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bayonetbrant

#1845
August 06, 2013, 08:04:41 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#1846
August 06, 2013, 08:08:23 PM

mirth

#1847
August 06, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1848
August 06, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on August 06, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
For Windy.   ;D



I actually saw that pic on the chive earliuer this evening and showed it to my SLCG. I laughed like hell, because it is the truth... cannibalism is a way out... vegans just delay the inevitable as our population continues to climb... besides vegans would probably taste like they were range fed [trying hard to remember what that one veggietarian gf tasted like]   ::)   ::)   ::).... if you know what I mean.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#1849
August 07, 2013, 03:58:16 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#1850
August 07, 2013, 04:07:35 PM
I dont trust rocks that much.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#1851
August 07, 2013, 04:27:15 PM

GDS_Starfury

#1852
August 07, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
gravity is always bringing me down.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

DoctorQuest

#1853
August 07, 2013, 07:23:19 PM
Gravity. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

GDS_Starfury

#1854
August 07, 2013, 07:29:59 PM
that depends on your quantum mechanic.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#1855
August 08, 2013, 01:38:28 AM

bayonetbrant

#1856
August 08, 2013, 05:57:05 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#1857
August 08, 2013, 05:58:10 AM
She was built like a brick chickenhouse.   WC Fields.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#1858
August 08, 2013, 06:39:40 AM Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 06:43:48 AM by Banzai_Cat

LongBlade

#1859
August 08, 2013, 09:05:47 AM
Quote from: Bison on August 08, 2013, 01:38:28 AM


Gotta give them points for at least understanding the concept. #9 nailed it, though I'm not sure it was intentional.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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