Your Moment of Triumph

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son_of_montfort

May 29, 2012, 01:38:46 PM
Ok, so after posting in JH's "Dumbest Moment" thread, I thought we could invert it and tell our greatest moments!

One of mine was, when I was visiting some friends in Brazil on my second trip down there (right after graduating High School), my friends let me know that the sister or their maid, an exotic-looking and pretty girl, had a crush on me. So, in an attempt to "expedite" matters, my Brazilian friends decide to trap me in a larder with this girl until the magic happened. So I made my move and we literally spent the better part of a week making out, until she had to leave to go back to her home (and I got food poisoning, which was another story). I never saw the Brazilian girl again.

I had very little confidence in my ability to pick up women before that, and hadn't be a player in the dating game before that trip. But that experience gave me a huge confidence jolt, a big enough one to - once I returned to the States -ask out this girl who worked at the drug store with me. We went on a few dates before I went to college, then kept dating in college.

I've been with that girl for 15 years now, married for 6.  :)
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Bison

#1
May 29, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
The first time Household 6 got pregnant.  I was like my junk works, sweet!  The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke.  Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.

son_of_montfort

#2
May 29, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
Quote from: Bison on May 29, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
The first time Household 6 got pregnant.  I was like my junk works, sweet!  The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke.  Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.

That was a good day for me too!
"Now it is no accident all these conservatives are using time travel to teach our kids. It is the best way to fight back against the liberal version of history, or as it is sometimes known... history."

- Stephen Colbert

"The purpose of religion is to answer the ultimate question, are we in control or is there some greater force pulling the strings? And if the courts rule that corporations have the same religious rights that we humans do, I think we'll have our answer."

- Stephen Colbert

Gusington

#3
May 29, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.
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Bison

#4
May 29, 2012, 02:49:08 PM
Quote from: son_of_montfort on May 29, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
Quote from: Bison on May 29, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
The first time Household 6 got pregnant.  I was like my junk works, sweet!  The second time just confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke.  Now I'm afraid of my powerful seed.

That was a good day for me too!

I'll let the wife know we have an international following on the power of my seed!   ;)

Bison

#5
May 29, 2012, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.

No Gus.  SoM was revelling in the power of Bison seed.

Gusington

#6
May 29, 2012, 02:51:03 PM
I bet you my seed can beat up yours.
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Bison

#7
May 29, 2012, 02:52:57 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:51:03 PM
I bet you my seed can beat up yours.

We are NOT going to find out. 

Gusington

#8
May 29, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Fine. Buzzkill.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Windigo

#9
May 29, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
What ever you are drinking Gussy ... I'll have one too.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

son_of_montfort

#10
May 29, 2012, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
^When you got Bison's wife pregnant? Who knew.

Right after you were intimate with Windi's Mom... boy, it's been a weird day today at the Groghead.
"Now it is no accident all these conservatives are using time travel to teach our kids. It is the best way to fight back against the liberal version of history, or as it is sometimes known... history."

- Stephen Colbert

"The purpose of religion is to answer the ultimate question, are we in control or is there some greater force pulling the strings? And if the courts rule that corporations have the same religious rights that we humans do, I think we'll have our answer."

- Stephen Colbert

Martok

#11
May 29, 2012, 08:12:48 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 29, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
What ever you are drinking Gussy ... I'll have one too.


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Never mind.  It's tempting, but I still refuse to shoot the tank! 


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Gusington

#12
May 29, 2012, 08:35:43 PM
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.
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Arctic Blast

#13
May 29, 2012, 09:54:48 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 08:35:43 PM
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.

Fresca is in no way affiliated with triumph.

Windigo

#14
May 29, 2012, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 29, 2012, 08:35:43 PM
I had a Fresca with dinner. Damn that stuff is tasty on a hot day.

you liquor pig


My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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