Psst...Hey, Martok!

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BanzaiCat

#540
September 17, 2015, 08:39:40 AM
Or that influx of refugees to Europe might slowly start influencing you natives to use your left hand for that purpose. :)

Steelgrave

#541
September 17, 2015, 10:07:26 AM
Quote from: bob48 on September 17, 2015, 08:16:01 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 17, 2015, 07:46:00 AM
is that so mr smarty pants?

what are you going to wipe your arse on?!

Goodbye, socks. I never really liked you anyway.

Heh heh....when the Missus goes to wash your things, you're gonna get another skillet upside your head, Bawb.

bob48

#542
September 17, 2015, 10:25:58 AM
I'll be really cunning, and blame her for losing yet another pair of socks.........

..nah, you're right, Steelie, here comes another 'gloiinngg'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#543
September 17, 2015, 11:03:29 AM
Darn those socks anyway.

bob48

#544
September 17, 2015, 11:13:26 AM
Was that just a footnote?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#545
September 17, 2015, 01:30:09 PM
Dinnae start spinnin' them pun yarns again.

Martok

#546
September 17, 2015, 02:52:51 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on August 20, 2015, 02:25:57 PM
Re Energy Australia: clearly that thing is feeding on the electricity.  :o
That, or pure evil.  :o  Bloody hell... 




Quote from: LongBlade on August 26, 2015, 02:06:14 PM
Well, Martok, the bad news is you just missed the 20th Annual Congress of Arachnology in Golden, Colorado this year.

But the good news is there's plenty of time to sign up for next year!

http://www.americanarachnology.org/about_AAS/bb-items/ISA_AAS_2016.pdf
I believe I already have my annual penis-scraping appointment slotted for that time.  No way to reschedule I'm afraid. 




Quote from: Steelgrave on September 16, 2015, 01:39:43 PM
Oh HELL no............



I will definitely second your "Oh hell no", and add a "Fuck this, I'm outta here!"  Dignity be damned. 

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BanzaiCat

#547
September 17, 2015, 05:59:51 PM
If that's a Brown Recluse, it needs to die Dexter-style.

MetalDog

#548
September 17, 2015, 07:48:09 PM
It is not.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

JasonPratt

#549
September 22, 2015, 12:25:29 PM
Sure looks like a recluse / fiddleback, though; I see enough around West Tennessee to recognize them compared to wolf spiders or whatever, even when I can't see the fiddle.

Granted, it's in Australia. But fiddlers can emigrate pretty easily I expect.
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MetalDog

#550
September 22, 2015, 06:01:01 PM
The leg spread and body type are pretty close, and if I could see the back I would know for sure, but, having seen literally tens of thousands over the last 9 + years, I'm going with no, it's not.  The legs are too fat.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#551
September 23, 2015, 05:30:18 AM
..we are talking about spiders here, ain't we?

...just askin'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

MetalDog

#552
September 23, 2015, 06:12:56 AM
Oh, you dirty old man.  Of course we are talking about "spiders."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#553
September 23, 2015, 06:15:25 AM
When the word 'spiders' is in double quotes like that, that's GrogHeads code for "fat-bottomed girls that make the rockin' world go 'round."

Silent Disapproval Robot

#554
September 23, 2015, 07:58:40 PM
Quote from: bob48 on September 23, 2015, 05:30:18 AM
..we are talking about spiders here, ain't we?

...just askin'

I once went to a Jamaican party in Japan and a bunch of the Blapanese sluts were doing the bum-in-the-air, hands-on-the-ground "dance" move while in G-strings.   I recall seeing a lot of spider's legs that evening (and more than a few balloon knots)
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