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Martok

#1290
June 03, 2013, 02:05:58 PM
Ha, good story, Jason.  :) 




Quote from: TheCommandTent on June 03, 2013, 07:30:20 AM
This is definitely Martok




Yep, that's about right! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

#1291
June 03, 2013, 02:17:37 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on June 02, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 01, 2013, 05:34:48 AM


Anyone who calls my home phone has made a mistake. As a result I typically punk whoever has called me.

Several days back when SoM was talking about how much "horseshit" something or other was in R&P I got a phone call on the home phone.  I answered

"Horseshit Central, may I help you?"

A rather stunned guy on the other end muttered something about a wrong number and hung up.

The "blood everywhere" remark isn't something I've thought of. I'll have to add that to my repertoire.

My maternal grandpa used to answer the phone, "Lofton Mule Barn, Head Ass speaking". And this was before the days of caller ID, so it could be anyone at all on the other end of the line. He's the same grandpa who would offer me whiskey or dips of snuff when I was small. Quite the character.

undercovergeek

#1292
June 03, 2013, 03:00:01 PM
but faked - sadly

Staggerwing

#1293
June 03, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
Are you talking about the 'Gucci Mane' picture? The 'perp' does look a bit more like the "I'm on the 'Crispy Creme donuts dipped in cake batter, fired in oil, and drizzled in chocolate' diet" kinda guy as compared to public pix of the actual rapper dude.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#1294
June 03, 2013, 06:24:39 PM
the story is - i thought it was hysterical and sent it to a colleague - he googled the story and its a fan who simply posted those words over the existing Fox headline - its a lyric from his song - and then just put it back out there

TheCommandTent

#1295
June 03, 2013, 07:43:03 PM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Martok

#1296
June 04, 2013, 12:55:17 AM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#1297
June 04, 2013, 02:26:25 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#1298
June 04, 2013, 09:37:40 PM
<chuckle> 

True enough! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#1299
June 04, 2013, 10:44:58 PM
this is for Martoks crime.

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#1300
June 05, 2013, 02:29:07 AM
Go Snake!! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

LongBlade

#1301
June 05, 2013, 07:43:25 AM
Quote from: Martok on June 05, 2013, 02:29:07 AM
Go Snake!!


Yeah........I don't think that's what's going on there.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#1302
June 05, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
Gotta be a fake.  That spider's almost the size of the window!!  :o
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#1303
June 05, 2013, 08:49:23 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 05, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
Gotta be a fake.  That spider's almost the size of the window!!  :o

It's Oz, dude. I'd take the spider over the snake. That snake bites you and it's probably over in seconds. There are plenty of deadly critters in North America. But Oz's critters are on steroids.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#1304
June 05, 2013, 11:12:00 AM
Oz snakes have the worst poison.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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