How Many Days Could You Survive in a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Gusington]

^Hmm you're right there.

What if she was like really smokin' hot though? It's the End Times, after all.

[Bison]

You'd have to live with a tanted poker forever.  That's steep price to pay for tanted tang.

[Gusington]

Forever is until tomorrow in the End Times.

[Staggerwing]

Actually, Forever would be more than a year for most of us zombie bait. The pecker-wrecker could take most of the fun out of those remaining days.

[LongBlade]

Yeah, I'm shaving at least a 100 days off of Gus' survival time. He just won't be able to keep Schlomo under control.

[Gusington]

Schlomo could potentially save us all!

[LongBlade]

Schlomo could potentially save us all!

I'm skeptical: tapping every piece of zombie ass is not a good start, my friend.

[Gusington]

You haven't used my iron condom of invincibility. Or is that imbecility? I forget.