Psst...Hey, Martok!

Started by BanzaiCat, January 04, 2014, 04:41:04 PM

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LongBlade

Ha!

OK, we'll have some beer.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

I worked with a girl named 'Sandy Lots'.  A friend was hittin that for awhile too.

Despite people asking her whether that was her porn name after every introduction, she took it with a sense of humor.  Didn't know if her parents were hippies or just hated her from birth.

MetalDog

MARTOK!  DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS!  YOU WILL BE SCARED!!!  Everyone else, carry on.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Turn and say "You were always my best friend, you know that?"

Then open the door and jump out after aiming the car at a concrete bridge abutment just to be sure.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

Spider-dress, spider-dress; legs attack and you're in distress...



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Martok

Quote from: MetalDog on December 19, 2014, 07:47:19 PM
MARTOK!  DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS!  YOU WILL BE SCARED!!!  Everyone else, carry on.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
Goddammit, I shot the tank.  Argh. 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 21, 2014, 05:35:24 AM

Fucking hell.  I'm gonna have to start wearing a helmet while I'm in the car. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

Quote from: Martok on December 24, 2014, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 19, 2014, 07:47:19 PM
MARTOK!  DO NOT CLICK ON THIS SLIDE SHOW OF SPIDERS!  YOU WILL BE SCARED!!!  Everyone else, carry on.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/colorful-spiders-ready-for-their-close-up/ss-BBgVcm1?ocid=mailsignout
Goddammit, I shot the tank.  Argh. 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 21, 2014, 05:35:24 AM

Fucking hell.  I'm gonna have to start wearing a helmet while I'm in the car.

Why? Isn't that how Klingons get those ridges on their heads?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

Nah.  Both car roofs and spider carapaces are too soft. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MetalDog

A modicum of revenge for you, Martok.



And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

A little would be appropriate.


Quote from: MetalDog on January 26, 2015, 09:48:17 PM
A modicum of revenge for you, Martok.




All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

Yeah, sorry about that.   :-[
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on January 27, 2015, 12:30:53 PM
Yeah, sorry about that.   :-[

Heh. No worries. Both kids are home today and, well, I was listening without headphones.

I doubt they were paying attention, but...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.