How do you claim an island that doesn't exist?

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mirth

#15
June 06, 2012, 03:06:45 PM
I believe it's two, but I'm not official scorekeeper.
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#16
June 06, 2012, 03:12:59 PM
Two it is, first ***** and *****, also known as *****. Not sure who got the business end of the BanBoot first though.
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meadbelly

#17
June 06, 2012, 05:41:14 PM
Note to self:  Ephemera already used -- excellently -- in sentence. Curses, beat again!

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#18
June 06, 2012, 07:59:40 PM
You guys are hilarious. I'm LOLing.

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#19
June 06, 2012, 08:34:02 PM
Well now that I shot my wad of ephemera I probably won't use it again for another 37 years. It's all your meadbelly.
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#21
June 07, 2012, 11:21:23 AM
Quote from: Gusington on June 06, 2012, 02:21:32 PM
I have been waiting 35 years to do that.
I'm trying to think of some way to snarkily comment on your knowing the word "ephemera" when you were only 2 years old, but I'm coming up blank right now.  Pity. 



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Gusington

#22
June 07, 2012, 12:32:26 PM
^I'll wait. I have time.
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besilarius

#23
June 07, 2012, 06:23:21 PM
Mirth, as a line crosser are you a Bluenose, or a Shellback?
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