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Staggerwing

Quote from: LongBlade on November 11, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
The 1812 overture has big drums. So it wins.
The cannons probably help too...
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besilarius

#16
You all probably heard this, but it's worth retelling.
The US Army Band, Pershing's Own, annually has a summer program climaxing in The 1812 Overture  (Ovetur Borodin).  This performace includes an artillery battery firing blanks, as the score directs.
It is always a big hit with the crowds who attend.  It has been held for many years in the Sylvan Theater, which is an open air venue on the Washington Monument grounds in DC.
The year after 9/11, a commercial plane was flying into Washington National airport, and the Army Band was performing.  Someone on the plane noticed the distinctive blasts of artillery pieces being fired and got the whole plane in an uproar that Al-Quada was attacking the Washington Monument.

http://www.usarmyband.com/events/overture_1812.html

For those of an impatient nature, feel free to jump ahead to 13:30.
After the Overture, they follow up with John Philip Sousa's Stars and Stripes Forever.
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son_of_montfort

Quote from: LongBlade on November 11, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
The 1812 overture has big drums. So it wins.

Yes, but you lived in Louisiana, so you must support Napoleon.
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LongBlade

Quote from: son_of_montfort on November 12, 2012, 09:47:06 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 11, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
The 1812 overture has big drums. So it wins.

Yes, but you lived in Louisiana, so you must support Napoleon.

Never.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.