Your Moment of Triumph

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Gusington

#15
May 30, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
Don't knock the Fresca. It's grapefruit flavored for chrissake!
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besilarius

#16
May 30, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Fresca may be good, even great, but vintage Tab, with cyclamates, was this close to perfection.
Thank God, the FDA found that by force feeding a pound of cyclamates a day to rats that it could cause cancer.
Saving us all from cola nirvana.
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Arctic Blast

#17
May 30, 2012, 10:14:50 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 30, 2012, 09:26:45 AM
Don't knock the Fresca. It's grapefruit flavored for chrissake!

You seem to be saying this as though it's a positive...

son_of_montfort

#18
May 30, 2012, 11:14:17 PM
If Fresca didn't have artificial sweetener, then it would be good.

Izze's Grapfruit soda is pretty... umm.. triumphant.
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Bison

#19
May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice.  The good shit not from concentrate.

Gusington

#20
May 31, 2012, 09:29:44 AM
I'm drinking a Fresca right now and none of you can stop me. I am out of control. Next I am going to pop a few Tylenol PMs and Midols...during daylight hours!!
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Barthheart

#21
May 31, 2012, 09:31:40 AM
Quote from: Gusington on May 31, 2012, 09:29:44 AM
I'm drinking a Fresca right now and none of you can stop me. I am out of control. Next I am going to pop a few Tylenol PMs and Midols...during daylight hours!!

Won't taking Midol give you bewbs or something...  ;)

Gusington

#22
May 31, 2012, 09:32:16 AM
^Hopefully.
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Barthheart

#23
May 31, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
You'd never leave the house again for playing with them.... :o

Gusington

#24
May 31, 2012, 10:11:13 AM
^I know, it would be great. Big sloppy ones.
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son_of_montfort

#25
May 31, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice.  The good shit not from concentrate.

With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?
"Now it is no accident all these conservatives are using time travel to teach our kids. It is the best way to fight back against the liberal version of history, or as it is sometimes known... history."

- Stephen Colbert

"The purpose of religion is to answer the ultimate question, are we in control or is there some greater force pulling the strings? And if the courts rule that corporations have the same religious rights that we humans do, I think we'll have our answer."

- Stephen Colbert

Bison

#26
May 31, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 31, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice.  The good shit not from concentrate.

With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?

I don't know.  I'd figure as long as you aren't slamming 3 Whoppers and 2 Big Macs at the same you'll be alright.

Gusington

#27
May 31, 2012, 12:49:15 PM
^If I did that I would die instantly. I just can't handle eating that way anymore. 10 years ago was a different story. College...I don't know how I survived.
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son_of_montfort

#28
June 01, 2012, 10:21:32 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 12:40:30 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 31, 2012, 10:24:15 AM
Quote from: Bison on May 31, 2012, 04:53:12 AM
Just drink ruby red grapefruit juice.  The good shit not from concentrate.

With a little seltzer. That might be the ticket! Although didn't they say now that grapefruit juice isn't good for you on a daily basis?

I don't know.  I'd figure as long as you aren't slamming 3 Whoppers and 2 Big Macs at the same you'll be alright.

Apparently Grapefruit juice the potential to really up the negative interaction/side-effects of commonly used medications (even antihistamines). This could lead to liver failure and death even in fairly healthy people! Obviously it is all about moderation here.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20010105/what-could-possibly-be-bad-about-grapefruit

"Now it is no accident all these conservatives are using time travel to teach our kids. It is the best way to fight back against the liberal version of history, or as it is sometimes known... history."

- Stephen Colbert

"The purpose of religion is to answer the ultimate question, are we in control or is there some greater force pulling the strings? And if the courts rule that corporations have the same religious rights that we humans do, I think we'll have our answer."

- Stephen Colbert

Gusington

#29
June 01, 2012, 11:25:10 AM
I just drank a gallon of Ruby Red and chewed up an entire box of Sudafed and I feel gr
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