More Pix For A Laugh

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bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

I've said that very thing.  I then went onto request surgery to make me taller.  Didn't fly....
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

Quote from: Martok on February 20, 2013, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 19, 2013, 05:10:15 PM

Okay, I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay creeped out by this one.

So my being a little turned on is somehow....inappropriate? Juuuuussssttt kidding!!!

Longdan

Quote from: Centurion40 on February 19, 2013, 03:46:41 PM
I've said that very thing.  I then went onto request surgery to make me taller.  Didn't fly....
Buy some guns.  They make you taller and give you a bigger man unit.
You can stand around your house going "Are you talking to me?"
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Tpek

Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 20, 2013, 01:56:04 PM


I don't know...
If he fires that pistol he won't have to tolerate the loud gunshot noise the other guy is going to make.
So that might technically still count. :P

undercovergeek

Quote from: Steelgrave on February 20, 2013, 02:32:21 PM
Quote from: Martok on February 20, 2013, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 19, 2013, 05:10:15 PM

Okay, I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay creeped out by this one.

So my being a little turned on is somehow....inappropriate? Juuuuussssttt kidding!!!

CMON MAN - everyone wants a bit of Ariel!!!








just me then?

Windigo

I don't know how to tell you this geek.... but its NOT REAL!!!     (Ariel's tits have clearly been photoshopped)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

Quote from: Windigo on February 20, 2013, 05:28:00 PM
I don't know how to tell you this geek.... but its NOT REAL!!!     (Ariel's tits have clearly been photoshopped)

.......and her legs for that matter!

MetalDog

Quote from: Steelgrave on February 20, 2013, 02:32:21 PM
Quote from: Martok on February 20, 2013, 12:12:05 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 19, 2013, 05:10:15 PM

Okay, I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay creeped out by this one.

So my being a little turned on is somehow....inappropriate? Juuuuussssttt kidding!!!

Said by the guy who thinks that Kristen Stewart is hot.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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