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Started by Jarhead0331, March 13, 2014, 03:40:56 PM

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Jarhead0331

Get this crap...

http://www.pockettactics.com/news/ios-news/apple-rejects-tank-battle-1942-depicting-germans-russians-enemies/

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You ready for a good head-shaker? Hunted Cow chief Andrew Mullholland just sent me screenshots of the status of Tank Battle: East Front 1942, the followup to the WWII wargame we just reviewed last week. Apple has rejected the game for having Germans and Russians in it. I'm not kidding.

   
QuoteWe found that your app contains content or features that include people from a specific race, culture, government, corporation, or other real entity as the enemies in the context of the game, which is not in compliance with the App Store Review Guidelines.

    Specifically, we noticed your app depicts real entity as the enemies.

In case you think you've read that wrong, I'll summarise: a World War II-themed game that depicts fighting between two countries that actually fought in WWII breaks the rules. And apparently Drive on Moscow, Panzer Corps, and every single one of Hunted Cow's other Tank Battle games don't.

Ugh.

If this all sounds somewhat familiar to you, it's because Apple rejected Pacific Fleet for including the IJN flag back in 2012, and then rejected GameTheNews' Syrian Civil War game for depicting... Syrians. As I've said before, the problem here isn't the guidelines themselves: hate speech has no place on the App Store. But if Apple's approvals people can't tell that a very run-of-the-mill World War II game isn't hate speech, then we've got problems, man.

I asked Mulholland what he's going to do now. "I really don't know.  I guess we could use 'opposition' [instead of  'enemy']?" Hunted Cow are appealing the decision.
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bbmike

 :o
Well, you really can't blame Apple. If they let this happen, what's next? Allowing games that have Americans living in the north fighting Americans living in the south? Or god forbid Klingons fighting the Federation!?  ::)
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like I needed another reason to hate apple.
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Remember when MS was the Evil Empire and Apple was the Rebellion? Ha! Good times!
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Greybriar

So much for historical accuracy. They really should stop being overly politically correct.
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sandman2575

"Specifically, we noticed your app depicts real entity as the enemies."

???  How, then, does the app store feature games like Battle Academy and Battle of the Bulge??  Or any wargames for that matter, which have a tendency, shall we say, to "depict real entities as enemies"?  This almost sounds like a put on. 


bayonetbrant

OK, so Cult of Mac is paying attention*
http://www.cultofmac.com/270066/wwii-wargame-rejected-apple-including-german-russian-enemies/

and usually once they start asking around, Apple often issues "clarifications" and things start to change in the processes



* I emailed them a news tip, but others could have as well
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