Psst...Hey, Martok!

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undercovergeek

Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Staggerwing

Quote from: undercovergeek on April 22, 2014, 12:33:26 AM
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Cigar for ignition= extra man-points.

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Centurion40

Quote from: MetalDog on April 17, 2014, 11:00:34 PM
40, I'd love to let a lizard or three live in my house.  Unfortunately, the latitude I am at doesn't allow for them year round.  Yours is even worse for them ;)

True, but I don't have to worry about a spider bite sending me to the hospital!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Quote from: MetalDog on April 21, 2014, 11:23:38 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 21, 2014, 06:57:06 PM
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.


Size of your thumb?  I wouldn't sweat it too much then.  Just be careful.  Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.

Size of your thumb isn't big???!!  Jesus! 
Any time is a good time for pie.

undercovergeek

Quote from: Staggerwing on April 22, 2014, 06:17:49 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 22, 2014, 12:33:26 AM
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Cigar for ignition= extra man-points.

lol - arachnid destruction with style

Martok

Quote from: undercovergeek on April 22, 2014, 12:33:26 AM
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!
Seriously, if you're going to use a flamethrower, then just GET AN ACTUAL DAMN FLAMETHROWER.  Don't half-ass it!  ::)   Sheesh... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

Ive been usong a 3500 psi pressure washer with a needle tip.   8)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

#127
Good man. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MetalDog

Quote from: Centurion40 on April 22, 2014, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 21, 2014, 11:23:38 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 21, 2014, 06:57:06 PM
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.


Size of your thumb?  I wouldn't sweat it too much then.  Just be careful.  Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.

Size of your thumb isn't big???!!  Jesus!

This is the spider I thought it resembled originally.  They can get as big as your entire hand.


And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

That aint these.  The body is longer and skinnier.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Martok

If it wasn't for the fact that you're now killing so many of them in the course of your current project, I'd think you were in Spidertopia. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

Im only killing the ones that are in my way.  My client considers them his "friends".  ::)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Hmmm...

I'd stay out of his basement in case his 'family' has some kind of gigantic nest down there complete with full larder of silk-wrapped people-pops.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.