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Sir Slash

If I had one of those, at least my wife wouldn't nag me about BBQ-ing all the time.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on July 25, 2016, 05:45:49 AM
Wouldn't a Sherman be more appropriate?

The Tommy Cooker?
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bayonetbrant

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bob48

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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Nefaro


Sir Slash

That color is called, 'Nerd Green'. I had an old girlfriend that used to call me, 'Splash Damage'. I think it was because I used to either spill my drinks on her, or spill my..... never mind.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 10, 2016, 10:41:00 PM
That color is called, 'Nerd Green'. I had an old girlfriend that used to call me, 'Splash Damage'. I think it was because I used to either spill my drinks on her, or spill my..... never mind.


Maybe you should've burned rubber instead of pulling out... ...of her driveway.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

That is pretty cool. Got to admire that guy's devotion.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Ubercat

OMG. Look at the last pic. He even included the giant idol statue from the classic Dungeonmasters Guide! The one where a thief was using his dagger to steal the big gemstone eye from the statues face while his comrades were gathering lizardman corpses.
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bbmike

That dude must not be married.  ::)
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Ubercat on August 16, 2016, 02:47:27 PM
OMG. Look at the last pic. He even included the giant idol statue from the classic Dungeonmasters Guide! The one where a thief was using his dagger to steal the big gemstone eye from the statues face while his comrades were gathering lizardman corpses.

that's actually the Player's Handbook ;)
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers