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BanzaiCat


mirth

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Centurion40

I'll aim for the driver's periscope.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

Quote from: Centurion40 on May 05, 2015, 07:55:02 AM
I'll aim for the driver's periscope.

nuke them from orbit...
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Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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besilarius

One obvious point about this design is how it continues the Soviet Union's emphasis on assault.
With the low turret, it is practically impossible to take a hull down position.  This is not so important if attack is your plan.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Airborne Rifles



The new Russian T-14 Armata rehearsing for the Victory Day parade. Apparently only has two crew members, and it's under 50 tons. I'm not a tanker, but I can't imagine that this is the kind of vehicle you want to take into a street fight in Grozny, what with having to rely on cameras for visibility just about everywhere but to the low front.

bayonetbrant

that's why you bring the crunchies along!
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BanzaiCat


Airborne Rifles

So...implications of the two-man crew for maintenance on the new T-14?  ;)

http://rt.com/news/256437-armata-stuck-moscow-parade/#.VUtcI33pZtM.facebook

besilarius

Transmission froze?  This could ruin your whole day (life).
"Comrade, is a maintenance depot in Siberia needs your skills."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

can you imagine the liberal shitstorm that would happen is the US introduced a full up military parade each year through DC?
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Con

Yeah Baltimore would be better

Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 07, 2015, 10:11:47 PM
can you imagine the liberal shitstorm that would happen is the US introduced a full up military parade each year through DC?

Especially parading an ICBM like it was representative of the country's power. No western country would dream of it.
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