How Many Days Could You Survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?

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TheCommandTent

May 23, 2012, 08:34:32 PM
A fun, albeit somewhat arbitrary quiz.

http://gamquistu.com/quizzes/zombie_apocalypse


Apparently I could make it 406 days.

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

#1
May 23, 2012, 08:46:00 PM
399 Days. I'm working on getting healthier.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#2
May 23, 2012, 08:54:41 PM
380 days of Zombieland sun and fun for me.
I wish there were more questions about bladed weapons. I picked a shotgun over a knife but a Claymore, broadsword, or Katana doesn't run out of ammo.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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mirth

#3
May 23, 2012, 09:26:59 PM
Assuming I didn't shoot myself in the head on day one, I'd last 380 days too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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DoctorQuest

#4
May 23, 2012, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 23, 2012, 09:26:59 PM
Assuming I didn't shoot myself in the head on day one, I'd last 380 days too.

I'm sorry. I have to ask. Is said shooting accidental or on purpose?  :o
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mirth

#5
May 23, 2012, 09:39:01 PM
Too close to call. I could see myself deciding not to intentionally shoot myself in the head and then accidentally shooting myself while putting the gun down.

Now that I give it more thought, the 380 day estimate may be wildly optimistic.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Arctic Blast

#6
May 23, 2012, 10:19:42 PM
376 days for me. I plan to spend those days obliterating the walking dead, then spending my hours away from the violence working arduously to repopulate the planet.  ;D

son_of_montfort

#7
May 23, 2012, 10:47:55 PM
364, not quite a year. I'm guessing I'm too soft and have no combat training or weapons.
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Martok

#8
May 24, 2012, 01:36:11 AM
Apparently I'd make it only 353 days, I suspect for much the same reasons as what Monty listed. 


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Mr. Bigglesworth

#9
May 24, 2012, 02:25:45 AM
391.
Maybe flame-thrower would be a bad pick.
Hot damn! I always wanted to try a flame-thrower. More realistically I would go Katana and staff. My axe is a good plan B, I can swing the fibreglass axe all day.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
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MikeGER

#10
May 24, 2012, 03:03:50 AM Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 03:22:42 AM by MikeGER
402
if i could just make it to Jarhead's Manison and Smuck would show up also ...it would increase 10 000+ i bet  ;D
(so i hope i am in CONUS, probably at JFK for a connecting flight when the shit hits the fan)

...when i am here i would go to a nearby mediaval castle, includes an eases to denfend Bergfried with inside-well and a museum full of hit n slay arms inside the main buildings ;) ...and the tourist restaurants nearby will provide a stockpile of food to gether and store at a safer place inside the walls)
 
    ;D

LongBlade

#11
May 24, 2012, 05:42:45 AM
Nice, Mike!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Jarhead0331

#12
May 24, 2012, 06:33:43 AM
425.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
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Centurion40

#13
May 24, 2012, 07:44:17 AM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on May 24, 2012, 06:33:43 AM
425.

No surprise there.

I got 368.  I'd help loved ones, I don't own a firearm and I need to shed a lot of weight.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#14
May 24, 2012, 09:08:32 AM
I ran this as if I were half my age and got 402.

There's no way survive in their estimation. I sense a Kobayashi Maru is appropriate.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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