Pictures of Greatness!

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bayonetbrant

Brant was once licensed for a T72 without ever having actually driven it.

But no, you don't jump & fire at the same time.  In fact, you don't jump if you can help it - it's hell on the torsion bars and feels like shit inside.
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bob48

Quote from: W8taminute on September 28, 2012, 03:10:57 PM
I wonder if the horn on that tank plays Dixie and if they have a pair of daisy dukes in there somewhere?



A pair of daisy dukes...now that conjures up some thoughts.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 28, 2012, 03:25:46 PM
Brant was once licensed for a T72 without ever having actually driven it.

But no, you don't jump & fire at the same time.  In fact, you don't jump if you can help it - it's hell on the torsion bars and feels like shit inside.
I read the book Tank Men and it recalled a demo of one of the first production tanks (Britain) in front of King George. Part of the demo showed the tank climbing a small hill and trench behind the hill. The tank crawled up the hill with a large part sticking up past the ground until it's center of gravity went over and the front of the tank swung down and hit with some force. The King came over to enthusiasticvly congradulate the first 3 tank crew (out of 12) that emerged from the tank, not knowing that the remainder were unconcious or otherwise injured in the tank and unable to get out.

great read that book. Gave me a new understanding of what tankers went through psycologically during battle
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Windigo on September 28, 2012, 04:11:57 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 28, 2012, 03:25:46 PM
Brant was once licensed for a T72 without ever having actually driven it.

But no, you don't jump & fire at the same time.  In fact, you don't jump if you can help it - it's hell on the torsion bars and feels like shit inside.
I read the book Tank Men and it recalled a demo of one of the first production tanks (Britain) in front of King George. Part of the demo showed the tank climbing a small hill and trench behind the hill. The tank crawled up the hill with a large part sticking up past the ground until it's center of gravity went over and the front of the tank swung down and hit with some force. The King came over to enthusiasticvly congradulate the first 3 tank crew (out of 12) that emerged from the tank, not knowing that the remainder were unconcious or otherwise injured in the tank and unable to get out.

great read that book. Gave me a new understanding of what tankers went through psycologically during battle

I just read that passage in the beginning of the book right after finally getting my copy. Good stuff, that.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

TheCommandTent

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 28, 2012, 03:24:48 PM


QuoteThis little guy's Halloween costume fits right over his wheelchair. Dad gets two thumbs up for this creation. How fun and creative!

Dad of the year right there.  I am sure he will have one of the coolest costumes this year.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

W8taminute

Quote from: TheCommandTent on September 28, 2012, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 28, 2012, 03:24:48 PM


QuoteThis little guy's Halloween costume fits right over his wheelchair. Dad gets two thumbs up for this creation. How fun and creative!

Dad of the year right there.  I am sure he will have one of the coolest costumes this year.

+1. 
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Somebody just sent me a pic of Starfury's shower.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

I'm thinking those showerheads are blowing out some kind of military grade decontamination mixture.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

I believe it.  Well, that or body paint/lubricant.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

its complete with stripper pole.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: LongBlade on October 03, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
Somebody just sent me a pic of Starfury's shower.




A great way to make strippers feel at home, in your home!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598