I have five pieces of cheese beneath my name now!

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Toonces

#30
March 04, 2013, 06:36:30 PM
How many cheeses do I have?

Oh, ok, that many.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Staggerwing

#31
March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#32
March 04, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.

Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.

I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#33
March 04, 2013, 08:19:46 PM
LB, you should have a permanent rank of "Infinity".
Just to keep the rabble down, you know.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#34
March 04, 2013, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 04, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.

Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.

I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.

Whatt happens after ten? Do we start all over but with with blocks of Bacon?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#35
March 04, 2013, 10:42:32 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 04, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2013, 07:13:45 PM
I outrank alla youse. I am the cheesiest.

Wanna know a secret? It goes to ten.

I'd make it eleven, but that would be copying somebody. And I am obsessed with originality.

Whatt happens after ten? Do we start all over but with with blocks of Bacon?

Hmmm.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#36
March 04, 2013, 10:43:13 PM
Just goes to show, bacon improves everything!

LongBlade

#37
March 04, 2013, 10:49:27 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on March 04, 2013, 10:43:13 PM
Just goes to show, bacon improves everything!

None of you maggots has earned the right to a single slice of Bacon!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Toonces

#38
March 04, 2013, 11:35:58 PM
Bacon slices...now that's clever and appropriate...
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Centurion40

#39
March 04, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
I want bacon!!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

TheCommandTent

#40
March 05, 2013, 08:28:54 AM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Keunert

#41
March 05, 2013, 09:50:32 AM
how many has i?
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Special K has too much class.
Windigo

Keunert

#42
March 05, 2013, 09:51:43 AM
only 4?
hmm.
looks like i've got a life.

:)
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Special K has too much class.
Windigo

Atilla60

#43
March 05, 2013, 01:47:27 PM
Quote from: Keunert on March 05, 2013, 09:51:43 AM
only 4?
hmm.
looks like i've got a life.

:)

What's that cheese envy Keunert? :D
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Keunert

#44
March 05, 2013, 02:13:43 PM
live your life.
fluck the cheese.

no envy here, just tears of a clown.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Special K has too much class.
Windigo
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