Psst...Hey, Martok!

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Martok

^  Not enough to make an appreciable difference in my lifetime...so I'll continue to kill away!  8) 
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bayonetbrant

seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...

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Barthheart

Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 04:01:19 PM
seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...



Sure there is.... Spiderman!

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Huh... a Spider Farm... who knew?
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Re sneakier and more deadly -- this seems to have affected snakes in West TN. We used to have at least some friendly snakes. Now they're all touchy and/or mean as hell. The ones with composure got smacked, I guess, and didn't spread their genes effectively.
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Btw, stop clawing at your face, Martok.

You'll just make the spiders angry.

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Those blue things are tiny arachnids known as "Demodex brevis," and they live in your pores right now. Yes, in your pores. Researchers discovered that precisely 100 percent of people examined were home to massive colonies of microscopic face spiders.

As you can imagine, some people react poorly to mites holding massive raves all up in their grills. It's now thought that a common skin condition called rosacea, which leads to rashes and inflammation, might be caused by an immune reaction to these scaled-down Lovecraftian monsters. But, hey, life isn't exactly rosy for our face friends, either: They don't live long, so nature never bothered to give them an ass. They stick around just long enough to gorge themselves, lay eggs, and die. So, that's sort of an upside: At least the millions of arachnids living in your face aren't using it as a port-a-John.

..well thats good, wouldn't want a bunch of spider crap in my pores.

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Oh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.

...oh crap :buck2:
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Quote from: steve58 on March 26, 2015, 03:35:53 PM
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Oh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.

...oh crap :buck2:

Brings an entirely new meaning to the phrase "getting shit faced."
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Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 04:01:19 PM
seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...


For my own peace of mind, I'm deciding that this is a Photoshopping job.  Because why/how would that be an actual *thing*??  :o 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 26, 2015, 07:32:07 AM
http://www.cracked.com/article_22180_5-insane-things-we-recently-discovered-in-human-body.html

Quote#5. There Are Tiny Spiders Living in Your Face Right Now
...And I'm just going to forget I ever read that.  :buck2: 

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"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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JasonPratt

Quote from: bbmike on April 01, 2015, 06:40:22 AM


Ha ha, that's a pretty clever novelty print...!

...they have shadows...

...and at least one has a body extending off the paper...

...ohhhhh crap.
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Centurion40

"ohhhhh crap", in more ways than one!!  :P
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Martok

Yeah.  At first, I was like, "yeah very funny there are spiders printed on the toilet paper". 

Then I was like, "oh wait..."  :o 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MetalDog

Pretty sure those are brown recluse babies, too.
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