Psst...Hey, Martok!

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JasonPratt

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Nefaro

Quote from: JasonPratt on November 15, 2014, 09:23:59 AM
{rushing off to trademark "Zombiespiderpolcalypse" and then sell it to Asylum and/or SyFy}


Spidernado?

Arachnado? 

Arachnicane!

Centurion40

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 14, 2014, 06:44:22 PM


He said he knew you. Then he tried to climb into my beer. Can you vouch for him?

Well played!  Very well played!!!

Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

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Martok

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 14, 2014, 06:44:22 PM


He said he knew you. Then he tried to climb into my beer. Can you vouch for him?
Okay, I have to admit that one made me laugh. 




Quote from: LongBlade on November 15, 2014, 12:19:25 AM
Martok is a huge fan of Next Generation. Hopefully he'll heed this message:


Fortunately, I'm not a believer in the zombie apocalypse.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Martok on November 17, 2014, 01:28:54 PMFortunately, I'm not a believer in the zombie apocalypse.  :P 

yeah, well there are also people that don'tbelieve violence solves anything, until they get punched in the face!  ;)
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JasonPratt

ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

#384
^  Doubly amusing for me, as I once slept with a woman named Cinnamon (yes, really). 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

Quote from: Martok on December 02, 2014, 02:41:59 AM
^  Doubly amusing for me, as I once slept with a woman named Cinnamon (yes, really).

OK, that is a story just begging to be told.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

I'd ask if she was a stripper, but what's funny is I know a lady named Cinnamon here locally, and she's super attractive, not just physically. And no, she's not a stripper.

LongBlade

In high school I dated a girl named bunny.

She was far too sweet to deserve how that name could be misinterpreted.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

You all have lived such rich lives!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

#389
Quote from: LongBlade on December 02, 2014, 07:08:02 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 02, 2014, 02:41:59 AM
^  Doubly amusing for me, as I once slept with a woman named Cinnamon (yes, really).

OK, that is a story just begging to be told.
Heh.  Not sure if it's all that interesting really, but I'll give you the short version: 

Two years ago, during the summer and autumn, Cinnamon had been a recurring long-term guest staying at one of the hotels I work at.  There'd been a teeny-tiny bit of flirting between the two of us, but I'd never made anything of it.  Anyway, on her last night staying at the hotel (which just happened to be one of my nights off), I was in town running errands and visiting friends.  After doing so, I then swung by the hotel to say hello to my friend who was working the night shift, ran into Cinnamon while I was there, and...well, essentially one thing led to another.  ::) 



If you want the longer, (somewhat) funnier version, we'll probably have to sit down over a couple beers.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces