My ball aches!

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LongBlade

#30
July 17, 2013, 11:35:12 AM
Quote from: Grimnirsson on July 17, 2013, 11:11:18 AM
Quoteyou do know we're having this conversation in public?

WTF? Public? You sure?? I talk too much...

I don't describe this forum as "public."

It is open, but is held privately.

So it's like a private club but with a screen mesh wall. Or a tent.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Grimnirsson

#31
July 17, 2013, 12:46:06 PM
Thanks LongBlade,

I'm feeling better now...btw...in the light of this very specific thread...your name...no, can't be...that was not the reason you chose it...I think... :P
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bob48

#32
July 17, 2013, 01:27:20 PM
Our Welsh Brother Grog named Huw,

Was in a bit of a stew,

The pain in his knacker,

Was a hell of a cracker,

And it made him yell out 'Oh Poo!'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#33
July 17, 2013, 02:14:41 PM
LOL!!!!!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#34
July 17, 2013, 02:17:17 PM
This has real possibilities, Bob.

There was a man named Huw,

Whose ball was swollen and blue.

He went to the doc,

Who was surprised by his rock,

and told him his porn stash was through.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#35
July 17, 2013, 02:25:19 PM
there once was a bored bunch of wargamers
who took turns as testicular defamers
their limericks atrocious
but vocabulary precocious
made Huw the Poo scream out in pain worse
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#36
July 17, 2013, 02:27:37 PM
Someone is screaming...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#37
July 17, 2013, 02:29:32 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 17, 2013, 02:27:37 PM
Someone is screaming...

mission accomplished
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#38
July 17, 2013, 02:39:00 PM
Poor Huw's ball was busted,

So he went to a doc he trusted.

Doc said, "Take a pill a day,

The swelling will go away.

Be thankful the other part wasn't crusted!"
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#39
July 17, 2013, 02:43:08 PM
LMAO.

Where else could you get this level of sophisticated entertainment?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#40
July 17, 2013, 02:46:39 PM
Sad Huw was in despair,

There was an ache in one of his pair.

He took some round pills,

To get rid of his ills,

But most of all lay off the Nair!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#41
July 17, 2013, 02:51:59 PM
Poor Huw just could not sleep,
The pain in his nuts was real deep,
The doctor said'yield!'
Stay out of that field,
And no more bother the sheep.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Huw the Poo

#42
July 17, 2013, 03:00:52 PM
Hahahahaha!  Oh god, my lady and I are getting some proper laughs here!  Thanks guys! :D :D :D

LongBlade

#43
July 17, 2013, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 17, 2013, 03:00:52 PM
Hahahahaha!  Oh god, my lady and I are getting some proper laughs here!  Thanks guys! :D :D :D

You know what they say. Laughter heals the soul.

Hopefully some other parts, too.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#44
July 17, 2013, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 17, 2013, 02:51:59 PM
Poor Huw just could not sleep,
The pain in his nuts was real deep,
The doctor said'yield!'
Stay out of that field,
And no more bother the sheep.

That was excellent!  :D
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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