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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2014, 08:50:05 PM »
its a battalion of puns!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2014, 09:57:23 AM »
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2014, 04:26:39 PM »
Human race defeated

One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2014, 09:51:00 PM »
Human race defeated

One of my classmate's landlord is named Polar Human, though I believe that's the name his parents gave him...

People do the darndest things.
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2014, 02:20:43 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2014, 02:39:20 PM »
I love "Pearls before Swine" and read it daily. Although I'm not a big fan of puns (except the unintentional kind), his puns are pure comic genius.

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2014, 02:40:12 PM »
 :2funny:
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2014, 02:42:22 PM »
and into the sig line!
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2014, 02:44:46 PM »
shit

I saw the SAMCRO flash and thought it was MD. 
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2014, 02:51:28 PM »
Hope he doesn't take any punitive actions
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2014, 04:46:46 PM »
shit

I saw the SAMCRO flash and thought it was MD.

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2014, 09:24:11 PM »
 :2funny:

Alright, that one was pretty good.
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #42 on: October 02, 2014, 05:18:29 AM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #43 on: October 02, 2014, 04:46:02 PM »
Musta been the tent of the guy on the end because he looks like he's about to blubber.


Also, it could be just be a fluke but if MD shows his best girl that pic I bet it'll flipper out.
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Re: One for Metal Dog
« Reply #44 on: October 02, 2014, 08:16:48 PM »
Tusk, tusk, tusk. Don't bring up bad puns in this thread for MD. You'll seal your fate.