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mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 24, 2017, 06:26:45 PM
THAT'S what's wrong with my cat???  :o

Well, it's one of the things wrong with your cat.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

It also explains what happened to my stapler.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 24, 2017, 06:34:06 PM
It also explains what happened to my stapler.

Excuse me, was it a red Swingline stapler?

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

No. Mine is brown and covered with black and white cat fur.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

what are you stapling your cat to?
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Sir Slash

I'm stapling the remote to her ass. She's always laying on the damned thing, she might as well have it with her permanently.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

I have a red Swingline stapler. I keep it at home - it's far too valuable to leave on my desk at work. It could "accidentally" disappear.

bayonetbrant

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bayonetbrant

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bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 11, 2017, 08:22:47 AM


Perfect for when you're planning an Anschluss with your neighbor's yard.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

three words:

Lego.  Quidditch.  Aquarium.

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 13, 2017, 11:01:34 AM
ooooooooooooooh   :o :o :o

https://www.bittboy.com/collections/handheld

That is kind of cool, but did you see a list of the games on them? I can't find that info. Obviously Contra, but my NES days are long behind me so I'm not recognizing some of the screenshots there.

bayonetbrant

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/06/hardware_review_bittboy_portable_video_game_handheld

maybe not as awesome as first assumed

QuoteWithout the opportunity to load up other games, you're left to the mercy of the 300 which have been pre-loaded. These range from genuine NES classics - such as Super Mario Bros. 3, Double Dragon, Ninja Gaiden 2, Tetris, Pac-Man, Balloon Fight, Gradius, Donkey Kong and Bomber Man, but the vast majority of titles included are of rather dubious quality. Street Fighter V is an hilarious bootleg version of Street Fighter II, while Man in Red is Space Invaders but with a soldier (yes, he's dressed in red) doing the shooting from the bottom of the screen. Titles such as Rural Goblin, Mad Xmas, Awful Rushing and Raidon Bungeling give away the console's Far Eastern origins, and there's even a clone of Angry Birds thrown in for good measure - which in reality is New Zealand Story with different sprites (the original, untouched NES version of Taito's classic is also included, bizarrely).
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers