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Windigo

#930
August 24, 2017, 09:37:27 AM
It's the simple pleasures in life.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#931
August 24, 2017, 09:51:55 AM

BanzaiCat

#932
August 24, 2017, 01:38:25 PM

Sir Slash

#933
August 24, 2017, 02:18:48 PM
What happened to the crew that hat went with I wonder?  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#934
August 24, 2017, 02:21:53 PM
I'm sure they're fine.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#935
August 24, 2017, 02:29:19 PM
Xenomorph-Poop.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#936
August 24, 2017, 02:30:20 PM
Bet that burns like Taco Bell.  :o

mirth

#937
August 24, 2017, 02:31:06 PM
Does a Xenomorph poop in space?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#938
August 24, 2017, 02:43:56 PM
Only if there is no one there is see it.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#939
August 24, 2017, 02:50:42 PM
Bashful critters, ain't they?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#940
August 24, 2017, 03:23:47 PM
In space, no one can hear you scream.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#941
August 24, 2017, 03:25:52 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Con

#942
August 24, 2017, 03:27:19 PM
A xenomorph cry sounds like a cat trying to take a crap with its sphincter sewed shut

mirth

#943
August 24, 2017, 03:36:08 PM
I don't know how that sounds, but the description alone is plenty unpleasant.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#944
August 24, 2017, 06:26:45 PM
THAT'S what's wrong with my cat???  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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