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Started by Bison, January 06, 2016, 11:07:40 PM

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

The average time a football is in play during a game is 10:58.  The rest is replays, talking heads and watching guys line up and do pre-snap gyrations.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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mirth

So both sports are boring!  ;)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

time standing around in a soccer game?  zero
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mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 27, 2016, 10:15:51 AM
time standing around in a soccer game?  zero

And yet it is the most boring of all to watch :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

Time rolling around in pain on the pitch, acting as if you've been shot by a sniper from the stands so that your team can catch their breath from all the not standing around to ultimately very little effect: priceless.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Marty Ward

Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 27, 2016, 10:15:51 AM
time standing around in a soccer game?  zero

Time running around playing keep away with the ball, 89 minutes. Time anything action wise happens, 1 minute!
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