Groundhog Problem

LongBlade · September 09, 2012, 02:39:42 PM

Quote from: Bison on September 09, 2012, 02:38:03 PM
Shadows?

Bingo.

Meaning that flash photo is definitely a fake.

But credit goes to Stagger for seeing it first.

Bison · September 09, 2012, 02:45:10 PM

Fake? Maybe they really are vampires? Giving up on the conspiracy so easily. Shame!

Staggerwing · September 09, 2012, 02:51:40 PM

If Noriega is also a vampire at least Spring will be early...

LongBlade · September 09, 2012, 02:55:07 PM

Quote from: Bison on September 09, 2012, 02:45:10 PM
Fake? Maybe they really are vampires? Giving up on the conspiracy so easily. Shame!

I'm more into zombies at this point. While it would be cool if they're vampires, I'm not holding my breath.

Windigo · September 14, 2012, 09:41:16 AM

Crikey Bison, whats the SITREP on the OPFOR?

Bison · September 17, 2012, 06:37:43 AM

Noriega was back out this morning mocking me with his existance. I attempted to photograph him, but he alluded capture on film. Really need one of those high speed cameras that Mike has to get the photo.

I need to mow again so I'll redouble my audio assault efforts on his compound.

Gusington · September 17, 2012, 06:46:52 AM

Without a picture how can we be certain he is not a figment of your imagination?

Bison · September 17, 2012, 06:57:27 AM

Noriega is real. The lack of a photo is due to the craptacular digital camera that I own. I think he hates me because of youtube.

Staggerwing · September 17, 2012, 06:59:55 AM

Why, did you post a clip of Punxsutawney Phil accusing him of being a fornicator?

eyebiter · September 17, 2012, 08:27:59 AM

Harbor Freight 20 bucks
http://www.harborfreight.com/32-1-2-half-inch-l-x-10-inch-w-x-13-1-4-quarter-inch-h-collapsible-medium-animal-trap-9646.html

For bait - apple slices and peanut butter

Gusington · September 17, 2012, 09:03:09 PM

I can vouch for the effectiveness of apple slices and peanut butter. Almost every living creature loves them.

Bison · September 27, 2012, 07:38:51 AM

Noriega made an appearance yet again this morning. I'd not seen him in a week and his hole was starting to be covered over with leaves and spiderwebs and such. I though perhaps he'd broke camp and found a better home. Nope. The little bastard shifted his entrance a few meters and now it exits directly from under the shed. I'm looking at trap options like eyebitter linked. Also I my German Shepard/Plott Hound mix mutt is coming home in a few weeks. Noriega will at least have a constant enforcer eyeing his door.

LongBlade · September 27, 2012, 09:06:19 AM

Quote from: Bison on September 27, 2012, 07:38:51 AM
Noriega made an appearance yet again this morning. I'd not seen him in a week and his hole was starting to be covered over with leaves and spiderwebs and such. I though perhaps he'd broke camp and found a better home. Nope. The little bastard shifted his entrance a few meters and now it exits directly from under the shed. I'm looking at trap options like eyebitter linked. Also I my German Shepard/Plott Hound mix mutt is coming home in a few weeks. Noriega will at least have a constant enforcer eyeing his door.

I was just thinking about good ole Pineapple Face this morning. Your dog should put a serious cramp in his style.

Smuckatelli · September 27, 2012, 09:07:13 AM

Quote from: Bison on September 06, 2012, 11:43:39 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 06, 2012, 11:41:09 AM
Quote from: Bison on September 06, 2012, 11:36:20 AM
OMG it's a wildlife apocolypse! And all this time we've been distracted by zombies.

The way I see it, rabies is a kind of existing zombie virus. The good news is we have a cure.

Unless a bite goes untreated. Once you have the symptoms its too late.

That is exactly why you have no choice but get the shots if a vampire bat got you in your sleep.