So this popped up on my Steam Discovery Queue this morning.....
I have no words.
I'm heading over to Japan in a month. I think I may have to ask them to stop enabling anime nerds around the world. This just ain't right.
Star will definitely review that one.
wtf is Jarhead doing in that!? :2funny:
SoM was already messing w/ me about that one on FaceBook
The reviews are very positive
QuoteThis game is just one giant innuendo for tank sexy time. 20/10
QuoteStuck my barrel in crazy
10/10 game
Like you need any more 'crazy' in your life! ::)
Good point.
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Oooohhh. I just love Tiger I. She looks SO innocent and sweet. I bet she's VERY popular. Not like that BITCH T-34. :-X
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 10, 2016, 07:33:36 PM
Oooohhh. I just love Tiger I. She looks SO innocent and sweet. I bet she's VERY popular. Not like that BITCH T-34. :-X
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Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.
This pales in comparison with Kancolle where battleships become girls.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/
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Meet Shokaku
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and Yamato
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
Quote from: Double Deuce on March 11, 2016, 12:16:31 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
We need some explanation and that's as good as any.
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
Quote from: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 05:40:36 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 11, 2016, 05:59:35 AM
Quote from: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 05:40:36 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way
I'm already making travel plans
Quote from: undercovergeek on March 11, 2016, 05:59:35 AM
Quote from: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 05:40:36 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
if they can make a redhead, 34DD one im on my way
but i guess those unnatural oversized anime eyes are pretty scary when suddenly seen in real
Quote from: Double Deuce on March 11, 2016, 12:16:31 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
Quote from: Cyrano on March 10, 2016, 09:48:33 PM
Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.
He he, guess again:
http://devgru-p.weebly.com/about.html
http://www.indiedb.com/company/devgru-p/games
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Quote from: Beowulf on March 11, 2016, 06:55:47 AM
Quote from: Double Deuce on March 11, 2016, 12:16:31 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
Quote from: Cyrano on March 10, 2016, 09:48:33 PM
Because, in the Japanese mind, "Girl and Panzer" was somehow insufficiently weird.
He he, guess again:
http://devgru-p.weebly.com/about.html
http://www.indiedb.com/company/devgru-p/games
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
I noticed that too. This is an American made homage to weird Japanese fetishes.
Yup. I thought it was Japanese at first but googled it. That's why I called Japan dirty anime enablers instead of blaming them directly. (Still gonna slap some otaku when I get there though. They know what they did.)
Honestly, I've never been into anime, but after getting sucked in by the great storyline and reasonably solid gameplay of Loren: Amazon Princess, I spent the next month feeling like a porn-anime pervert. But I'll be danged it it wasn't a great game.
Those robots in Japan will also feature an installation socket for a www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com).
Quote from: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 05:40:36 AM
in 5 years Japanese will have walking talking "datable" robotic dolls (androids) that look like this and who are able to roam free in a controlled limited environment situation like a property or a restaurant :o
And we all know THIS is going to end well.
We need Blade-Runners NOW!
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 11, 2016, 12:50:03 PM
We need Blade-Runners NOW!
I volunteer to hunt down all the Pris models.
Quote from: Double Deuce on March 11, 2016, 12:16:31 AM
I'm convinced that those 2 nukes we dropped on Japan F'ed them up culturally way beyond anything we could have imagined.
Not really, they are still stuck in the hard rock phase and never moved on to rap or wuss rock which is a good thing. ;D
Quote from: mirth on March 11, 2016, 01:27:27 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 11, 2016, 12:50:03 PM
We need Blade-Runners NOW!
I volunteer to hunt down all the Pris models.
And we all know THIS is going to end well. :o
I thought the Pris models hunted you down.
Quote from: MikeGER on March 11, 2016, 06:38:31 AM
but i guess those unnatural oversized anime eyes are pretty scary when suddenly seen in real
why no face down action? ???
Here we are having a discussion about abusing large breasted robot dolls and you have to come and lower the tone! ::)