8691369039333800794_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoibCJ9&oh=38c03ef2bb48037c1b4b55b70dfb49d8&oe=5919177B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 15, 2017, 11:38:08 AM
Meanwhile....in a taco emergency.....

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/30B4B0F0-8548-4FCD-80BF-1FF62FAA83F9_zps9llgtmrp.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 16, 2017, 06:30:10 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/DE7FF6BC-A421-4652-9155-8DC9C0327953_zpslrqhwghc.jpeg)

All groggy puns are ............. :notworthy:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 16, 2017, 12:45:27 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/people-being-clever-smartass-smart-funny-4.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 16, 2017, 12:47:20 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/people-being-clever-smartass-smart-funny-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 16, 2017, 12:50:33 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/people-being-clever-smartass-smart-funny-11.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 16, 2017, 01:46:54 PM
^^^
HA
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 17, 2017, 10:20:23 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/people-being-clever-smartass-smart-funny-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)


So cold, so cold... so cold.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 17, 2017, 10:37:34 AM
(https://i.reddituploads.com/eca37cf2bbc74272aa314b5741fd8e75?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=89352b6c234157ab2427b493693986a0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 17, 2017, 02:03:44 PM
(https://i.reddituploads.com/eca37cf2bbc74272aa314b5741fd8e75?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=89352b6c234157ab2427b493693986a0)

*chuckle*......*lady like snort *......ahhhhhhhh .......yeah , funny  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 19, 2017, 09:07:14 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/F220DAF9-77DC-48ED-AE8E-5458BF1BC36A_zpsx34p8viw.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 21, 2017, 08:16:35 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16195018_1168696383248668_500108664331283011_n.jpg?oh=2bd7b180e9adf80fe49aed9f0748dca4&oe=5923BDCF)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 21, 2017, 03:31:52 PM
 ;D ;D ;D......I think even smee and cap't hook  :arr: would have a giggle at that one ....as they're drawing their cutlass !!!!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 21, 2017, 05:42:22 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/-LJxr4LptAjx1pMtlBnhW6yiIsYtx80iBGVv25EVUaI.jpg?w=1024&s=a0753abeff4492943bea9c038f1f1633)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 21, 2017, 05:43:40 PM
(https://i.reddituploads.com/b64e121090254a6fab000f9f21b102ce?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=fe9e7a15f27327c81ee3c06998926f57)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Ubercat on January 21, 2017, 07:11:10 PM
 ??? ??
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 21, 2017, 07:24:43 PM
??? ??


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 22, 2017, 05:46:49 AM
gotta read this out loud for best effect

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16114133_10208465103131623_536788103808187868_n.jpg?oh=ebcd1c780f4754652e5a71790dad50ae&oe=59219AA9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 22, 2017, 05:47:18 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/16142607_1169259453192361_4252051674923897522_n.jpg?oh=fefcb56c68a0f1a713cdf1d82a28d025&oe=591A7B09)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 22, 2017, 08:28:17 AM
(https://i.reddituploads.com/b64e121090254a6fab000f9f21b102ce?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=fe9e7a15f27327c81ee3c06998926f57)

 :2funny: :2funny: ....oh boy , I was singing that as I got to the last joe leeeeeaann!!!

And Michael bass bender ;D .....I've got no complaints , that guy still looks good as a gee-tar  ::)  :dreamer:

gotta read this out loud for best effect

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16114133_10208465103131623_536788103808187868_n.jpg?oh=ebcd1c780f4754652e5a71790dad50ae&oe=59219AA9)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the fish .....I'm scared for life  ;D ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 24, 2017, 08:13:10 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 24, 2017, 05:18:41 PM
And now you're ruining the Beatles for everyone. -smh-
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:22:58 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:23:37 PM
(http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/8/8424115281882471.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:24:09 PM
(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201603_1937_cbfcg_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:24:36 PM
(https://sehablablahblah.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sketch-2011-04-11-03_35_16.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 24, 2017, 05:25:34 PM
SO...not a big Beatles fan?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:28:17 PM
Not true...

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b8/b8086e4a909bd5b17511e9d6fc282776a542c21c309627b9e053945bd87a29dc.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 24, 2017, 05:47:18 PM
I'm so glad you're coming to Origins this year. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 05:55:39 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/ccf00b19f6086ae85de45fbb177e5347.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 24, 2017, 06:12:02 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/macs-memesefb88fefb88f-jeffs-memes-30-photos-233.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 24, 2017, 06:15:32 PM
Ok.  That one is a winner.  I always wanted to be The Fonz.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 24, 2017, 06:20:06 PM
But then you would be responsible for being the first to Jump the shark.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 24, 2017, 06:30:18 PM
But then you would be responsible for being the first to Jump the shark.


Hang out with him at a bar.  He is the shark.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 25, 2017, 08:45:22 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 26, 2017, 06:55:26 AM
MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 26, 2017, 06:57:17 AM
MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.

Like some sort of punal colony?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on January 26, 2017, 07:34:41 AM
MD is going to run for President one day, build a wall around Rhode Island, and drop all us punsters in there.

Like some sort of punal colony?

 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 26, 2017, 07:40:18 AM
Possibly more like a punintentary.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on January 26, 2017, 08:14:41 AM


(http://i.imgur.com/zPwQ308.jpg) (http://imgur.com/zPwQ308)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 26, 2017, 08:18:08 AM
(http://www.top10lists.top/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/dcf45_lord_of_the_rings_pun_5.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 26, 2017, 08:30:01 AM
(http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aNZbAd0_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 26, 2017, 09:10:41 AM
And thusly, the pun haters open the floodgates...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f6/91/b3/f691b34c7cb67c36ac26f79b4d39968c.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 26, 2017, 09:40:13 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/1d/19/5b/1d195b583eafc66ba7dd102d02cd724f.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 26, 2017, 09:41:28 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4c/d4/78/4cd478ec6f5f55b2cfb7d4385a9008ad.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 26, 2017, 11:16:09 AM
Possibly more like a punintentary.

He'd have rhode us out of town! -- but we'd end up Rhode scholars.  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 26, 2017, 04:59:48 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/ive-got-a-fever-for-memes-about-being-sick-20-photos-210.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 27, 2017, 08:29:30 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/F876F840-DA0C-415B-871C-6FF13FA7FF3C_zpsytklvwwl.jpeg)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 27, 2017, 09:00:11 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/4C80B7D7-AA3A-4901-A01C-C3FB7B9BAB7E_zpsw4qpfb7n.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 27, 2017, 10:15:56 AM
Ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 27, 2017, 12:55:16 PM
(http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r624/MichaelE6/Mobile%20Uploads/4b9d80459c2f6cce8c0c3300c03dc743697a2d697b71a51d478d62e33f0eaad2_1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 28, 2017, 11:20:21 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 28, 2017, 01:26:54 PM
That just elicits a sigh of, "Don't they have any shame?"





Then I remember where I am.   :idiot2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on January 28, 2017, 04:03:02 PM
Then I remember where I am.   :idiot2:

The realization is quite bracing, isn't it?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 28, 2017, 07:11:34 PM
Sounds like the title of his next movie  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 29, 2017, 01:24:46 PM
MD should get Gary Busey to play him in that movie.  ;D Before AND after versions.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 29, 2017, 01:32:02 PM
Oh boy , that guy is craaaaaazy  :idiot2: I saw him on apprentice , and he was a little strange to say the least  ;D I imagine he'd play the character of a tent quite well , he's quite " in-tents "......he wouldn't be "tentative" ..... And he'd have the character pegged down in a jiffy !!!!! ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 29, 2017, 02:40:13 PM
First, E, shame on you.  Those were terrible.

Second, you're a cruel man, B_C.  Gary Busey?!?!?!?!?  That's just mean.  I at least rate Gary Sinise.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on January 29, 2017, 02:42:25 PM
What do we need MD?

6 ft, long hair and a moustache?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 29, 2017, 03:12:08 PM
Emeraldlis, you better stop all that flap, or MD is going to make a guy line for one of the poles and abandon us all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 29, 2017, 03:20:15 PM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-01/683F4C5E-2951-45F9-B9C9-664F8BD668F9_zpsnsg9ofmc.jpeg)

Emeraldlis, you better stop all that flap, or MD is going to make a guy line for one of the poles and abandon us all.

You mean kinda like closing this flap ??? .......flap , flap , flap  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 29, 2017, 03:45:12 PM
What do we need MD?

6 ft, long hair and a moustache?

There's a pic of me around here somewhere....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 29, 2017, 04:00:44 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 07:36:33 AM
MD's gonna be sneaking into your classroom leaving tacks on your chair for you to sit on after that pun  :2funny:  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 07:53:16 AM
Brant's immune to sharp pains in the posterior.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2017, 08:14:33 AM
Brant's immune to sharp pains in the posterior.

and pains in the neck, after repeated exposure to you lot
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 08:17:09 AM
I can feel the love  :smitten:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 09:26:06 AM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 09:32:10 AM
No.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 30, 2017, 03:59:16 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

No.

'Hug,' has the right letters and vowel.  Just needs a different first and last letter.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 30, 2017, 05:17:16 PM
I think you mean two last letters to replace that last 'g.'
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 05:20:29 PM
This is getting complicated.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 05:28:06 PM
No sounds pretty definate to me !!!! Um......I withdraw my friendly hug and give you a pat on the back instead  O:-) you anti social bunch  :nerd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 05:34:07 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out  :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2017, 05:39:08 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out  :uglystupid2:

I'm not hugging you for nuttin'

Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out  :uglystupid2:

I'm not hugging you for nuttin'

Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins

Oh, there will be hugs at Origins.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 05:40:44 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 05:41:58 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:

You're such a slut.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 30, 2017, 05:49:44 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:

You're such a slut.

(http://17663-presscdn-0-49.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/90ec908de97e81e26eebdd28c079d373.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on January 30, 2017, 05:57:27 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:

You're such a slut.

Your just jealous that I'm better at being a slut than you are.   L:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on January 30, 2017, 06:00:33 PM
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:

You're such a slut.

Your just jealous that I'm better at being a slut than you are.   L:-)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


No, that's not it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 30, 2017, 06:31:47 PM
See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out  :uglystupid2:

Now I understand why you said no  :DD.......no , I meant ......did Brant want a hug from me for being a pain in the neck ....and ar$e  , 'cos he sounded pee'd off with us !!!  :2funny:I just thought you sayin I feel the love was really funny  :DD

See now. I thought you were trying to get me and Brant to hug it out  :uglystupid2:

I'm not hugging you for nuttin'

Even on the off-chance you happen to make it to Origins

Looks like your luck ran out with him though mirth ..........maybe you need to buy him a drink first , get him in the mood  :dreamer:
Do ya need to hug it out ?  :hug:

Hugs!?  I'll take a hug from ya Em.   :hug:

Hug comin your way  :hug: 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 31, 2017, 08:09:25 AM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 08:12:37 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water.  Good job by you  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on January 31, 2017, 10:34:04 AM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water.  Good job by you  O0

Translation: ice, ice, baby, too cold... too cold, too cold
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on January 31, 2017, 01:54:13 PM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water.  Good job by you  O0

Why you're more than welcome MD  O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe  ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications  :D

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on January 31, 2017, 02:03:56 PM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water.  Good job by you  O0

Why you're more than welcome MD  O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe  ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications  :D

He's more likely to become an Auburn fan than embrace the nation of puns. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 05:37:14 PM
Well, E, I see you have taken to this site's attempt to trod upon this poor man's sensibilities like a fish to water.  Good job by you  O0

Why you're more than welcome MD  O0 I like to think that we might break you down pun by pun ....eventually ,hehe  ;D one day you may join us in our pun-tifications  :D

He's more likely to become an Auburn fan than embrace the nation of puns.

True that!  And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 31, 2017, 05:47:17 PM
True that!  And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.

E.g., something that only matters to Southern hillbillies and people that marry their cousins.  :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on January 31, 2017, 05:49:38 PM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2017, 04:28:05 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11147201_1137357272945165_2541808018921454154_n.jpg?oh=e96260dcfd9e544ba5369813d925955c&oe=5917BE9C)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 01, 2017, 04:36:40 AM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?

I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 01, 2017, 04:51:47 AM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?

I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.


Sisters it is then.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 01, 2017, 04:56:07 AM
Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?

I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.


Sisters it is then.

In their defense, they were separated at birth.

(http://i.imgur.com/RHcgw03.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2017, 06:25:12 AM
When we get to Origins, remind me to tell you the "sisters" story
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 01, 2017, 07:10:29 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/287/485/8e9.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on February 01, 2017, 08:02:21 AM
^^ ... Hermoine?!

Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?

I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.

Sisters it is then.

I think the preferred term from Oxford University today is zizsters.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 01, 2017, 04:30:10 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/canadian-memes-courtesy-of-our-friends-up-north-24-photos-22.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 01, 2017, 04:43:47 PM
He looks like he's secretly a psycho.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2017, 05:00:35 PM
that looks like the headshot he used with his audition packet he sent in for the lead role in Fifty Shades of Grey
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 01, 2017, 05:25:01 PM
I admit to knowing little about Trudeau, but read a comment somewhere about his CV being him as a snowboard instructor, a high school math teacher, and then Prime Minister of Canada.  ;D

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 01, 2017, 05:41:08 PM
I suspect the Venn diagram of those 3 things is probably more overlap than you think.



edit:  PROOF!

(http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11144.0;attach=9791;image)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 02, 2017, 06:24:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Xgs6lvg.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 02, 2017, 06:32:27 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/gR-FNL0BGrz_s7FHYNA2lqPRup4hzCYczSblRsfeMoQ.jpg?w=540&s=0d9615eeaa9dfaac59fcea11be9e6ea4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on February 02, 2017, 07:22:08 AM
^^  :o ...wonder what the story was behind that?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on February 02, 2017, 09:28:46 AM
^^  :o ...wonder what the story was behind that?

meth/coke
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 03, 2017, 07:45:36 AM
True that!  And for our Irish lass, Auburn is the mortal enemy of Alabama in college football.

E.g., something that only matters to Southern hillbillies and people that marry their cousins.  :)

Uhhhhh....you live a fair piece further south than I do.  So is it sisters that far south instead of cousins?

I think where you live is much more Southern than where I live. SE Texas is mostly yuppie transplants and fur'ners nowadays.


Sisters it is then.
When we get to Origins, remind me to tell you the "sisters" story

 :DD :DD :DD

I'm now mortally afraid to ever visit the south !!!!! Hahahaha, and if I did I'd definitely come alone .....I'm bringing no sister of mine O:-) .....I do however have a lot of cousins , you hillbillies can impress them with your banjo playing skill-age and ya alligator boots that you probably wrestled and killed with your 12 bow shotgun whilst cheering on Alabama scoring a touchdown ....or whatever it is that they do , hehehe  :D ;D ;D
I really wish I was coming to origins , I'm gonna miss the "sisters" story and the ensuing hilarity from you lot  :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 03, 2017, 07:22:53 PM
Origins was a blast.  Moreso for me because I got to meet Brant & his family, Barthheart, Cap'n Darwin & his family, Dr. Sterrett & his family, Martok (who was my roomie for a couple of nights), Cyrano & his family, Panzer De, Mark Walker & his daughter.  Awesome people all and I am looking forward to meeting mirth at this years Origins.  I think Airboy will be there and I seem to remember OJsDad saying he might be there, too.  So, I am definitely there for the social aspect.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 06, 2017, 08:49:00 AM
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16003275_1131593436957426_730789024158302908_n.jpg?oh=895fa6573b36f6bb45a8591203ece876&oe=593EA4D4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 06, 2017, 02:26:59 PM
Origins was a blast.  Moreso for me because I got to meet Brant & his family, Barthheart, Cap'n Darwin & his family, Dr. Sterrett & his family, Martok (who was my roomie for a couple of nights), Cyrano & his family, Panzer De, Mark Walker & his daughter.  Awesome people all and I am looking forward to meeting mirth at this years Origins.  I think Airboy will be there and I seem to remember OJsDad saying he might be there, too.  So, I am definitely there for the social aspect.

It sounds like a lot of fun , and I'd love to meet all of you guys that I've been talking to and getting to know on here :) if I could make it happen I would !!!! Enjoy yourself this year , I'm sure you will  O0

And on that note , another pun for you sir !!!
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-02/8ED063C0-71CB-44C6-A04C-BE812516D614_zps5odjvpre.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on February 06, 2017, 02:29:48 PM
...Mr.T might not let us in anyway, Em. >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 06, 2017, 03:26:07 PM
...Mr.T might not let us in anyway, Em. >:(

True dat  >:( although who can resist a bunch of punsters like us lot  :) homeland security might just let us pass for compassionate reasons , namely , it wouldn't be compassionate of them to stop the British contingent from regaling the U.S contingent at origins with all our stories and general punning and gaming goodness !!! The Trump HAS to let us in  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 06, 2017, 06:51:48 PM
Uhhhh....I could resist a bunch of punsters.  ;)  I will say that we'd be glad to have any of the UK contingent here in the States for Origins.  Might class the joint up a bit  :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 12:11:57 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand?  :dreamer:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2017, 04:32:01 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand?  :dreamer:

Class?!?!  You guys are smuggling unclipped board games back over the border!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on February 07, 2017, 09:31:11 AM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand?  :dreamer:

why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 07, 2017, 02:25:28 PM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand?  :dreamer:

why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?

The ones you are complaining about... they are French!  :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 07, 2017, 05:02:11 PM
We've already got Canadians, how much more class can you stand?  :dreamer:

why do you people have such a hard time driving in sunshine?

The ones you are complaining about... Zay are Fransh!  :P


FITY
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2017, 06:18:43 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16406749_1880753652202347_3291582920102489661_n.jpg?oh=b3a154146fff2db5a884596eda8ef2b6&oe=590F75B8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 07, 2017, 07:55:57 PM
You are a terrible man, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on February 08, 2017, 06:28:02 PM
(http://b2.img.mobypicture.com/f696b62755ff573f5e993fdeaa3710e2_large.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on February 08, 2017, 06:30:07 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/05/3b/6d/053b6df53a2047e594011df479ffc3c9.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on February 08, 2017, 06:31:35 PM
(http://www.cherrycrestfarm.com/img/spot/1-vango.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 08, 2017, 06:44:30 PM
(http://b2.img.mobypicture.com/f696b62755ff573f5e993fdeaa3710e2_large.jpg)

This is stupid briiliant
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 08, 2017, 08:57:49 PM
(http://b2.img.mobypicture.com/f696b62755ff573f5e993fdeaa3710e2_large.jpg)

This is stupid briiliant

Ftfy
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 09, 2017, 04:23:17 PM
(http://b2.img.mobypicture.com/f696b62755ff573f5e993fdeaa3710e2_large.jpg)

This is briiliant

Ftfy

Ftfy  again  ....think you really meant to aknowledge the brilliant awesomeness of that pun  :D  :2funny:

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16406749_1880753652202347_3291582920102489661_n.jpg?oh=b3a154146fff2db5a884596eda8ef2b6&oe=590F75B8)

Yo Bro....   :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 10, 2017, 04:31:33 PM
Here's a novel idea

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16507819_10154346263053379_1031942768517495276_n.png?oh=6098acbc7ab98305bd3670bfdbad155a&oe=593BCC42)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 11, 2017, 02:50:57 PM
Hmmmm......why cant they do both ?!?! Haha , a book AND a cocktail from a guy would be potent stuff  ;D not sure a girl could quite resist the lure of that  :-"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on February 11, 2017, 03:42:49 PM
..just jotting this down..........

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: undercovergeek on February 11, 2017, 03:49:26 PM
A book about cocktails?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on February 11, 2017, 04:03:55 PM
Cocktails is such an unfortunate word.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 12, 2017, 07:42:33 AM
Cocktails is such an unfortunate word.

So is dongle.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 12, 2017, 07:42:46 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/whats-a-meme-to-a-god-whats-a-god-to-a-meme-whats-a-meme-to-a-non-believer-who-dont-believe-in-any-meme-30-photos-219.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 12, 2017, 08:00:23 AM
Ah , go on now , let the the cute doggy out of the sin bin and back on the rink  ;D

A book about cocktails?

Well, that's a brilliant idea  :D and if he made me a cocktail from the book all about cocktails ...welllllll , that would be awesome and appreciated :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 15, 2017, 08:08:04 AM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7e/7e3d2f9d5a66955bd3619fdc4f31f6a447ec2c4dbf312b10d201fd5a5454efe5.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 15, 2017, 09:29:15 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16730630_10154503171507424_3888696940098590970_n.jpg?oh=d931511222d80a9fa83953cd5acc48a9&oe=59419949)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 15, 2017, 09:57:26 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/daily-afternoon-randomness-51-photos-218.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 15, 2017, 10:29:18 AM
Ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Bison on February 15, 2017, 10:36:15 AM
(http://slightlywarped.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/puns_can_be_both_witty_and_stupid_simultaneously_640_17.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 15, 2017, 08:28:53 PM
Now that's just trying too hard.   #:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 16, 2017, 05:06:08 AM
(http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Best-Bad-Puns-That-You_re-Going-To-Read-Today27.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 20, 2017, 01:17:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6npzNiu.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 20, 2017, 05:05:59 PM
You are a horrible, horrible man.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 20, 2017, 06:06:52 PM
only 2 horribles?  Clearly I need to up my game!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 20, 2017, 06:11:37 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8b/df/43/8bdf43ff4570bd23ba9214894fc4581e.jpg)


(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201504_1525_bddcf_sm.jpg)


(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201407_1506_gedcf_sm.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 21, 2017, 05:34:51 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16711934_10155782147663102_4150152198960947002_n.jpg?oh=4d62eac95f78e761f98edf1978008640&oe=59375B27)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 22, 2017, 02:26:45 PM
^^^
 ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on February 23, 2017, 06:32:38 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864458_1352481621504378_8852012516280933485_n.jpg?oh=600da35f9d4b4713fa543e00bf162b48&oe=59367C3B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 06:11:31 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1516947-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 06:11:49 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1517005-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 06:12:18 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1517475-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 06:13:04 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1519358-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 06:13:49 AM
(http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/1521775-980x.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 24, 2017, 08:11:05 AM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/13/13a4ead904098cbd0e2546342cac543558fce6e1f2bdeef261eef7a2699093c2.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 24, 2017, 08:11:57 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3f/af/59/3faf599d46c7ee5e0474d84175706107.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on February 24, 2017, 08:15:44 AM
^little behind the times, BC

(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16003275_1131593436957426_730789024158302908_n.jpg?oh=895fa6573b36f6bb45a8591203ece876&oe=593EA4D4)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on February 24, 2017, 08:21:59 AM
Good on you, mate.

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/2d2a06efe7270936abe769b4511df252/tumblr_nrwz9wMVNH1s36knoo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on February 24, 2017, 06:20:13 PM
Shouldn't that be "You Shay?"


What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 25, 2017, 06:14:03 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16864890_1293344947397537_3317399527691723403_n.jpg?oh=6477c692d384218d9cba19e7cde3a20e&oe=5940A9D9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 25, 2017, 07:44:06 AM
That's just awful, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Emeraldlis on February 25, 2017, 10:56:44 AM
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/lisajanecoleman/Mobile%20Uploads/2017-02/EC705BD1-33CE-458D-9836-55C9A30A739C_zpsa0du4c9p.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on February 25, 2017, 11:39:51 AM
I think that Brant finds all these terrible puns and when you guys log in, you find them in your pm's.  Kind of spread the misery around.   :knuppel2:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2017, 05:14:55 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/hilarious-puns-20-photos-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2017, 05:20:49 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/hilarious-puns-20-photos-215.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2017, 05:21:25 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/hilarious-puns-20-photos-219.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 01, 2017, 05:28:44 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/shakespeare-memes-20-photos-29.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 01, 2017, 05:50:08 PM

lol @ the last one
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 02, 2017, 10:31:27 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/ZTzBmMLaQSmTQKy3vrlKgCq1lAX-zxYy-WGoSREaJQg.jpg?w=473&s=32826681e0601ce8f17dfada8830698d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 02, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/funny-clever-ideas-people-pictures-7.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 02, 2017, 04:36:15 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/funny-clever-ideas-people-pictures-3.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 02, 2017, 04:56:18 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/daily-afternoon-randomness-51-photos-25.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 02, 2017, 05:18:13 PM
OK, that took me a while... but then I never watch the show. The newer one, that is. I was actually thinking 'the DI from Band of Brothers?' first.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 02, 2017, 06:30:11 PM
I was actually thinking 'the DI from Band of Brothers?' first.

He was CPT Sobel, the first company commander, not a DI.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on March 02, 2017, 07:29:33 PM
Sorry- I saw BoB only once, back when it first hit DVD.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 04, 2017, 08:55:06 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17022515_903435213126919_3342112054478956516_n.jpg?oh=009731fa520f0a7738fa910a98d3bdd2&oe=593AE638)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 05, 2017, 06:19:03 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/2005041-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 05, 2017, 06:19:48 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/2005041-210.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 05, 2017, 06:20:49 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/2005041-28.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 05, 2017, 06:35:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HcoIZs1.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 05, 2017, 06:50:49 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17103475_1606850932664303_5148935601381280793_n.jpg?oh=38cf21f0562cf0b3a9daa8989347b60a&oe=5928B234)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 06, 2017, 06:45:50 AM
(http://static.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/4cheese.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on March 06, 2017, 09:49:26 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17190523_1522107281141590_5458146382923467251_n.jpg?oh=6110863a41f67c4bd4b866027139e106&oe=596DC7BA)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 06, 2017, 09:58:13 AM
^lol
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 06, 2017, 11:42:56 AM
ROFL ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 06, 2017, 10:00:48 PM
Isn't there a thumbs down smiley around here?  What kind of wargaming website are we if we can't thumbs down somebody and feed'em to the lions?!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 08, 2017, 10:04:49 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16939182_800684683415626_8595646282492071712_n.jpg?oh=340d1189e893037af1a3293ca8a653c6&oe=5964A14D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 08, 2017, 05:20:06 PM
The top of that meme is correct.  The bottom, not at all.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 09, 2017, 09:50:42 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17156348_1031354993675856_1827340434858168747_n.jpg?oh=940cc5a5ba77d4bdcd421d2b672331c5&oe=596232B9)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 09, 2017, 10:30:56 AM
(https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sysmonicon.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 09, 2017, 01:58:34 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5368712704/h62BA8FD9/)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2017, 07:12:23 AM
Quote
The downside of living in my area is that many have head lice.
The positive side is, we are a close nit community.


Quote
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
A trophy.

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 10, 2017, 10:57:34 AM
Booooooooo! 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2017, 10:26:19 PM
ROFL ;D

people your age cant travel that fast.   O:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 12, 2017, 07:59:39 AM
(https://millenniumconjectures.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pastis-in-strip.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 12, 2017, 08:07:14 AM
I second the vote.  That was a painful long way to come for that one.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 12, 2017, 02:06:16 PM
That was a painful long way to come for that one.

What, and the rest of Pastis' puns aren't??  Virtually all of them are reached via a tortuously circuitous rout. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 12, 2017, 02:19:00 PM
That just seemed abnormally circuitous.  And not the least bit funny.  Gotta stay strong, my brother!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 12, 2017, 03:10:19 PM
To the last breath!! 


(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/Khan%20to%20the%20last%20breath_zpsbzlibwpe.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 12, 2017, 03:29:59 PM
I pun with thee!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 13, 2017, 11:43:44 AM
Me, never.  But that was still a hilarious -- and from you, the perfect -- response.  :2funny: 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 13, 2017, 05:12:08 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021562_756732917829192_2832924364493492942_n.png?oh=e4356f3ebb43b0750cfedbed4a6b3195&oe=59283AD1)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17191120_756736631162154_5481909849168365213_n.png?oh=6da05899e061ef1d30f2a023572d05d0&oe=596745A0)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17264436_756735627828921_4450276792915621231_n.jpg?oh=4e5667ee04e028f284f8e530e260e308&oe=596FC2EC)


Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 13, 2017, 08:09:49 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17308943_1299488023461058_385656415739841701_n.jpg?oh=546b949217ef000b7665fd5c47b6cf30&oe=5968493F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 13, 2017, 08:17:15 PM
^lol
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 13, 2017, 08:35:06 PM
I laughed at that one, too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 13, 2017, 08:58:38 PM
I laughed at that one, too.

(http://images.covers.com/covers/emoticons/an_dance.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 13, 2017, 09:33:06 PM
Enjoy your victory.  I am sure it will be short lived.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 14, 2017, 05:46:40 AM
this should ruin it ;)

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17156084_10154200620691891_5459027169804064498_n.jpg?oh=3565005b4e0dd6af579330607d9e8d5b&oe=592DE980)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 14, 2017, 10:23:02 AM
^  Oy vey.  Those are almost dad joke-like in their groan-worthiness. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 14, 2017, 10:43:01 AM
Yeah, they are good, aint they :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 14, 2017, 11:05:32 AM
While I have enormous respect and admiration for you and the Luftstache, Bawb, it must be said that you & I have very different definitions of "good".  :P 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on March 14, 2017, 12:17:06 PM
Ah, grasshopper, you have much to learn...... ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 14, 2017, 01:27:11 PM
A fact which I have never disputed.  O:-) 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 14, 2017, 05:50:28 PM
this should ruin it ;)


Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 15, 2017, 08:10:25 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17200934_1301151229961404_7931004041975395860_n.jpg?oh=e4e77d8ce5c08d32be3d5bc63e67c3f1&oe=5969F256)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 15, 2017, 08:13:53 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/69/be/0d/69be0da2afb102d59af03c43989a3fe4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 16, 2017, 10:22:32 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17264256_731678013692201_4015002596300765803_n.png?oh=6f8e6554a949258e3af2aeb8abe337fe&oe=592C19A8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 16, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
(http://img1.izismile.com/img/img8/20150107/640/puns_can_be_both_witty_and_stupid_simultaneously_640_16.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 16, 2017, 07:10:03 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5d/1b/64/5d1b6433852e6b851417a9ddf64ded40.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 18, 2017, 12:39:16 AM
Okay, I laughed at the Mordorhead one.  (The image was just too silly/absurd not to!) 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 20, 2017, 07:14:45 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/weekend-morning-awesomeness-36-photos-225.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 20, 2017, 08:26:11 AM
I don't know if it's just me, but I swear media editors are punning more as of late. 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 21, 2017, 12:40:47 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/1e2befeeb80b1237ac5e3c102696a031.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 21, 2017, 03:58:34 PM
(https://img.memesuper.com/7c901e2c23930f53c57b8841e67c38c9_are-you-serious-wtf-meme-baby-meme-wtf-face_480-320.jpeg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on March 21, 2017, 06:12:19 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/1e2befeeb80b1237ac5e3c102696a031.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)

Those are the Traffic Zebras of Bolivia.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 22, 2017, 06:35:53 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/screen-shot-2017-03-22-at-1-20-32-pmwtmk.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 23, 2017, 06:19:36 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nMhdF1F.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 23, 2017, 01:05:44 PM
(http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/e0677df9-eb5c-462b-8ae3-a078dbc402b0/7f93caa0-87ad-4468-904a-30b1ab4b170d.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 24, 2017, 08:41:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/znslGIa.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on March 24, 2017, 09:07:22 PM
Oy vey... 


(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/Funny/1521989_zps4ejowpk7.gif)

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 26, 2017, 06:40:42 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/tk-random-memes-that-made-us-spit-out-our-morning-coffee-this-week-24.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=570)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 26, 2017, 06:46:16 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/tk-random-memes-that-made-us-spit-out-our-morning-coffee-this-week-225.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on March 26, 2017, 12:14:18 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17522555_10154193930427234_7063311755517405518_n.jpg?oh=40db042cf58ba766ab53c85700102103&oe=596EF2EA)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 26, 2017, 04:29:43 PM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 29, 2017, 04:01:45 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1028/6695/products/2705_Mu_flat_front_2048x2048.jpg?v=1459459915)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 31, 2017, 08:28:52 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/07/bf/a7/07bfa7c8a66df12ae1a3223daf115bd0.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on March 31, 2017, 08:29:34 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/30/07/97/300797fcd64a1d72bd476814654ea7ed.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 31, 2017, 09:24:00 AM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-buzz-13108-1403000019-6.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on March 31, 2017, 09:26:37 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/95af237fd5dde6f87625a99d81e04a40/tumblr_neuohbi6sF1u3ol0lo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 02, 2017, 02:06:11 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17352390_10155602873155400_8964558430843100483_n.png?oh=e21b3aebbf39d67f9e1d74aa71fe0b03&oe=595AB19A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 02, 2017, 02:56:26 PM
That's just terrible.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 03, 2017, 02:22:05 PM
Also a joke that could have easily been in an original script.

Even I don't want to encourage anyone to dig those up...  ::)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 03, 2017, 02:41:07 PM
Best laid to rest, you mean?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 03, 2017, 02:52:21 PM
Good lord, his relatives are encouraging him: 


(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/1524426_zpsfseni1g1.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 03, 2017, 06:22:40 PM
I'm afraid it doesn't run, but gallops.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 06, 2017, 03:49:52 PM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 07, 2017, 12:35:28 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-471-277.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 08, 2017, 03:35:18 AM
Okay, that one made me laugh.  :DD 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 08, 2017, 04:52:33 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/xazwm0l2xtaifurmlhlzvdpumlfboveqv1e9blikb9m.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=576)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 10, 2017, 11:02:27 AM
^ Sad to say it took me a minute on that one!  #:-)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 10, 2017, 05:21:31 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17861664_1262137717237867_202191297679730152_n.jpg?oh=b128df05bb9277ad7bede9fd2a410024&oe=595346B5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 10, 2017, 08:42:28 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 10, 2017, 09:05:56 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.


I'm actually on board with this request.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 10, 2017, 11:20:59 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 04:58:41 AM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)

Selective memory.  Or lots of drugs.  Your choice.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 11, 2017, 10:51:06 AM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)

Selective memory.  Or lots of drugs.  Your choice.

Canada is introducing the legal weed legislation sometime in the next week or so....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: OJsDad on April 11, 2017, 10:55:36 AM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)

Selective memory.  Or lots of drugs.  Your choice.

One caused by the other.  Your choice on which came first. :)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:23:31 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)

Selective memory.  Or lots of drugs.  Your choice.

Canada is introducing the legal weed legislation sometime in the next week or so....

Good luck to your country in their quest for enlightenment and sanity  O0
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 11, 2017, 05:25:01 PM
PLEASE don't ruin Foxtrot for me.

If you like it that much, you've already read that one :)

Selective memory.  Or lots of drugs.  Your choice.

One caused by the other.  Your choice on which came first. :)

I will give you an answer, my friend, that has survived since ancient times.  Or maybe it's been far in the future.  In any case, that answer is, forty two.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 11, 2017, 06:54:29 PM
Now we have to figure out what the question is. Does anyone know any pan-dimensional white mice?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 12, 2017, 10:34:17 AM
I admit I almost laughed at the sheer stupidity of this one: 

(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h412/Rotarrin/1526748_zpsuxnyk2da.gif)




Now we have to figure out what the question is. Does anyone know any pan-dimensional white mice?

Or a hyper-intelligent shade of blue?  That might do as well. 

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on April 12, 2017, 11:52:10 AM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 12, 2017, 06:44:10 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/0652a49447f22116b7efdffdf2e12824e7736c31b15c70f519a64f6695b966b2_1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=480)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 12, 2017, 06:49:08 PM
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 12, 2017, 06:49:45 PM
^lol!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 13, 2017, 06:09:31 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B9DkGNA.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 13, 2017, 06:18:07 AM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17796801_1688489011175239_911042783847185431_n.jpg?oh=5a19348cf391d2413f880ce9660a2712&oe=59537964)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 13, 2017, 06:53:13 PM
Those were both bad.  And within 10 minutes of each other.  You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 13, 2017, 07:04:59 PM
Those were both bad.  And within 10 minutes of each other.  You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?

I'm sure. There is :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 13, 2017, 08:05:24 PM
Those were both bad.  And within 10 minutes of each other.  You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?

I'm sure. There is :P


Just because there's no conspiracy doesn't mean that they aren't out to get me.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 14, 2017, 05:01:31 AM
Wouldn't they have gotten you by now?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 14, 2017, 10:56:34 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/these-hilariously-immature-parents-need-a-babysitter-50-photos-215.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 14, 2017, 09:40:02 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17861434_1506821452714461_1891800713718173223_n.png?oh=15fe4eab65ede65ebfe70cdf8977446a&oe=5983B607)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 16, 2017, 04:08:02 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17952941_1330358770379444_4621233730343014614_n.jpg?oh=24c04281e3f18727a4ca020b7986a68c&oe=5953AE8D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 16, 2017, 04:36:19 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 17, 2017, 11:22:22 AM
Those were both bad.  And within 10 minutes of each other.  You sure there's not some secret thread somewhere that you guys plan this shit out ahead of time?

Your pun on Brant's #2 joke: I saw it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 17, 2017, 05:27:19 PM
I plead insanity.  Or it was subconscious.  Either way, I'm not owning that turd.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on April 17, 2017, 05:33:46 PM
Soon...
 

Gabba gabba...

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 19, 2017, 02:16:06 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18034274_1183540338421933_2269986775100460810_n.jpg?oh=499581294729aeef468395c674b30873&oe=5985B92B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 20, 2017, 05:53:11 AM
^  Okay, that time I *did* laugh out loud at its sheer stupidity.  :DD 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 20, 2017, 10:46:19 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1nl656.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 20, 2017, 10:47:00 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 20, 2017, 10:58:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UgJ6RiC.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 20, 2017, 11:01:10 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-2397.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 20, 2017, 11:04:21 AM
^ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on April 21, 2017, 09:08:07 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/tzschslbvr7durzmch9hydmu31coj8gezzkz2gtra8i1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 23, 2017, 06:35:08 AM
^lol
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 23, 2017, 06:35:25 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1nqpk3.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 23, 2017, 03:50:32 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/fa/5f/d3fa5f4d4f27d8fb411691a6427943a7.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Uberhaus on April 23, 2017, 06:37:54 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/fa/5f/d3fa5f4d4f27d8fb411691a6427943a7.jpg)



and your puns  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 25, 2017, 02:58:22 PM
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Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 25, 2017, 07:51:54 PM
The pre-generated ones are bad enough.  Now you have taken to making your own for my misery.  I'll be sure to thank you if we ever meet. :P
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 25, 2017, 07:56:32 PM
147 pages of this wonderful stuff; it's got to perpetuate itself somehow.  ;D
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Martok on April 26, 2017, 12:40:07 AM
I see no reason why that has to be the case.  ::) 
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Airborne Rifles on April 26, 2017, 11:53:50 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18118934_1683592928601202_3860543122004216279_n.jpg?oh=a7abc34ef32811c1b28d4caa7b0fd2db&oe=59810740)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 26, 2017, 11:59:28 AM
<chuckle>
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on April 26, 2017, 02:15:03 PM
And now where's the outrage, huh!? HUHH?!???!?1? #FakeGnusMatter
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 26, 2017, 08:05:24 PM
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2017, 05:10:16 AM
(http://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/funny-photos-of-awful-puns-good-buns-bad-puns-funny-puns-hexual-ceiling.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 27, 2017, 06:57:46 AM
I see no reason why that has to be the case.  ::) 


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18118865_708501959311827_2354028503754773609_n.jpg?oh=3011ce2b5e60290f08b95d383d05454d&oe=59821041)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 27, 2017, 12:02:04 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18118780_1585228661507409_5315184633566663618_n.jpg?oh=6938b939597b0c13516fe1dccb86b074&oe=597F44B8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on April 27, 2017, 01:59:28 PM
I laughed  at this one

(http://i.imgur.com/U0IAAtX.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on April 27, 2017, 04:37:29 PM
Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 27, 2017, 04:38:46 PM
I laughed  at this one

(http://i.imgur.com/U0IAAtX.jpg)

An Oregon Trail pun. Excellent!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2017, 04:12:49 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/5ywfhsvlbwtgqpe6kxr6czpvmwc_pnrt4t88o-pv2mm.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=441)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 28, 2017, 04:14:23 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/daily-morning-awesomeness-40-photos-476-218.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2017, 08:30:15 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18194749_1827209917297061_9014855563921154627_n.jpg?oh=d4afa75b713fca423c3228249712ee57&oe=598143E0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2017, 08:57:41 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17992320_1829730187053113_6035588446368681861_n.jpg?oh=d7e010c35b28f27a0ee20efed03b5959&oe=59883B92)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 29, 2017, 09:03:02 PM
Vise your Spam?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on April 30, 2017, 09:06:21 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/734702f7894a5b5fc752fea96e76b8fa_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2017, 10:22:01 AM
If it's 2Bach, shouldn't there be more than one?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2017, 10:41:17 AM
Vise your Spam?

you're trying to be difficult, aren't you?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on April 30, 2017, 11:15:17 AM
Vise your Spam?

you're trying to be difficult, aren't you?


Could be
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 30, 2017, 04:52:09 PM
if there was an army of chupacabras, he'd be the colonel

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18222016_1679282068754522_3084722922206773778_n.jpg?oh=5c2ce3f9c9d76a7781da221685ba1c25&oe=5987A94B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bbmike on April 30, 2017, 05:04:43 PM
^I shouldn't admit it, but I laughed at that.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 01, 2017, 07:00:23 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18198749_1725056870851786_1709465872164388603_n.jpg?oh=803bcc5198bef77353335f8ddd475236&oe=5991379F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 05, 2017, 06:23:30 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/BS5keCI.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 05, 2017, 06:23:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pOgcyvd.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 05, 2017, 06:25:02 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/screen-shot-2017-05-03-at-2-57-03-pm.png?w=600&h=747)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 07, 2017, 07:33:35 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18275031_1200216780087622_2841369877987602251_n.jpg?oh=9d34bca8568842a4abc543534c7a6b31&oe=59C21C3A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 07, 2017, 08:53:42 PM
If I shout out, will it keep the puns in?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 09, 2017, 08:01:15 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18301363_1201459609963339_3831779701618526529_n.jpg?oh=796bcb297c1a55ccf6408eb2cab4b23f&oe=597CF935)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 09, 2017, 06:30:18 PM
*Chuckle*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 10, 2017, 06:24:40 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/10_18252495_2050241605205617_6957100227786440704_n.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 10, 2017, 06:25:34 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/45_17586720_817465621745165_6211054530046459904_n.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 10, 2017, 06:42:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/qe5GEwg.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 10, 2017, 07:57:01 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/fblnbmdhc2fyljutqq2n6jkxnhlgugunkxrqbsavfj0.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=576)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 10, 2017, 08:17:12 PM
Ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 12, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IX2TkIN.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on May 12, 2017, 10:45:31 AM
Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on May 12, 2017, 10:45:48 AM
(https://i.redd.it/k6pm2yqri3xy.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 12, 2017, 10:49:48 AM
Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....

Or you might be going blind...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 12, 2017, 10:54:33 AM
Tsk, mirth... can't see the pic.... old age is creeping up on you....

Or you might be going blind...

This... I see the pic just fine....
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 12, 2017, 05:59:25 PM
I wish I didn't.    :(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 13, 2017, 06:03:24 AM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18402899_10158917842745495_8991895389119317178_n.jpg?oh=3561a0b0b06b257f48018f85a7d3a755&oe=59C22D81)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 13, 2017, 06:16:13 AM
"It's a pap"  :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 14, 2017, 08:42:19 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18274909_1200056906770276_4948793152198111759_n.jpg?oh=b50a9a188fb40e0e4051ddbd1a8fa0d8&oe=59B3C359)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18199236_1196815757094391_4890586017115107760_n.jpg?oh=12fb45a36b9f828bd8f3686fbcbbc5dd&oe=597C65D5)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 16, 2017, 10:12:59 AM
(https://i.redd.it/esqokcppxrxy.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 16, 2017, 10:14:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IlhpOx4.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 16, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B1hbp86.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 16, 2017, 10:23:54 AM
ha
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 17, 2017, 12:13:41 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/77f4d13abc2ad679a518e3efe37a5eea_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 17, 2017, 12:17:12 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2204.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 18, 2017, 10:11:08 AM
(https://i.redd.it/eoobuhf4e2yy.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 18, 2017, 04:50:06 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/3a048a29c94a0d14ec8d06608b596bd3.jpeg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 18, 2017, 06:42:55 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1pb5ph.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 18, 2017, 07:10:58 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1pb5ph.jpg)
:2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 19, 2017, 10:19:16 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18486390_718475128314510_915447495026823818_n.jpg?oh=5c90cbaa60a2a6a40ce27d9483a9585d&oe=59764CAC)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 20, 2017, 04:34:55 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18556116_10211377945197446_1510821518437316769_n.jpg?oh=45c6f36f5088dcd69de4ef3221624ed3&oe=59B60F80)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 20, 2017, 05:34:01 AM
^ :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 22, 2017, 10:03:20 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18033086_829376283879799_3730623746387738797_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=21c2c4d63769a299020d2054e0d0b6b9&oe=59B413BB)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on May 23, 2017, 09:42:28 AM


I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 24, 2017, 06:59:44 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/c8fdffca168186be28fef8e2ac85461a_width-600.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 24, 2017, 09:57:39 PM
Because you all loved it so much the first time:  What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?  A salad shooter.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 24, 2017, 10:02:12 PM
Because you all loved it so much the first time:  What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?  A salad shooter.

the response was funnier
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 24, 2017, 10:11:45 PM
I think I'd rather shuck between fits.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:23:19 AM
(https://i.redd.it/da74ee12bjzy.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:26:21 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/smart-clever-humor-funny-pictures-42.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:27:47 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/smart-clever-humor-funny-pictures-36.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:33:00 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/smart-clever-humor-funny-pictures-26.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:33:28 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/smart-clever-humor-funny-pictures-25.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 25, 2017, 06:34:07 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/smart-clever-humor-funny-pictures-20.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 25, 2017, 07:44:56 AM
LOL'ed at tennis...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 26, 2017, 04:16:32 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18447282_1690812914545870_9051140135060314811_n.jpg?oh=17d84ffd5f3c353cab426795a573d373&oe=59B7A9A2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 26, 2017, 04:18:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18446533_1690549804572181_4493346690590970065_n.jpg?oh=67228a14b356991782e4d037b92ef421&oe=59EA04F3)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18485731_1690467781247050_6902919705070277966_n.jpg?oh=a450dfc7faf878cc6b9a74ce52759468&oe=599DF199)


(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18485996_1689791941314634_2652919241440241585_n.jpg?oh=8e7d4c2e6a3398ddf3c6591b51388fba&oe=599EC2D2)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 27, 2017, 04:59:46 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/this-restaurant-is-crushing-the-sign-game-28-photos-213.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 27, 2017, 05:01:42 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/this-restaurant-is-crushing-the-sign-game-28-photos-215.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 29, 2017, 04:56:49 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/f35a8ee9341d6481d9f63c2ca4c0cdb4b1ed6fd55a0de4fc17265323f078fca0_1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 29, 2017, 07:17:59 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1495978231-20170528.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 29, 2017, 07:32:35 AM
My understanding of the above cartoon is rather limited.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 29, 2017, 07:33:30 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1495201348-20170519.png)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 30, 2017, 11:56:54 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18556981_723224927839530_4143822084393511537_n.jpg?oh=939f5f40a3ecb1cd513572cecd6cbee0&oe=59ACC18D)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2017, 11:58:18 AM
MD isn't going to get. He hasn't seen Airplane!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 30, 2017, 12:27:32 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/tyler-elliot.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 30, 2017, 12:28:57 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Gusington on May 30, 2017, 12:30:55 PM
Shirley - MD must have seen Airplane by now!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 30, 2017, 12:31:57 PM
No, but he does like gladiator movies.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on May 30, 2017, 04:05:14 PM
Has he ever been to a Turkish Bath?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 30, 2017, 04:32:05 PM
In reverse order:

No

No I don't

Yes I have.  And quit calling me Shirley.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 30, 2017, 05:24:11 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18740707_10154540952948309_2854541369856247579_n.jpg?oh=cca19d070fab5cb34cd0107c10db4083&oe=59A29C97)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 30, 2017, 06:50:52 PM
*snort*
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2017, 04:13:22 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18740486_723451187816904_7670112003909111012_n.jpg?oh=bd31b4ea25ed88aaa1e3fc134add0e37&oe=599E7BC8)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on May 31, 2017, 10:46:52 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18670969_1909122839375557_6505932336534127978_n.png?oh=e31c674d30bd1aa5b2bf1df8973e6b25&oe=59E7E90B)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 10:48:08 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18670969_1909122839375557_6505932336534127978_n.png?oh=e31c674d30bd1aa5b2bf1df8973e6b25&oe=59E7E90B)

 :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 04:25:23 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18670969_1909122839375557_6505932336534127978_n.png?oh=e31c674d30bd1aa5b2bf1df8973e6b25&oe=59E7E90B)

 :DD


Because mirth wishes he was




Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on May 31, 2017, 05:14:14 PM
^Carol Cleveland is the unsung member of Monty Python.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 05:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2017, 05:59:39 PM
I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.

no one jacks his lumber like Mirth

Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:38:05 PM
And no one knows it like Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 08:07:21 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on May 31, 2017, 08:37:40 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?

You'll find out soon enough.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 09:35:43 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?

You'll find out soon enough.


It's not too late to call the hotel.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 01, 2017, 07:59:11 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2554.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=585)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 01, 2017, 08:21:09 AM
(https://i.redd.it/2k244r58m01z.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Windigo on June 01, 2017, 10:10:50 AM
ooooh



uber dad joke right there
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 01, 2017, 10:51:41 AM
(https://i.redd.it/2mygfv7sr11z.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: besilarius on June 01, 2017, 05:08:43 PM
This is just full of meaning.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on June 01, 2017, 05:11:55 PM
Uh... Bes? ^^^
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 01, 2017, 08:45:01 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18813498_1355308697880909_5944800032563442537_n.jpg?oh=df44324af1861f4796797beae735f94a&oe=59E2B235)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 01, 2017, 08:48:15 PM
You'll never beat the one SDR used to use in his sig line.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 02, 2017, 10:22:32 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/the-workplace-is-a-treasure-trove-of-funny-signs-photos-214.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 04, 2017, 05:48:30 AM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/VAh6qA3wPWpSN4zjhEqd9HqmZXGW2i6l1_nKzX5X6V8.jpg?w=576&s=6c2c36667e76c90515159b5e4b38ac64)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 04, 2017, 06:04:04 AM
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/ff3c13301c980135b2a7005056a9545d)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 07, 2017, 06:06:11 PM
too soon?

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18740499_1364996850250523_4393862958174383412_n.jpg?oh=9734ca0c827f0b8bfc480981157ee27c&oe=59DAE77A)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 08, 2017, 06:36:08 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/nailed-it-x-photos-25.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 08, 2017, 06:38:02 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/nailed-it-x-photos-219.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on June 09, 2017, 01:50:43 PM
^^ Odds are good, not driven by a Republican. ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 10, 2017, 05:21:14 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19030490_728140024014687_5591045875046042695_n.jpg?oh=9f21caffd579e1248280e8ab1af437c1&oe=59E9D9B1)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 11, 2017, 08:11:53 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-07-at-10-56-08-am.png?w=587&h=733)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 12, 2017, 10:10:35 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/4e77ea8d99e8b4df08c72887c2da32b4.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 12, 2017, 05:05:34 PM
You do realize I will be seeing you in person in a few short days...
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 13, 2017, 06:00:25 AM
 :)

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18893386_1300988003331851_599849380978533366_n.jpg?oh=98144dfa74d5b47db66cc6bd5f7bc864&oe=59E448D6)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on June 13, 2017, 04:18:27 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/screen-shot-2017-06-07-at-10-56-08-am.png?w=587&h=733)

 :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 20, 2017, 09:33:46 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-2297.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 20, 2017, 10:04:02 AM
I missed that, but the awesome just exudes off the screen
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 20, 2017, 01:19:20 PM
Blue Belle
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on June 20, 2017, 05:29:17 PM
Beauty and The X-Men Beast, all in one. Clever.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 20, 2017, 05:30:04 PM
Beauty and The X-Men Beast, all in one. Clever.

Ding ding ding!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 20, 2017, 07:01:18 PM
I guess I just don't get puns.  Whelp...time to close 'er down, gents.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 20, 2017, 07:18:22 PM
Nah, we're good, bro.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/88/e8/4388e8f5c7fb691bd00708501306109e.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 21, 2017, 08:48:51 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19248106_10209208936247769_6401815792602134573_n.jpg?oh=ceba4c7c1983c50d8dc073f977ed72dd&oe=59CF0B98)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 22, 2017, 03:36:13 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/7542fe6dd1fa4107b15a635a8a5152d6ebc3c460d8c4a50328ce7933e918e279_1.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=568)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 22, 2017, 04:31:09 AM
ha!
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 23, 2017, 11:14:01 AM
(https://i.redd.it/4t9n89rbse5z.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 24, 2017, 06:36:33 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19399242_10209272462118666_1527251004318118677_n.jpg?oh=83ba18e8641e56e173f4ce1d40dcedf0&oe=59C32DC3)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 24, 2017, 06:40:30 PM
The Pork Knight
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 25, 2017, 06:46:58 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19420515_1589565487773390_710572855566094576_n.jpg?oh=94a8c0b71f3e823070bc94f26e527bc0&oe=59C9665E)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 25, 2017, 06:53:14 PM
^winning
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 25, 2017, 08:24:37 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19420515_1589565487773390_710572855566094576_n.jpg?oh=94a8c0b71f3e823070bc94f26e527bc0&oe=59C9665E)

 :2funny:
 :bd:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on June 26, 2017, 09:28:46 AM
 :bd: :bd: :DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 27, 2017, 09:38:07 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-2492.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 27, 2017, 11:29:51 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d7/27/47/d72747494a57fdd450af5879f5a24636.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on June 29, 2017, 10:46:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oYeZBuK.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 30, 2017, 12:16:50 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/i-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-dank-memes-30-photos-213.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 30, 2017, 03:55:39 PM
Eventually, Origins will come around again and I will see you.  Then I will make you pay  >:(
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on June 30, 2017, 04:21:28 PM
Pretty sure the next rounds on me anyway.  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on June 30, 2017, 04:31:19 PM
I'll drink to that!  But only one  ;)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 01, 2017, 03:03:52 PM
Is it okay to have a 40 of Olde English in the Central Command booth?

I guess the SS nerd troopers at the doors search every pack, don't they...?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 01, 2017, 05:03:06 PM
Is it okay to have a 40 of Olde English in the Central Command booth?
you won't need it

I guess the SS nerd troopers at the doors search every pack, don't they...?
no they don't
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 01, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
I guess you get to slip in early anyway with a vendor badge.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 01, 2017, 05:13:21 PM
They don't search anyone. If you've got badge you get in.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 01, 2017, 05:53:54 PM
It's been a while but I know they didn't do that then. I just figured they'd be ready to enforce the silly expensive chow prices in the hall there.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: GDS_Starfury on July 02, 2017, 01:35:20 AM
They don't search anyone. If you've got badge you get in.

Im sure BB misses the old cavity search.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 02, 2017, 08:28:46 AM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19598646_1708019476158547_7282367285629582201_n.jpg?oh=02985e76f46b07b12a0dacd63239bab4&oe=59D2735F)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 02, 2017, 09:09:01 AM
Way to keep the thread on the rails, Brant.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 02, 2017, 09:30:08 AM
We've trained him well.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 02, 2017, 09:40:29 AM
we were running out of steam
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bob48 on July 02, 2017, 01:32:04 PM
No need to get all stoked up about it.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 02, 2017, 01:44:29 PM
True, we should conductor selves with more respect.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 02, 2017, 06:08:16 PM
Coal your jets, don't get all steamed now.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 02, 2017, 06:14:36 PM
Do we need more train puns or do you think diesel do for now?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 02, 2017, 06:18:13 PM
Nah, we can always chug chug chug a few more down.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 02, 2017, 06:57:17 PM
Love it when you guys try to kill me the old fashioned way.  Memes seem like cheating.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 02, 2017, 08:34:02 PM
And we love it when you express your claim to not love puns. You are conducting yourself in your normal standoffish manner, maybe because you've not been a good sleeper? Getting a good rest would be great when you alight from this pun train.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 04, 2017, 07:11:05 PM
(https://scontent.fphl2-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19665500_1490881290955286_1647494975860176992_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=76ee8bbb9a2ccd3aaaf54a8464a9bce2&oe=59CF9CC0)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2017, 06:17:23 PM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-263.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: mirth on July 05, 2017, 09:42:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5oQoHXW.jpg)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: MetalDog on July 06, 2017, 04:57:59 AM
Is that from a movie?
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 06, 2017, 05:19:15 AM
Is that from a movie?

from 2 of them
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 06, 2017, 09:50:51 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/funny-clever-brilliant-ideas-people-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 07, 2017, 10:50:46 AM
seen online

Quote
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 08, 2017, 09:23:24 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19894640_743316919163664_7039153034454951583_n.jpg?oh=7672aa7114e58af62da53c07195389f3&oe=5A067209)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 10, 2017, 09:46:05 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/weekend-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-234.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 10, 2017, 09:46:21 AM
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/weekend-morning-awesomeness-35-photos-234.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 10, 2017, 05:05:43 PM
I got it the first time.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 10, 2017, 06:20:07 PM
Grrrr... bad copy and paste...  :-"
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Staggerwing on July 10, 2017, 06:21:40 PM
One of the corners must have snagged.
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: BanzaiCat on July 10, 2017, 06:22:41 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 10, 2017, 06:32:41 PM
One of the corners must have snagged.

:DD
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: Barthheart on July 10, 2017, 06:45:20 PM
One of the corners must have snagged.

Very funny Mr 3D Printer Dude.....  :knuppel2:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/36/6c/36/366c3604fe08b9809f4ce2229d236bd0.gif)
Title: Re: One for Metal Dog
Post by: JasonPratt on July 13, 2017, 05:56:11 AM
Grrrr... bad copy and paste...  :-"