No lobster for North Korea - Kim displeased

Started by Airborne Rifles, May 19, 2015, 12:48:41 PM

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Airborne Rifles

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-terrapin-farm/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obinsite

This is one of those delightful little stories that makes my news day.

He's also upset that his meteorologists can't predict the weather.

LongBlade

The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

Doesn't the Sun-God Kim make the weather? Why does he need meteorologists?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

Quote from: LongBlade on May 19, 2015, 01:01:55 PM
The last time I heard the phrase "below-zero spirit of serving the people" was after that weekend Star and Gus went over to Mirth's place.

Star has a Hannibal Lecter-like gift for "serving the people".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

Their state-run media does almost as good a job as our own leftist media whores here in the US. George Stephanopoulos and Chris Matthews could still teach 'em a thing or two though. ::)

"It is hard to understand that the farm visited by Kim Jong Il did not arrange even the room for education in revolutionary history," KCNA quoted Kim as saying. "The employees who failed to bear deep in their minds his leadership exploits could hardly perform their role as masters in production."

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

^It's not so much forgetting him as fear that the mention of his name summons him from the depths...... >:D

mirth

Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

Quote from: mirth on May 19, 2015, 07:10:18 PM
Yeah, he's kinda like Beetlejuice that way.

Beetlejuice dresses better and has twice the charisma   O0

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus


Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.