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Windigo

#1410
June 17, 2013, 11:38:30 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

#1411
June 17, 2013, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 17, 2013, 08:01:21 AM


I smugly laugh knowing how true it is.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#1412
June 17, 2013, 12:11:28 PM
Barthart's physics problem cartoon is EXACTLY how I spent my first year in college.

So I got a broadcasting degree instead. Which is like becoming a poet but with less job security.
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Centurion40

#1413
June 17, 2013, 12:53:42 PM
LOL!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#1414
June 17, 2013, 01:05:43 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#1415
June 17, 2013, 05:40:07 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:42:36 PM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1416
June 17, 2013, 08:20:49 PM
they're kidding right?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

#1417
June 17, 2013, 08:26:09 PM
Their lawyers aren't.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#1418
June 17, 2013, 10:07:27 PM
I'm sure it's a fake, but it's damn funny

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1419
June 18, 2013, 08:20:55 AM

Martok

#1420
June 18, 2013, 08:23:16 AM
Ha! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Centurion40

#1421
June 18, 2013, 09:02:03 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 17, 2013, 10:07:27 PM
I'm sure it's a fake, but it's damn funny



It's damned clever fake.  The level of detail is perfect.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#1422
June 18, 2013, 02:41:09 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1423
June 18, 2013, 02:49:03 PM
^ I'm goin' ta hell. That's where the party is....  8)

GDS_Starfury

#1424
June 19, 2013, 12:24:17 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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