A British Sub Story

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GDS_Starfury

October 12, 2012, 01:57:54 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

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October 12, 2012, 02:55:33 PM
Great story. I quietly wonder how many more stories there are, out there, like this one?
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#2
October 12, 2012, 03:39:37 PM
Nice.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#3
October 12, 2012, 04:09:05 PM
Awesome story.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

steve58

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October 12, 2012, 04:53:47 PM Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 07:50:41 PM by steve58
Cheeky indeed, thanks for the link!
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besilarius

#5
October 12, 2012, 05:45:47 PM
I tend to agree with the article.  The british testing of prospective submarine commanders is the most challenging.

http://www.navy.mil/navydata/cno/n87/usw/issue_18/perisher.htm
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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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TheCommandTent

#6
October 12, 2012, 06:36:17 PM
Thanks for sharing guys!
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

bob48

#7
October 13, 2012, 06:35:02 AM
Awesome indeed.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MIGMaster

#8
October 13, 2012, 11:38:36 AM
Blind Man's Bluff is a great book on Cold War sub activities - some of the stuff is just amazing.... a great read - I totally recommend it if you like this stuff.....

LongBlade

#9
October 13, 2012, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: MIGMaster on October 13, 2012, 11:38:36 AM
Blind Man's Bluff is a great book on Cold War sub activities - some of the stuff is just amazing.... a great read - I totally recommend it if you like this stuff.....

Agreed. Lots of great stories like this in there. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/006097771X/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=006097771X&linkCode=as2&tag=grogheads-20
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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