One for Metal Dog

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bob48

#45
October 03, 2014, 07:29:02 AM
He may well flipper out.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#46
October 03, 2014, 07:55:44 AM
He'll pup a vein
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#47
October 03, 2014, 07:56:39 AM
Maybe he'll go clubbing and get over it.

Staggerwing

#48
October 03, 2014, 05:21:20 PM
^You never know who he might sealion around on the couches in the chill-out rooms.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#49
October 03, 2014, 09:07:40 PM
Possibly blubbering from the mental anguish these puns cause him.

GDS_Starfury

#50
October 03, 2014, 10:54:22 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#51
October 14, 2014, 05:29:22 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#52
October 14, 2014, 09:03:37 AM
<chuckle>
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#53
October 14, 2014, 10:30:22 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 05:29:22 AM


That might just push MetalDog over the edge.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#54
October 14, 2014, 03:06:40 PM
I'm sure he'll see the funny side........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#55
October 14, 2014, 07:50:11 PM
I'm with the goat.  Unfortunately, both his and my request are repeatedly turned down.  Then again, I should expect that.  Other than one lame attempt by Starfury to comply, I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged.  I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns.  So, keep making puns.  The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#56
October 14, 2014, 08:44:11 PM
Im not a songwriter.  :uglystupid2:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#57
October 14, 2014, 09:00:25 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 07:50:11 PM
I asked you pun spewers to kick it up a notch and make your schtick limericks instead and noone has obliged.  I take that as a sign of inability to complete the task satisfactorily due to brain damage from excessive puns.  So, keep making puns.  The only ones you are hurting are yourselves :P

What would you prefer...
Iambic pentameter?
Please, show us the way.

mirth

#58
October 14, 2014, 09:04:03 PM
Iambic puntameter
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#59
October 14, 2014, 09:56:13 PM
There once was a man named MetalDog
Whose sense of puns was that of a hog.
Try as he might to make puns a crime
The Pun Crowd ignored his whine
And told him to grow a pair like a Grog.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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