Why Aquaman Rocks

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BanzaiCat

#15
November 14, 2014, 10:34:58 AM
MermaidMan could kick Aquaman's ass.

LongBlade

#16
November 14, 2014, 10:36:57 AM
I feel sorry for you guys.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#17
November 14, 2014, 10:39:35 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 14, 2014, 10:36:57 AM


Caption: "Please Aquaman. No means No!"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#18
November 14, 2014, 10:49:02 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#19
November 14, 2014, 10:53:42 AM
Quote from: mirth on November 14, 2014, 10:39:35 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 14, 2014, 10:36:57 AM


Caption: "Please Aquaman. No means No!"

"The scene just before Aquaman wakes up every morning."

GDS_Starfury

#20
November 14, 2014, 11:04:16 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 14, 2014, 10:36:57 AM
I feel sorry for you guys.

its ok gramps we're here for you.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#21
November 14, 2014, 12:29:31 PM
LB I love you like another crazy uncle but please stop, you're going to make me cry (again).

This feels eerily similar to Christmas morning with the Irish side of my family.
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BanzaiCat

#22
November 14, 2014, 01:30:24 PM
^ That Christmas when you were 12 and your uncle gave you a bottle of whiskey?

mirth

#23
November 14, 2014, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on November 14, 2014, 01:30:24 PM
^ That Christmas when you were 12 and your uncle gave you a bottle of whiskey?

Damn. That was a good Christmas.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#24
November 14, 2014, 01:57:25 PM
Quote from: Gusington on November 14, 2014, 12:29:31 PM
LB I love you like another crazy uncle but please stop, you're going to make me cry (again).

Wimp.

Aquaman never cries.

You and Star deserve each other.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#25
November 14, 2014, 02:01:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#26
November 14, 2014, 02:03:03 PM
I'll take Gus over aquaman any day.
I do have a question though concerning aquaman.
what do you fantasize about when your eating fish sticks?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#27
November 14, 2014, 02:06:15 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 14, 2014, 02:03:03 PM
I'll take Gus over aquaman any day.
I do have a question though concerning aquaman.
what do you fantasize about when your eating fish sticks?

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#28
November 14, 2014, 02:48:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 14, 2014, 02:03:03 PM
what do you fantasize about when your eating fish sticks?

I don't know what universe you live in, but...

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

#29
November 14, 2014, 04:46:07 PM Last Edit: November 14, 2014, 04:56:25 PM by JasonPratt
Not only does Aquaman cry, he cries a LOT! (He's had a rough life.)

That's okay, though. Real men can cry.

And punch Superman's clone with a tsunami made of blue whales.

(Not crying that time, just pissed.)

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