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steve58

August 23, 2012, 04:42:19 PM
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

LongBlade

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August 23, 2012, 04:48:02 PM
Those are hysterical. I have a lot of similar experiences.

I have belly laughed at half of those. Best laugh on the internet in a long time.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

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August 23, 2012, 09:10:23 PM
I think my dog has done everything on the first five pages of that blog at least twice. Today.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

junk2drive

#3
August 23, 2012, 11:33:39 PM
Shared this with the wife and tots (turds of terror). ROFL

TheCommandTent

#4
August 24, 2012, 08:06:59 AM
Thats some good stuff thanks for the link.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

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August 25, 2012, 12:46:38 AM
great link.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Con

#6
August 26, 2012, 11:40:19 AM
I would add my dog to the list

It would be
"I lick my balls and then the babies"

Con

junk2drive

#7
August 26, 2012, 11:53:00 AM
"Don't cha wish you could do that?"

"Well if you promise he won't bite me"

MetalDog

#8
August 26, 2012, 06:29:49 PM
One of the best punchlines of a joke evah!  Along the same lines as, "Rectum?!  Damn near KILLed him!!"
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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