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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on November 07, 2019, 07:16:30 AM

Title: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: besilarius on November 07, 2019, 07:16:30 AM
Remember all those stories about a Secret nazi base in Antarctica?  It was for margarine.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/nazis-in-antarctica
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: Dammit Carl! on November 07, 2019, 07:59:04 AM
 :DD
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: Gusington on November 07, 2019, 08:23:47 AM
Margarine - margarine never changes.
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: Dammit Carl! on November 07, 2019, 09:10:32 AM
"Jawhol!  You vill not belief zis is not butter!" [nazi salute and slow pan out to "Land 'o Camps" margarine brand logo on billboard behind smiling marching troops]
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: Anguille on November 07, 2019, 09:16:13 AM
That's why i always preferred real butter!
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: besilarius on November 07, 2019, 10:48:27 AM
This must be true.  There's a game on it.

https://tinybattlepublishing.com/products/neuschwabenland
Title: Re: Secret Nazi Base in Antarctica
Post by: Sir Slash on November 07, 2019, 11:13:07 AM
This program caused the British to try to counter the Germans and prevent their access to whale fat by installing a series of "Whale Work-Out Stations" along their migration paths so they would no longer be fat when they reached the Antarctic and thus foil Nazi plans. The plan failed when the whales refused to get on the, 'Whale Treadmills' to work-out because they didn't like the Classical music played by the Brits and wanted Country & Western instead. They also didn't like the picture of Churchill staring at them while they worked-out. Who could blame them?  :hide: