My ball aches!

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LongBlade

#105
July 19, 2013, 01:58:53 PM Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 02:09:58 PM by LongBlade
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 19, 2013, 01:01:02 PM
Quote from: Martok on July 19, 2013, 02:17:42 AM
By the way, what's the sitrep today?  Any better yet? 

I made the mistake of going back to boxer shorts today, so I was...ahem...reminded with every step I took.  Besides that though, not bad at all.  Thanks for asking, mate!

Huw wore boxers under his pants,

His ball was beaten like stamps.

Healing set back by days,

His doc started to craze.

"What's the use of your porn?" he rants.

Fixed for a syntax error.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Huw the Poo

#106
July 19, 2013, 02:05:22 PM
Hahaha, very good LB, and very quick!

I am enjoying all the limericks about my poor, embattled bollock! :D

LongBlade

#107
July 19, 2013, 02:08:50 PM
Doing my best to keep your spirits up :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#108
July 19, 2013, 03:00:13 PM
as long as that's all you're keeping up
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Arctic Blast

#109
July 19, 2013, 06:23:25 PM
Quote from: Windigo on July 19, 2013, 11:25:31 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on July 19, 2013, 12:14:35 AM
Quote from: Windigo on July 18, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
The only welshmen I evermet were miners at Smoky River Coal in Grande Cache Alberta.... can't say I ever .... ever saw even a hint of any kind of sense of humour while at the mine site.... until it was pub time

:o

Are you messing with me right now? Seriously? I lived in Grande Cache until I was 12. My dad worked at Smoky River Coal (though he's no Welshman).

Seriously, this is kind of freaking me out.

I have no idea why you'd be freaked out by this, but I am serious, I had work to do there several times.

It's just odd. What are the odds of two people who spent time in a mountain town with a population around 5,000 showing up on a gaming forum?

Huw the Poo

#110
July 19, 2013, 07:11:00 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on July 19, 2013, 06:23:25 PM
It's just odd. What are the odds of two people who spent time in a mountain town with a population around 5,000 showing up on a gaming forum?

And a niche one, at that.

LongBlade

#111
July 19, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on July 19, 2013, 06:23:25 PM
It's just odd. What are the odds of two people who spent time in a mountain town with a population around 5,000 showing up on a gaming forum?

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

TheCommandTent

#112
July 19, 2013, 10:10:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 19, 2013, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on July 19, 2013, 06:23:25 PM
It's just odd. What are the odds of two people who spent time in a mountain town with a population around 5,000 showing up on a gaming forum?




I'm all for Star Wars memes but I dont know about this one.....
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

#113
July 19, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
really...    after everything else this is where you draw the line?  ::)

pull yourself together man!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#114
July 20, 2013, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 19, 2013, 01:01:02 PM
Quote from: Martok on July 19, 2013, 02:17:42 AM
By the way, what's the sitrep today?  Any better yet? 

I made the mistake of going back to boxer shorts today, so I was...ahem...reminded with every step I took.  Besides that though, not bad at all.  Thanks for asking, mate!
You're welcome, and I'm most glad to hear it.  :D 




Quote from: LongBlade on July 19, 2013, 07:16:10 PM

Okay, it's a little wrong, but still funny. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#115
July 20, 2013, 07:13:08 AM
With that posture, the words should be suggestive and threatening all at once.
Something like, "I find your lack of Twinkies...disturbing."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

TheCommandTent

#116
July 20, 2013, 07:41:58 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 19, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
really...    after everything else this is where you draw the line?  ::)

pull yourself together man!


I have my standards you know.  You can't just use Lord Vader's likeness all willy nilly like.   ;D
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Martok

#117
July 20, 2013, 08:38:49 AM


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

eyebiter

#118
July 20, 2013, 11:26:31 AM

Boggit

#119
July 24, 2013, 09:03:06 PM
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat
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