More Pix For A Laugh

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bayonetbrant

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JasonPratt

I don't have it handy, but ten or fifteen years ago we received (at the family factory) a Material Safety Data Sheet on water and all the ways it's hazardous to employee health, what they shouldn't do with it, what they should watch out for.

The funniest thing was that there wasn't any attempt to exaggerate with it, it was all entirely plausible things that might happen in or around a factory with water over the course of a year (ice on the parking lot, dangling icicles dropping in a thaw, aspirating while trying to talk and drink from the fountain at the same time, etc.) Everything was soberly typed out in the appropriate 'windows' of the form of the sheet at that time.

We were never sure, consequently, whether it was meant as a joke, or was supposed to be taken seriously. (Thus making it even funnier.)
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bayonetbrant

this is just begging to be posted

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart


bayonetbrant

^^^
When titling this thread "more pix for a laugh" I didn't really have wry, ironic laughter in mind  :-[
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Airborne Rifles


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Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 01, 2013, 06:56:37 PM


Are you sure one of those isn't Gus in a ghillie suit trying to look down the office girls' blouses?

Quote from: Airborne Rifles on August 01, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
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Which by the way is a pretty funny play In it's own right.

The movie version with Tim Roth and Gary Oldman is just awesome. I recommend watching a version of Hamlet first to refresh the memory and aid in enjoying some of the scenes.
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bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

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when driving, sometimes my daughter and I play a game where if we see a jeep wrangler we get to give the other a poke and say "Jeep-jab... and the colour of the jeep"

If she's kicking my butt at the game, I will get her with a "Camo-jeep" or "stealth black-jeep".... which of course she never sees.... despite the fact we just passed it    ;D
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus