German commando raid on Isle of Wight

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besilarius

December 20, 2016, 07:54:54 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/571394/Nazis-war-secret-revealed-invade-Britain-WWII-attack-Adolf-Hitler

Never heard of this, but I'd be surprised if the germans didn't try something like this. 
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BanzaiCat

#1
December 20, 2016, 08:33:08 AM
That's...an interesting claim, considering that the Channel Islands were occupied throughout the War by the Germans. Those were British territories.

mirth

#2
December 20, 2016, 08:54:29 AM
I think this is the more important story

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/571131/Nazi-chimpanzee-Hitler-salute-zoo-visitors-shocked-video

Dawn of the Planet of the Nazis Apes
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BanzaiCat

#3
December 20, 2016, 09:00:08 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 20, 2016, 08:54:29 AM
I think this is the more important story

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/571131/Nazi-chimpanzee-Hitler-salute-zoo-visitors-shocked-video

Dawn of the Planet of the Nazis Apes

QuoteSHOCKING video shows the moment a chimpanzee greeted zoo visitors with what appeared to be a Nazi salute.

::) ::) ::)

Yeah..."SHOCKING" video, as the people watching are laughing at the monkey. Stupid news writer.

mirth

#4
December 20, 2016, 09:07:34 AM
I am shocked you are so cavalierly dismissing the presence of Nazis apes in our midst.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#5
December 20, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 20, 2016, 09:00:08 AM
Yeah..."SHOCKING" video, as the people watching are laughing at the monkey. Stupid news writer.

The SHOCKING reason everyone uses the word SHOCKING in their clickbait headlines right here!
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mirth

#6
December 20, 2016, 09:11:58 AM
I'm sensing a lot of Nazis Ape sympathizers on these boards.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#7
December 20, 2016, 09:19:53 AM
I am shocked at the level of paranoia at anti-Socialist Ape propaganda around here. Report immediately for de-rightwingification, mirth.

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mirth

#8
December 20, 2016, 09:22:15 AM
I will forever resist the Nazis Apification of our planet!
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#9
December 20, 2016, 09:31:34 AM
I dunno, I mean, if they build a wall, it'll probably be made of feces and discarded banana peels, and they'll make lesser monkey life forms build it and pay for it (reporters, teleprompter readers, child molesters, etc.). I can't say I have a problem with that.

mirth

#10
December 20, 2016, 09:33:26 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 20, 2016, 09:31:34 AM
I dunno, I mean, if they build a wall, it'll probably be made of feces and discarded banana peels, and they'll make lesser monkey life forms build it and pay for it (reporters, teleprompter readers, child molesters, etc.). I can't say I have a problem with that.

Good points. Heil Chimpler!
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MikeGER

#11
December 20, 2016, 10:18:01 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 20, 2016, 08:54:29 AM
I think this is the more important story

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/571131/Nazi-chimpanzee-Hitler-salute-zoo-visitors-shocked-video

Dawn of the Planet of the Nazis Apes

...wrong arm!  :hide: 

its probably an AntiFa member producing #fakenews  :P

mirth

#12
December 20, 2016, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: MikeGER on December 20, 2016, 10:18:01 AM
...wrong arm!  :hide: 

Nazis chimps aren't that bright.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MikeGER

#13
December 20, 2016, 10:30:53 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 20, 2016, 10:21:04 AM
Quote from: MikeGER on December 20, 2016, 10:18:01 AM
...wrong arm!  :hide: 

Nazis chimps aren't that bright.

...that why they didn't became the master race instead of homo sapience ^-^

BanzaiCat

#14
December 20, 2016, 01:41:53 PM
Geez, guys, can't a far-right neo party do their OWN thing without y'all bagging on them?  ::)
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