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GDS_Starfury

#840
April 12, 2013, 05:14:12 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#841
April 12, 2013, 10:05:25 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 12, 2013, 05:14:12 PM


Nice try.

I'm pretty sure I know how Martok would react.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#842
April 12, 2013, 10:47:05 PM
Stallone's lookin pudgy. He better lay off the KFC.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Longdan

#843
April 12, 2013, 11:23:21 PM
Man they sure kill the commie shit outa them forners... talk about pornoviolence!
digni enim sunt interdicunt

JasonPratt

#844
April 13, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
I talk to spiders all the time -- it does help a lot!

Then I feel bad when I have to kill the really poisonous ones, of course, but still. Helps. :)
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Longdan

#845
April 13, 2013, 03:44:40 PM
When I worked in a pig barn my cousin and I used to have show trials when it was time to pick a hog for slaughter.
"So you have been caught thinking cosmopolitan thoughts against The Farm..." "What do you say in your defense?"
"Squoooiiirroinq! Oink! !!"
"Guilty!!!!"
Bang!
We were dunk.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

bayonetbrant

#846
April 14, 2013, 07:11:48 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#847
April 14, 2013, 08:33:23 AM
^That's a good one.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

TheCommandTent

#848
April 14, 2013, 08:43:25 AM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

TheCommandTent

#849
April 14, 2013, 08:43:39 AM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Staggerwing

#850
April 14, 2013, 08:53:41 AM
^"Gargamel, the baby Years"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#851
April 14, 2013, 07:16:20 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#852
April 14, 2013, 07:16:38 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#853
April 14, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#854
April 14, 2013, 07:20:19 PM
^LOL!
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