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mirth

#345
March 16, 2015, 01:36:50 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#346
March 16, 2015, 01:42:03 PM
No, no, no...

GDS_Starfury

#347
March 16, 2015, 01:46:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 16, 2015, 01:36:50 PM

Or the working version:


stop oppressing my people!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#348
March 16, 2015, 04:11:47 PM
It's better to lose your skullcap, than your skull!

airboy

#349
March 16, 2015, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 16, 2015, 01:21:02 PM
http://victoriaminiatures.highwire.com/product/spanish-inquisition-resin

I may get this for my wife for her birthday.  She only has thousands of dolls of all sorts already.  I got her Snake Pliskin for Christmas.  Thanks for the idea.  She will not expect it.

bob48

#350
March 17, 2015, 06:07:25 AM
...no one expects................
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#351
March 17, 2015, 06:21:26 AM
Heard that while writing the sketch, Chapman was constantly reduced to giggles by the absurdity.
Considering his stoic mien during the taping, I wonder how many takes it required?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#352
March 17, 2015, 06:23:36 AM
4 takes.................no, 5. 5 takes.............
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#353
March 17, 2015, 08:08:13 AM
I got where you were going with it.  Can believe Star posted the wrong Inquisition gag
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#354
March 17, 2015, 01:13:08 PM
I bet he only posted that one because no one was expecting it!  ;D 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#355
March 17, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
I was bringing you the songs of my people.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#356
March 17, 2015, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 17, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
I was bringing you the songs of my people.

Jarhead0331

#357
March 20, 2015, 03:06:24 PM
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

bob48

#358
March 20, 2015, 03:12:31 PM
We should get one for Martok - should solve his spider problems.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#359
March 20, 2015, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 20, 2015, 03:12:31 PM
We should get one for Martok - should solve his spider problems.

Capital thinking, old chap.
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