Psst...Hey, Martok!

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MetalDog

Thanks for the confirmation, JP :)
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Martok

Incidentally, I just have to say how lovely it is to not have spiders in my apartment.  That's definitely one of the nice things about having moved.  O0 




Quote from: Barthheart on July 02, 2015, 11:21:20 AM

What a maroon.  Only an idiot would use a rifle in that situation. 

...That's what flame-throwers are for.  :D 

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steve58

Maybe this little guy will change Martok's opinion of arachnids...

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LongBlade

Very cute. I think that one stole Mirth's favorite dance move.

Left arm up! Both arms up! Left arm down!

DANCE!

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Staggerwing

Looks like the female wasn't impressed by the Chav Spider.
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LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on August 06, 2015, 07:44:06 PM
Looks like the female wasn't impressed by the Chav Spider.

In fairness, Mirth's dance moves don't always pay off, either.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

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Nefaro

Quote from: Martok on July 06, 2015, 06:46:03 AM
What a maroon.  Only an idiot would use a rifle in that situation. 

...That's what flame-throwers are for.  :D

My father and one of his buddy's used to tell me about another friend of theirs who was completely horrified of snakes.

So, one of them had found a big black snake wrapped around some old circular well wall made of rock.  They caught it and put it in his truck. 

Evidently their prank elicited an even more impressively terrified response from the guy than expected.  Dunno if he was going shooting or what, but the guy had his .44 with him and, after seeing the big snake in the floorboard, unloaded it into the thing.  And through the floor of his vehicle.  Despite it being a non-poisonous black snake.  The guy completely lost it.

My dad & his buddies always laughed and shook their head when recounting that. :crazy2:

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If it was big enough to be wrapped around a stone well, I don't blame him shooting a hole in his floor.  :o
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Quote from: LongBlade on August 06, 2015, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on August 06, 2015, 07:44:06 PM
Looks like the female wasn't impressed by the Chav Spider.

In fairness, Mirth's dance moves don't always pay off, either.

hilarious, i like to think thats what i look like when viewing mirths posts - crazy guy comes in wafting his arms about, all you can do is stand still and think WTF is this?!

but all the time trying to keep at least one eye on him because you never know what will happen

besilarius

Energy Australia was unable to read your meter.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bbmike

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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

JasonPratt

Re Energy Australia: clearly that thing is feeding on the electricity.  :o
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

LongBlade

Well, Martok, the bad news is you just missed the 20th Annual Congress of Arachnology in Golden, Colorado this year.

But the good news is there's plenty of time to sign up for next year!

http://www.americanarachnology.org/about_AAS/bb-items/ISA_AAS_2016.pdf
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.