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panzerde

#15
November 17, 2015, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 17, 2015, 08:21:51 PM
Knowing Bob's luck.....  :P


According to Denise, they were all indeed male nurses. His plan is foiled again!

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Bison

#16
November 17, 2015, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: panzerde on November 17, 2015, 08:30:14 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 17, 2015, 08:21:51 PM
Knowing Bob's luck.....  :P


According to Denise, they were all indeed male nurses. His plan is foiled again!

Well at least it doesn't require a sponge bath for his sake.

MetalDog

#17
November 17, 2015, 08:52:32 PM
I kept thinking there was something I had forgotten that was important today.  Then I remembered, that was the day Henry VIII of England concluded the Treaty of Westminster, a pledge of mutual aid against the French, with Ferdinand II of Aragon.  Almost missed that.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Gusington

#18
November 17, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
Once Bawb recovers I am sure he can give you a great first hand account :)
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#19
November 17, 2015, 10:14:06 PM
send if the Luftstache!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#20
November 17, 2015, 10:28:25 PM
Ah, poor Bob! Tell him to get well soon, we miss him already!

besilarius

#21
November 17, 2015, 10:34:03 PM
You're in our thoughts, Bawb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBO5tsQDxPI
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#22
November 17, 2015, 11:05:55 PM
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. I'm raising a glass to his (improving) health as I type!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

#23
November 17, 2015, 11:50:38 PM
I'll have one for him tomorrow. It's past 11pm here now. Unless..... does rum mix with prune juice?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#24
November 18, 2015, 06:23:59 AM
I'll say this about Bawb - he knows how to get everyone's attention for his birthday   :crazy2:

Happy Party Day, Bawb!
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Centurion40

#25
November 18, 2015, 08:36:27 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on November 17, 2015, 10:28:25 PM
Ah, poor Bob! Tell him to get well soon, we miss him already!

Amen.  And make sure that he doesn't let them shave-off his moustache!
Any time is a good time for pie.

BanzaiCat

#26
November 18, 2015, 08:50:26 AM
Damn Bawb, hope you're feeling better, sir. Also hope you're having a good birthday. Maybe your 'stache should visit?

Freyland

#27
November 18, 2015, 11:20:18 AM
Couldn't the Missus just redirect her pan-thwacking to Bob's flanks?  That should break those stones right up.



Get better soon, Bob

Dr. Freyland

Centurion40

#28
November 18, 2015, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Freyland on November 18, 2015, 11:20:18 AM
Couldn't the Missus just redirect her pan-thwacking to Bob's flanks?  That should break those stones right up.



Get better soon, Bob

Dr. Freyland

;D

We have a winner!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Bison

#29
November 18, 2015, 04:20:46 PM
Man I hope Bob's kidneys gave birth to those stones already. 
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